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  • *gasp*

  • Gimme the camera!

  • Oh look! He's doing his bat man voice.

  • I noticed that too.

  • You've been served, turtle!

  • Because I'm Batman!

  • *feints*

  • *fighting sounds*

  • You guys are the worst ninjas!

  • Where did you learn how to fight?

  • I don't know how to read!

  • Oh.

  • hahahahahahaha!

  • Not good, bros.

  • Shredder started the countdown to release the toxin into the city.

  • This is a horror of magnifying proportions!

  • Not only is Shredder performing one of the most commonly used 3rd act cliche's in cinematic history...

  • but an estimated 98.2 percent of the New York population...

  • will be in a near death state by the precisely timed release of that chemical concoction!

  • I'm the smart one.

  • We gotta stop that clock! Let's get him boys!

  • Cowaaa Whoa whoa stop! The amazing spider-man?

  • Hey fellas.

  • Dude! What are you doing here bra?

  • Well a toxin is about to be released at the top of this tower...

  • I have to stop it before it poisons New York City.

  • Uh no! That's pretty much what we're doing.

  • I think you want that tower over there

  • Hello! Poor Peter Parker!

  • Weird! What are the odds? You don't also have someone trying to steal your blood

  • to cure diseases do you?

  • Hey I stole the turtles blood to cure disease!

  • Really?

  • Erik Sacks!?

  • Dude I thought you were the shredder!

  • Yeah. I thought I was too.

  • Okay this is just crazy!

  • You have a villain releasing toxins on a tower...

  • and wealthy business owner stealing your blood. Well check this...

  • my father was a scientist he mysteriously died

  • but it was later revealed he was killed after uncovering an evil plot by the

  • company you work for

  • Do you turtles have anyone with THAT backstory?

  • Hello!

  • What?! Seriously?!

  • This is a plagiaristic monstrosity

  • We're totally copping the adventures of spider-man! Yeah not even the good ones.

  • Yo!

  • It's my bae!

  • What up Megan?

  • April!

  • April! Yes! heh. you're totally April.

  • You totally... are.

  • Anyways! Why are you here, babe?

  • This is the only scene I'm not in so I thought I would just add myself

  • also I want to let you know that the toxins been released.

  • Oh man! We totally forgot about how the countdown clock!

  • hahaha! You fools!

  • Now the city belong to the foot clan!

  • I, Shredder, will...

  • Shredder!!!!

  • Owe!!! Seriously?!

  • I'm like a trained ninja how did I not see this coming?!

  • I can beat up a foot soldier...blindfolded...

  • but somehow... can't notice...

  • a woman... right behind me...

  • in bright yellow jacket.

  • Oh that's rich!

  • *dies*

  • Oh that's sad.

  • Yeah.

  • Mother Hubbard! The toxin on my tower's been released too!

  • The toxins are merging!

  • Fascinating! it appears the merging of the toxins are turning civilians into Mutant Ninja Turtles as well!

  • Cowabunga! Bosa Nova!

  • Booyacasha!

  • Dude! We've got to do something!

  • Turtle Power!

  • Radical radical radical radical!

  • Go ninja go ninja go!

  • Hey bros...

  • Is it just me? Or do all those turtles look better than us?

  • I'd say so!

  • Yeah the look pretty awesome.

  • Totally see it.

  • i think it's debatable.

  • Thank you, Andre.

  • Guest writer!

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  • I have always liked...

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  • bunga.

  • HAHAHAHA!

  • I made a dubstep!

*gasp*

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