HOW CAN I HELP YOU TODAY?

- I NEED TO BUY A NEW BED.

- OKAY. YEAH, GOOD, GOOD.

YOU CAME TO THE RIGHT PLACE. I'LL BE MORE THAN HAPPY

TO HELP YOU WITH THAT. UH...

WHAT SIZE YOU NEED? A FULL, QUEEN, KING?

- QUEEN. - QUEEN, OH.

WE GOT A BIG SEL-- - AND JUST SO YOU KNOW,

IT NEEDS TO BE STURDY.

- ALL RIGHT.

- SHIT GETS KIND OF CRAZY IN MY ROOM.

- OH, OKAY. [laughs]

I GOT YOU, BROTHER. [laughs]

I GOT YOU.

WELL, THIS POSTUREPEDIC MATTRESS WE GOT RIGHT HERE,

THIS IS EXTREMELY COMFORTABLE

AND, UH...DURABLE.

- DO YOU MIND IF I TRY IT?

- NO, NOT AT ALL. GO AHEAD.

I SHOULD ALSO MENTION, THERE'S 100% MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE ON--

- YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!

WHO GOT THAT GOOD "D"?

I GOT THAT GOOD "D"!

YEAH! YEAH!

NO, IT'S TOO HARD.

DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING SOFTER?

- UM...

OF COURSE.

THIS--THIS IS ONE OF OUR, UM, NATURAL LATEX MATTRESSES.

IT'S ON SALE, TOO, TODAY, AT $1,200.

- CAN I TRY IT?

- SURE.

- WHO GOT THAT GOOD "D"?

I GOT THAT GOOD "D"!

[grunting]

WHO GOT THAT GOOD "D"? I GOT THAT GOOD "D"!

[grunts]

IT SEEMS A LITTLE PRICEY.

- OKAY. NO, IT'S A LITTLE PRICEY.

I AIN'T GONNA LIE TO YOU.

BUT, UH, NO PROBLEM. WE GOT OTHER CHOICES.

UM...

THIS A GREAT MEMORY FOAM MATTRESS, RIGHT HERE.

IT'S A LITTLE CHEAPER, AND--

- CAN I TRY IT OUT?

- RIGHT. RIGHT, YEAH.

I MEAN, OF COURSE, OF COURSE YOU WANT TO TRY.

- YOU KNOW HOW IT GOES.

- YEAH. OH, YEAH.

- COMING UP ON THEM LATE NIGHTS.

AYE! AYE! BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM!

"YES! SI, PAPI! SI, PAPI! SI, PAPI!"

- YEAH, MAN, RIGHT. [laughs]

YEAH, MAN. UM...

SEX HAPPENS.

- YIP!

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!

WHO GOT THAT GOOD "D"? I GOT THAT GOOD "D"!

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!

WHO GOT THAT GOOD "D"?

I GOT THAT GOOD "D"!

OH! OH, HERE IT COMES!

HERE IT COMES! HERE IT COMES!

HOO-AH!

YUP, THAT'S THE ONE.

I'LL TAKE IT. - OKAY, LET ME RING YOU UP.

- [grunting] - AYE! AYE! AYE!

- WHO GOT THAT GOOD "D"? I GOT THAT GOOD "D"!

[grunting] - AYE, PAPI!

- WHO GOT THAT GOOD "D"? I GOT THAT GOOD "D"!

[glass breaks] - SI, PAPI!

- [grunting] - AYE! AYE! AYE! AYE!

- WHO GOT THAT GOOD "D"? I GOT THAT GOOD "D"!