who was known to swipe left all day

她在 Tinder 很出名，因為總是打別人槍，

until she found a charming prince who was only a mile away.

直到她遇到了一位只在一哩之外，魅力四射的王子

The prince was not too picky

這位王子也不是那麼挑剔，

but this one was out of his league.

但是他覺得他配不上這位公主

He'd never seen a maiden so fair.

他從來沒看過如此美麗的女孩

Plus, he hadn't had sex in a week.

再加上，他已經一個禮拜沒有行房了

and so their courtship did blossom.

然後他們對彼此萌生情愫了

They planned to meet up that night.

他們便約好當晚碰面

She donned her prettiest dress

她穿上了她最漂亮的洋裝

and a pair of control-top tights.

和緊身塑身絲襪

Tinderelly, Tinderelly, Tinderelly, show some cleavage, Tinder, uh！

Tinder 瑞拉，Tinder 瑞拉，Tinder 瑞拉，露點乳溝，Tinder，啊！

The ball was full of creepers.

舞會上到處都是詭異的人，

They scoped her low and high.

他們對公主上下打量。

She couldn't find her handsome prince

她找不到她的白馬王子，

cause her battery just died.

因為她的手機沒電了。

The prince was so distraught.

王子也感到非常難過。

Alas and alack,

不幸地，

Of all the girls he messaged,

在所有他密過的女生裏頭，

she was the hottest to wrote back,

她是回訊息中最火辣的，

so he took out her selfie,

所以王子拿出了公主的自拍照，

and he searched far and wide

然後看著自拍照到處尋找公主，

from the girls doing shots

從喝酒的女孩，

to the ones smoking outside.

到外頭抽菸的女孩

The prince felt defeated,

王子感到非常挫敗，

and also pretty drunk

也蠻醉的，

but then out of nowhere,

但是忽然間，

he saw his one true love.

她看見了她唯一的真愛。

She snuck out that morning at half past 4 a.m.

她在凌晨四點鐘悄悄離開了房間，

and they lived happily ever after,

從此過著快樂的日子，

because they never spoke again.

因為他們不再說話了