Mark: You wanna play with me?

Mark: Why aren´t you looking at me?

JackSepticEye: He´s stuck in the door. He just keeps spinning around.

Mark: Get in there. Hahaha

Oh thats perfect! -What are you doing?

Everyones going in the party wall.

Jack: Everyones going to timeout.

Mark: Yeah thats timeout for all the bad behaving monsters.

Jack: You´ve been a bad "Tripod". Now go think about what you've done.

Mark: hihi.. stay over there

Hello everyone my name is Markiplier and I´m here joined by JackSepticEye

And we´re gonna play some Gmod Jack: Hello

Jack: I´m trying to mess with this guy

He´s not moving

Mark: Well, he´s dead.

Did you kill him? There´s a lot of blood here.

-No -Did you murder this man? - No

Jack: This is not my fault. Mark: I would like to know right now.

Hep!

Oh, you doged. Jack: whoa

Mark: Too bad you can´t die

Get outta here

Jack: Come on. Hit me , so try to hit me and hit me

Jack: This is not how this is supposed to go! Mark: No? How was this supposed to go?

Jack: We´re supposed to work together! Mark: No, that´s not the point in Gmods..

Mark: Okay , alright, fine

You wanna work together? Wait, hang on !

Let´s build something!

Mark: Hey you wanna play with me? (3x) Jack: Oh sweet Jesus! Stop it!

Jack: I don´t like it! Mark: Hey you pretty lady

(Mark) mumbling and weird noises

Jack: Why is there a dead ant lying over here?!

ok.. ok.. it´s time for like .. walking ...... of robots Mark: Wah! you killed him .. you killed him!

Mark: ech ech... (imitating zombie noises)

Jack: Oh sweet lord! Mark: My fort is fort "blamass"

You are not allowed

no one´s allowed in

No one named Jack is allowed!

Jack: Nothing´s spawnig for me! I don´t like it...

You´ve got one box, that´s your fort?

what a pithily little fort !

-Oh Jack: I´m building err... ammo crates!

Mark: Oh how pathetic your fort is compared to my glorious fort "blamass"

Jack: Leave me alone! This is how the irish built!

Mark: laughs What is some famous irish buildings? I´m stuck ....

Jack: a.. a.. America! We built America!

Mark:laughs You built America with your bare hands... Jack: We did!

... while we sipped british tea Jack: What! Wait what the ...

Mark: What are you doing over there ? Jack: Did you do that !?

Mark: No, I didn´t do anything

I´m still building fort blamass.

Mark: Hey shut up! It´s not a

but even if it was that would be okay ... so shut up !

Mark: I think I started lagging the server so eh...

... I think my fort is done Jack: ehm.. You broke it !

Mark: No I didn´t !

yeah I might have broke it ...

Jack: okey my fort´s done!

Try and hit me !

Mark: ok ok I´ll shoot one at you ...

I only got a grenade so.. I´ll shoot that at you

Jack: oh.. Oh.. Ohh!!! Mark: oh direct hit!

Oh your box is burning !

Oh your fort is so pithily and pathetic!

Jack: I should not have made this out of wood! Mark: Come on! Bring it on!

wait, that´s a bad idea...

this eh ....

NOOO!!

Jack: Yeah..!!

Mark: haha.. my fort Jack: Bye fort !

Mark: boop boop...

Jack: What are you doing?

Are you trying to kill me ? mark laughs

Jack: What happened...It didn´t work!

Markt: the thrusters are...

What?!?

Oh okey I thought you flew in here...

Hang on! I accidentally buried it in the ground... Hang on !

Jack: Ok.. 10.. 10.. 10... Mark: Go baby Go!

Jack: I didn´t finish my countdown !!

Hahaha....

Jack: Jesus....

Mark: get outta here!!

Jack: That was a good first effort Mark: Yeah.. but we can do better ..

because this is irish ehh.. no ...

speaking with really bad accent

Jack: Yeah that´s not even close...

Mark: Why? I was doing scottish, I wasn´t doing irish..

Jack: for shame Mark!

Mark: ochey I never had a scottish accent like this before. I bet!

Jack: I got a real bit of a scottsman

Mark: oh ok ..

so you can actually do it because you are near by them ...

so eh.. how about ehm...

Jack: Yeah they are just over there...

I can wave at them ! Hi!~

Mark: Can you really !?

Mark: So I´m gonna go with my same design

and you´re gonna go back in there

Jack: Ok

Mark: ok you ready?

cause this is gonna be fun

Mark: alright ... 10.. 9.. GO!

Jack: for freedom ! Mark laughs

Jack: Oh I can´t swim ...

Mark: Where did y...Oh My God!

Are you still in there?

Jack: It doesn´t matter ! Mark: Whoa

Jack: What?.. shit!

Mark: Are you ok?

Jack: I don´t know !

I can´t see anything!

lot´s of laughter

epic music

Mark: Noo.. I don´t wanna go!

Arghh..

ok.. alright.. ok..

I went ... Arrghh

I just keep hitting walls and the ground,

you went off like a rocket!

Jack: just sit tight, you´re gonna be fine !

Mark: hang on.. I think it needs more rockets

I think it needs more rockets..

Jack: I know what I´m doing

I´m a whale biologist!

Mark: more thrusting... Jack: it looks like lampshades!

Mark: No ! They´re thrusters! Jack: That is not right!

have you played "Kerbal Space Program"?!?

Mark: Yeah! and this is how I built them !

My ship was called "The Crashy McSplodey"

So I don´t think you want my a...

Where did I go?!?

alright I´m in it

I´m in it to win it! Jack: Are you ready?

Mark: I don´t know how I got the third person

but I am in here

Jack: Ok, just go! Mark: I think you missed

Ahhh... Where am I going?

I hit...You did this again !

So how about... no no Noo!

hahaha Oh God... Jack: You´re doing Doughnuts

Mark: Thank you I know

Mark: beautiful seat Jack: It´s getting there

Mark: it´s as beautiful as the person who built it and you are beautiful

Jack: You don´t know me !

Mark: haha Ok

ok whatever Jack: this is how Jack builds!

Mark: alright here get in my rocket, this is a much better model than the previous one ,so ..

Jack: You are missing a wheel !

Mark: Ah that wheel wasn´t structurally necessary anyway .. so just get in there

Jack: Ok launch me !

Mark: 3.. 2.... potato! haha

Jack: It didn´t work!

Mark: Oh god if you could look behind you

just stay there for a second..

Jack: just leave me up here .. yeah great!

you should angle me

Mark: alright.. hang on ..

hang on.. hang on hang on

Jack: you can do this

Mark: eh.. no .. hang on

There you go !

Jack: Oh god oh God! I´m getting dizzy!!

Mark: ok that will be good enough..

Yeahhhh ....!

Jack: Oh Je..hahaha Mark: Oh my God!

what is happening to me ?!

Jack: your guy´s hands are in the air as like he´s really enjoing it ..

Mark: cause I´m gonna be here staring longingly into your eyes....

Hahaha

Jack: Oh my god, what did you do! Mark: Oh God! What happened?!

Jack: Where am I?

Mark: Are you ready to go ?

Jack: I don´t trust anything that you are doing right now..

Mark: Hey ! why wouldn´t you trust me ?

Jack: look at your face!

Mark: Hep! I´m in the chair

Let´s go!

Whoaaa... Jack: oh god oh god

Mark: I´m on this with you

Jack: I can´t see anything , your chair is in my face !

No I´m still here. I´m fine

Mark: No no hang on

Jack: your crappy design doesn´t go anywhere

Mark: Ohh.. don´t make fun of my design , it´s very sensitive about itself

you´re not going anywhere ... Jack: Exactly!

Mark: yay there you go !

Jack: there we go! there we go!

Mark: Get outta here !!

wheeeee....! Jack: Where am I ?!

Mark: oh you´re like a beautiful rocket! Jack: ouch ... ouch...

Mark: Where did you go?

Wheeeee.... !

Jack: Jesus!

Mark: and then you go into the water

underwater talk

Jack: stupid rocket design!

Mark: I got an even better design!

Jack: Oh really!?

Mark: I´ve got an even better design...

like... some weird noises Done !

look at this , look at this buddy

Jack: Where ?!

Mark: Look at this, I built it

I built all of this , I built all this by myself

Jack: Oh oh yeah, thats so good , you´re such a genius ..

Mark: I´m really good at "Gmod"!

Jack: we neet to have a... Oh stop it ! Mark: No!

Jack: why ?!

Mark: Why aren´t they activated?

Jack: They hit me , they hit me Mark: there goes one ...

Jack: You can but it´s not working Mark: I got another, I got another...

Jack: Oh oh.. oh oh... Mark: There´s fire , you´re on fire now!

hahaha you just sank under... Oh God!

Jack:How´s there fire under the water?

Mark: Whoaaa hey buddy!

Jack: Watermelons Mark dinner is ready

Mark: really? really?... Jack: watermelons.. watermelons...

Mark: of all the stuff you could have made you made watermelons...? fine

Jack: babies

Mark: no! babies ?

you´re gonna boil....

b-babies?

Jack: I´m gonna boil babies....

I´m just looking around the map right now all that is here is watermelons, babies, a hoovercraft and blood ...

Mark: yeah that sounds like a fun party , huh ..?

Jack: That´s a good time

Melon!

hahaha

Jack: I´ve lost all respect for you , after your building abillities... hahaha

Mark: How do I put thrusters on a baby?

That is the question that everyone should ask themselves

Jack: that is something I never thought anyone would ever say!

How do I , how do I out thrusters on a baby ?!

Mark: How do I, how do I launch this baby into space ?

like ... How do I do it?!?

Ohh my God !! What the hell!

Jack: Is there a baby on that ?! Mark: Are you seeing what I´m seeing ?!

Mark: are you seeing this?

Where did it go?

Jack: I.. I.. Unfortunately I am...

I put on a thruster on a baby and I don´t know where it went...

Mark: Whoa whoa whoa... baby baby baby Jack: There it is ! there it is ...

Mark: Baby´s gone ...

There we go ..

no?

There we go ! bye baby !

Jack: bye baby...

Mark: oh there´s the baby...

Whoa

Jack: Oh god ... Mark: I can´t follow, it´s too fast!

Jack: You´re ok?

Mark: nah.. you need a nappy? Jack: you ok?

I-I say it like a normal person ! Mark: How´s that ?

Jack: room!

Mark: That´s stupid! you´re a communist or something .. I don´t care !

Jack: you´re the only one who says room! Mark: No no no no

Jack: even your friends make fun of you ! Mark:no no no no