字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 *gasp* Gimme the camera! Oh look! He's doing his bat man voice. I noticed that too. You've been served, turtle! Because I'm Batman! *feints* *fighting sounds* You guys are the worst ninjas! Where did you learn how to fight? I don't know how to read! Oh. hahahahahahaha! Not good, bros. Shredder started the countdown to release the toxin into the city. This is a horror of magnifying proportions! Not only is Shredder performing one of the most commonly used 3rd act cliche's in cinematic history... but an estimated 98.2 percent of the New York population... will be in a near death state by the precisely timed release of that chemical concoction! I'm the smart one. We gotta stop that clock! Let's get him boys! Cowaaa Whoa whoa stop! The amazing spider-man? Hey fellas. Dude! What are you doing here bra? Well a toxin is about to be released at the top of this tower... I have to stop it before it poisons New York City. Uh no! That's pretty much what we're doing. I think you want that tower over there Hello! Poor Peter Parker! Weird! What are the odds? You don't also have someone trying to steal your blood to cure diseases do you? Hey I stole the turtles blood to cure disease! Really? Erik Sacks!? Dude I thought you were the shredder! Yeah. I thought I was too. Okay this is just crazy! You have a villain releasing toxins on a tower... and wealthy business owner stealing your blood. Well check this... my father was a scientist he mysteriously died but it was later revealed he was killed after uncovering an evil plot by the company you work for Do you turtles have anyone with THAT backstory? Hello! What?! Seriously?! This is a plagiaristic monstrosity We're totally copping the adventures of spider-man! Yeah not even the good ones. Yo! It's my bae! What up Megan? April! April! Yes! heh. you're totally April. You totally... are. Anyways! Why are you here, babe? This is the only scene I'm not in so I thought I would just add myself also I want to let you know that the toxins been released. Oh man! We totally forgot about how the countdown clock! hahaha! You fools! Now the city belong to the foot clan! I, Shredder, will... Shredder!!!! Owe!!! Seriously?! I'm like a trained ninja how did I not see this coming?! I can beat up a foot soldier...blindfolded... but somehow... can't notice... a woman... right behind me... in bright yellow jacket. Oh that's rich! *dies* Oh that's sad. Yeah. Mother Hubbard! The toxin on my tower's been released too! The toxins are merging! Fascinating! it appears the merging of the toxins are turning civilians into Mutant Ninja Turtles as well! Cowabunga! Bosa Nova! Booyacasha! Dude! We've got to do something! Turtle Power! Radical radical radical radical! Go ninja go ninja go! Hey bros... Is it just me? Or do all those turtles look better than us? I'd say so! Yeah the look pretty awesome. Totally see it. i think it's debatable. Thank you, Andre. Guest writer! Subscribe and like and watch some more videos yeah! I have always liked... Cowa wub wub wub wub wuwuwuwuw wub wub wub wub... bunga. HAHAHAHA! I made a dubstep!