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  • I mean when we bought our bed--

    那時我們買了我們的雙人床—

  • Oh my god! Wait, are you two a couple?

    我的天呀! 等等,你們該不會是情侶吧?

  • Yeah. Yes, mm-hmm.

    是啊! 嗯哼,是的!

  • I thought you were brothers.

    我以為你們是兄弟。

  • Nope. No.

    不是耶! 不是。

  • Are you sure you're not brothers?

    你們真的不是兄弟嗎?

  • Yep. Pretty, pretty sure.

    不是耶。真的不是。

  • Yeah? Not brothers.

    真的嗎? 不是兄弟。

  • Not brothers. Nope.

    不是兄弟。不是啊。

  • Which one's the guy and which one's the girl?

    你們哪一個是男生,哪一個是女生?

  • We're both guys. Right right okay.

    我們倆都是男的。好吧,也是啦。

  • But like, you know.

    不過,你知道我意思的。

  • Do you two just check out guys together all the time?

    你們倆一直都對男生有興趣嗎?

  • Yes.

    是的。

  • Oh my god you guys are getting married?

    喔,我的天呀! 你們倆要結婚了?

  • I've never been to a gay wedding. Can I come?

    我從來沒有去過男同志婚禮,可以讓我去嗎?

  • Um, we just met you.

    嗯,不過我們才剛認識妳不久耶。

  • Oh I don't mind.

    沒關係啦。

  • We were thinking of starting by painting the living room first.

    我們在想說先粉刷客廳好了。

  • Oh! What color do you guys think we should go with?

    哪一種顏色你們覺得比較好?

  • Um, I don't know what colors do you like.

    我不知道你們喜歡的顏色耶。

  • Oh, uh, well we had talked about... pewter?

    喔,我們剛剛聊到藍灰色,你們覺得怎麼樣?

  • Yeah. yeah. Is that a good color?

    不錯啊! 你覺得可以嗎?

  • Why are you ask--

    怎麼這樣問...

  • You know, my cousin's gay, Terry.

    我有個堂(表)兄(弟)也是個男同志,叫Terry。

  • Do you know Terry?

    你認識Terry嗎?

  • Yeah, gay Terry.

    知道啊! 男同志Terry。

  • Everyone knows gay Terry.

    每個人都認識他。

  • You guys, I need to pick out an outfit for the company Christmas party. Will you help?

    對了,我要為公司辦的聖誕派對挑一件衣服,你們可以幫幫我嗎?

  • Why are you asking u-- ah, oh.

    為什麼要問我們呢 ...呃...噢!

  • Alright, just checking on your room.

    好的,讓我確認你們的房間。

  • Um, two queens? Wha--?

    嗯,兩張雙人床嗎?(queen可指比較女性化的男生或男同志) 什麼?

  • He's talking about the beds.

    他在說房型啦!

  • So when you guys are on a date like this, who pays?

    那麼,你們兩個這樣約會的話,誰付錢?

  • So when you guys slow dance who leads?

    你們倆跳慢舞的時候,誰帶誰?

  • Who plans the brunch place, do you guys take turns?

    你們倆誰決定早午餐吃甚麼?輪流決定嗎?

  • We own a brunch restaurant chain.

    其實我們一起經營一家連鎖的早午餐店。

  • Of course you do. Yeah of course.

    這樣很好耶! 是啊。

  • But you guys just wear each others' clothes right?

    你們倆輪流穿彼此的衣服,是嗎?

  • Actually that we do. We do that.

    被你說中了。我們真的是這樣。

  • That's great.

    這樣真的很好

  • I need a new gay best friend, will you be my new gay best friend? Please?

    我需要一個新的同志朋友,你們可以當我的同志朋友嗎? 拜託!

  • We just met you.

    我們才剛認識不久耶。

  • You guys don't watch Real Housewives?

    你們沒有在看「真人秀:紐約嬌妻」嗎?

  • Are you sure you're gay?

    你們倆真的是男同志嗎?

  • We're pretty sure.

    我們真的是

  • Are you gonna have gaybies?

    你們想要有寶寶嗎?(gabies是gaby的複數,是gay baby的簡稱)

  • I'm sorry what? Gay babies.

    不好意思? 我是說 Gay babies。

  • Can I be your surrogate, our babies would look so--

    我可以當你們的代理孕母嗎?保證你們的小孩看起來—

  • We just met you.

    我們才剛認識妳。

  • So if you guys have kids, are you gonna let them play sports?

    如果你們有了小孩你會讓他們運動嗎?

  • Why would we not let our kids play sports?

    為什麼不讓我們的小孩運動呢?

  • I don't know, I just thought, like, musical theater and stuff plays, dances.

    我的意思是說,還有其他的像是音樂劇,還有像是戲劇,舞蹈。

  • Who's the twink and who's the leather daddy? Wow!

    你們誰在下,誰在上? 我的天啊!(twink用來指年輕、身材精實的男同志;leather daddy指的是有皮革癖的熟男熊同志)

  • Who wants weiners, you guys right?

    有人要吃又粗又長的Weiner熱狗嗎?你們倆對不對?

  • Oh, will you be my escort to the gay pride parade?

    你們願意當我同志大遊行的護花使者嗎?

  • I mean, you need a gay to get into one of those things right?

    我是說,我需要一個男同志我才能進去對不對?

  • You do, you need a gay to get in and yes we will go with you.

    沒錯妳需要一個男性姊妹淘陪妳,我們陪妳吧。

  • Oh you're gonna be my gaykeeper.

    喔,你們會是我的同志使者囉。(gaykeeeper跟gatekeeper有諧音)

  • Judy Garland. Seen it.

    Judy Garland知道吧? 我看過她。

  • I know who Judy Garland is. Do you?

    我知道她是誰,真的嗎?

  • Are you sure you're gay? Pretty sure.

    你們倆真的是同志嗎? 真的是。

  • Are you gay?

    那你呢?

  • That's a really sensitive subject.

    這問題可敏感了。

I mean when we bought our bed--

那時我們買了我們的雙人床—

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