I want you to pay attention.

Because if you don't, you're gonna be stuck with this

for the rest of your life.

Here the seven things you should never do

to impress a woman.

Number one

Sending a million texts in a row

and then getting mad when she doesn't respond.

Nothing screams

I'm needy. Like sending a girl a long string of texts

you're effectively telling her that you have nothing else going on in your life.

Kinda like a baby who needs a suck on his Mum tit 24 /7

And then when you get angry at her for her lack of response,

you're telling her you're a psychopath.

Now imagine if you did that in real life...

Hey! What's up?

What do you up to?

You wanna come over?

What do I do?

Answer me!

Who do you hanging out with?

Are you with Steve?

I knew it!

Fu*k you!

Fu* Fu* Fu* Fu*k you.

I'm sorry.

Number two

Cat calling girls from a distance.

Seriously. What are you hoping to accomplish? Do you think these random noises coming out

of your mouth are gonna make her wet?

Whenever I see a guy cat calling a girl from a distance. I think to myself

what the hell are you doing?

Hey girl look,what's cooking good looking? Come back bae. Come back.

Wooh!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh!

By cat calling, you might think the world sees you as ballsy or smooth

but here's what people really see when you do it.

I don't have the balls to talk to you

So I am just gonna make weird noises at you from a distance.

Number three .

Bragging about how much money you make

Unless you wanna attract dirty motel like prostitutes. Don't do this.

When you start bragging about how much money you have, here's what you're really

saying.

I'm to shitty of a person for you to like me for me. So I brought you this.

Number four

Lying about your dick size.

Oh!

I dropped my monster condom that I used for my

Magnum dong

There is no bigger form

of male insecurity than lying about the size of your penis.

Women are attracted to self-love and self-confidence.

When you lie about the size of your penis, you're basically saying

that you hate yourself! Plus, what are you gonna do

when she actually sees it.

I thought you said it was six inches.

Six inch?

Number five

Confessing your love to someone through Facebook.

A lot more guys do this than you think. So if you're sending her a message

through Facebook confessing your love to her,

you're probably the fourth guy whose done that.

Hey

I know we've been friends for a long time but i just want you to know

that I love you.

Oh fu*k. Why'd I do that.

Number six

Buying her affection.

If you're a guy who just showers the girl he likes with gifts,

it means that your life is so pathetic

that you cannot impress her with your personality.

So instead you have to resort to giving her shiny objects.

Women see right through that and they know that you're begging them to like

you.

And lastly number seven

Pretending to like things just because she likes them.

This is one of the worst things you can do. It's a combination of

lying

supplication

and lack of self-confidence.

If you're pretending to be super into something just because she is,

you're not a man. You're a loser who is trying desperately to be accepted.

Oh are you One Direction fan? That's crazy. I'm a One Direction fan.

Listen! The fact that you like different things and you have your own opinions

makes you interesting.

Lying about it makes you look like an idiot.

Now I want to hear from you.

What's the lamest thing you've done

to win the affection of a girl? I know it might be kinda hard to admit it but you

know what

I'm gonna go first. So I will write my lamest story in the comments below.

The person who has the best story is going to get this thing

We are giving this away to the best story and it's not for you to actually use.

It's too remind you that you don't want to be stuck with this

for your entire life. So that's it for today. Comment below and maybe win this

weird sex toy.