Yeah.

Would either of you be interested in having sex

with me?

What?

You want to have sex with me?

What?

I'm going to slap you on your mother fucking face.

Do not get at me like that, I swear to motherfucking god.

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Excuse me.

I know you're like working and everything,

but like would you have sex with me?

Oh, why not?

Am I ugly or something?

I'm ugly?

Will either of you have sex with me?

[LAUGHS] Isabelle?

No.

No.

Sorry, no.

Oh, bummer.

Can I ask both of you a question?

Will you have sex with me?

No.

No, no, no?

Will either of you have sex with me?

No.

No, not tonight.

Not tonight.

Tomorrow?

No, we're leaving.

Oh, OK.

Oh, you're on vacation?

Yeah.

Hey, you know what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

[LAUGHS]

Will you have sex with me?

I know it's awkward, because I don't even know you.

But it's Vegas, you know.

Would you?

What?

Will you have sex with me?

Oh, yeah.

Sure.

Really?

Yeah.

Awesome.

I'm like right over here.

I got a nice place.

And if you want to come over and--

Where?

The Caesar's.

Oh, so down there.

Caesar's?

Yeah.

I'm in town for like two more days.

You want to come, too?

All right.

Come on.

Cool.

Will you have sex with me?

No.

No.

Um, no.

And a no?

Would either of you be interested in having sex

with me?

Hurry up.

Wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

See, she would.

She wants to.

She wants to already.

I mean, you're cute.

Don't get me wrong.

You're cute.

Are you serious?

You're serious?

You want to have sex with me?

Am I going to have sex with you?

No.

Hey, would any of you three be interested in having sex

with me?

No, sorry.

No?

All three?

That's a no.

That's a no.

Excuse me.

Would either of you be interested in having

sex withe me?

Would you be interested in having sex with me?

That's such an honest question.

I love you for asking it that way.

Hey, would you be interested in having sex with me?

No, thank you.

I got two left.

What?

No?

No?

Four no's.

Can we like hold hands then, instead?

Would any of you be interested in having sex with me?

[INAUDIBLE]

How about you?

No?

I just don't want to put all the work in, you know?

Like conversation, movies.

It's faster that way, right?

Would any of you be interested in having sex with me tonight?

All four?

Oh, shit.

That's a done deal.

All right.

Let's go.

Yeah, let's go.

Cool.

All right.

It's on.

All right.

What do you want?

You're a liar.

Oh, am I busted?

But it was yeses, right?

Hey, would you be interested in having sex with me?

Yeah?

All right.

Yeah.

I'm a local, actually.

Oh, OK.

Would either of you be interested in having sex

with me?

[LAUGHS]

No.

I'd hit my head before you kick my ass.

No.

No.

No?

I know you're on the phone and everything,

but it's really important.

Spit it out, if it's so important.

Would you like to have sex with me?

Get the fuck out of my dumb-- you're dumb,

get the fuck out of my face.

You say you were dumb?

Would any of the three of you be interested in having sex

with me?

That's all right.

It's Vegas.

You could try new things.

Sorry, I'm out.

Would any of you be interested in having sex with me?

No.

But will you take a picture for us?

No, thank you.

Yo, he asked me if sex was an option tonight.

And raise your hand if you'd be interested in having sex

with me.

Not tonight.

OK, ready?

Do not raise your hand if you want to have sex with me.

Oh.

I don't speak any English.

It's all right.

I don't speak much English, either.

But I was just wondering, would you like to have sex with me?

No.

Sorry, I'm taken.

I have a boyfriend.

If you don't get the fuck away from me,

I'm going to pass you the fuck out.

Would you like to have sex with me?

No, I'm good.

You're good?

OK.

Thanks for asking me, though.

[INAUDIBLE] awkward.

I can wait around until you get off.

You're married?

OK.

That's cool.

Me, too.

This is like what I do on the weekends.

I don't tell her.

This show is making me so hard.

You want to have sex after this show?

I'm good, thanks.

You're good?

OK.

It makes me horny.

I don't know why.

After the show, would you guys like to have sex with me?

No.

No.

One no?

Yes, no?

No.

No.

Got four no's.

Would either of you be interested in having sex

with me?

No.

Your answer.

No, and no?

Would you be interested in having sex with me?

Yeah.

You're pregnant?

Oh.

Well, that's very special.

And you know what else is special?

You're the 100th girl I've asked that question.

Hey, check it out.

Turn around.

Turn around.

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Yeah, 100.

Woo.