字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 When my brother harold Asked me to be the best man At his wedding, I was like, "whoa, "of course, man, 'cause you've always been there for me." Aww. That's right. Like when I was in rehab And like the time I couldn't find my car. 'cause harold, you know, He's always been the dependable one. I've always... Been the screwed-up one. Right, dad? Ha ha. "why can't you be more like your brother? Harold would never beat up his landlord." He's drunk as shit. Whoops. [coughing] But, uh... A little news flash, pop. Ha. Harold ain't so perfect. Remember that time in puerto rico When we picked up those 2, uh... Well, I guess they were prostitutes, But I don't remember paying. Ok, how 'bout that? How 'bout that? Yeah. How 'bout it? Terrific. I'm a person, too, pop, goddamn it! I'm a person, too! You're a moron! Ooh. Ok. The best man, everybody. Best man. The better man. ♪ ♪ ooh! Uh...Hey, We've all done crazy things in our life, so... ♪ ♪ ♪ He's playing the guitar now. Isn't that great? Ha ha ha. You're doing good. Yeah? Sounds good? It's because I'm the best guitar player in the world. Yeah. Self-taught. No lessons, thank you very much, pop. All right. David: They'll be divorced in a year. Very good.