modelled by Chiefs defenceman, Billy Charlebois,

who hails from, if I can read the card here, Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan.

- The padded shoulders give it a '40s look. - You look nice, son. Real spiffy.

Keep in mind that the perfect accessory for the man in your life

is a season ticket to the Chiefs' games.

- I look like some cocksuckin' faggot. - Have you seen Reg or Braden?

Joe, I don't care. Enough is enough.

Nowhere in my contract does it say I gotta make a fool outta myself. Am I right?

- Have you seen Dunlop or Braden? - I'm gonna flash 'em, Joe.

I'm gonna open this faggot robe and wiggle my dick.

- You will not. - Yes I am, Joe, and you know why?

I want you to have a heart attack and die so we never have to do this again.

- Fuckin' fashion show. - It's good publicity.

You fellas have not been drawin' 'em in the way you have in the past.

I'm gonna wiggle it at 'em, you cheap bastard.

Be prepared, because when I yank it out,

everybody in that audience except my wife is gonna be runnin' for the exits.

Ensemble number eight, as we watch Chiefs defenceman,

Johnny Upton, modelling number eight.

- Joe McGrath. Just checking on Dunlop...

We have two generations of pro hockey with us

for you folks to call in and question.

Player-coach Reg Dunlop, and right wing Ned Braden.

Reggie, you represent the old guard, one of the iron men of the Federal League.

You've been playing pro hockey now for how many years?

- Quite a few, Jim. - Is that right?

On the other side of the scale, Ned,

who's a college graduate and an American citizen.

- At Princeton you were all-Eastern? - That's what it said in the yearbook.

OK. Our lines are open.

Anything you wanna know about the fascinating world of pro hockey...

Here we go. Hi there. Jim Carr. What's your question?

Hey, Dunlop, you old fart. Why don't you get outta the game and let some...

We're gonna spin some music while we wait for our next caller.

Before you do that, I know a lot of kids would enjoy coming to the games

to see a great veteran like Reggie skate.

While we wait for our next caller, we'd like to remind you folks calling in

to keep your questions within the boundaries of good taste.