in real life

在真實生活中

White Christmas

白色聖誕節

I'm dreaming of a white

我夢想著一個白色

or black

或是黑色

or yellow

或是黃色

or none gender specific christmas

或是不限性別的聖誕節

or Hanukkah

或是光明節（猶太紀念節日之一）

Rudoph the red nosed reindeer

紅色鼻子的麋鹿- 魯道夫

hey santa?

嗨，聖誕老公公？

oh, hello there Rudolph

你好，魯道夫

what can I do for you?

我可以為你做什麼？

well

呃

all the other reindeers don't like me

其他所有的麋鹿都不喜歡我

because my nose is so red

就是因為我的鼻子是紅的

oh Rudolph

歐，魯道夫

your nose is what makes you special

你的鼻子就是你這麼特別的原因

but Dasher said that my nose is so red

但是 Dasher 說我的鼻子是紅的

because I'm sick and they should stay away from me

是因為我生病了，他們應該離我遠一點

oh that's just silly, Rudolph

喔，那真愚蠢，魯道夫

and then Vixen said that is not that I'm sick

然後 Vixen 說這不是因為感冒

but it's a big disgusting pimple

是一個很大很噁心的痘痘

oh Rudolph, everyone gets pimples

哦，魯道夫，每個人都會長痘痘的

and then Prancer said that is not that I'm sick or a pimple

然後 Prancer 說這不是因為我感冒或是長痘痘的關係

he said that I have herpes

他說我有皰疹

eww!

哎額

get away

走開

no, get away fro...

離遠一點...

nooo

不

I saw mommy kissing a Santa Claus

我看見媽媽在跟聖誕老公公接吻

see, I knew it

你看！我就知道

y'all just get caught

你們被我抓到了吧

I knew it

我就知道

I knew it

我就知道

Imma tell

我要告訴...

I'm filming all of this

我要把這所有都錄影起來

no

不

I'm filming all of this

我要把全部都錄裡來

Imma tell a

我要告訴

wait till I'll tell your dad

等就要告訴爸爸

wait till I'll tell

等，我就要告訴

get ready to get famous, b*tch

準備紅吧，賤人

world star

世界巨星

WORLD STAR

世界巨星

little drummer boy

小男孩鼓手

six seven eight

六、七、八

come and hear this boy

快來聽這個男孩唱歌

go wub wub wub wub

唱 wub wub wub wub

here is the build up for

這裡是漸漸高音，在來

the dro-o-o-op

慢慢低音

dro-o-o-op

低音

dro-o-o-op

（聲音）變低

the what?

什麼？

the drop

低音

ooh

喔

bauuuu

bauuuu

woooo

woooo

wop wop wop

wop wop wop

wop wop woop

wop wop wop

chestnuts roasting on an open fire

在火上烤的栗子

hey guys

嘿你們

um

呃

I don't really know how to spoof this one

我真不知道該如何開這個玩笑

I mean, I don't even know what chestnuts are

我的意思是我不知道栗子是什麼

I never even had 'em

我從來沒有吃過

actually, I never had them either

其實我也沒吃過

yeah, now when I think about it

現在我才想到

I don't even think I've ever seen one

我甚至沒有看過

you eat them?

你吃過它們？

nuts are funny

核果很好笑

cause they're like balls

因為他們就像是蛋（男生底下）

aaaaa

啊

right

對啊

got ya, yeah

我了解

wait but they're not just nuts

等一下，他們不是只是核果

they're called chestnust

他們叫做栗子

I mean the closest thing to having nuts and your chest

我是說最靠近你的蛋跟胸膛

would have to be

可能是

nipples roasting on an open fire

在火上烤的乳頭

Feliz navidad

聖誕節快樂（西班牙文）

By a confused American child who didn't know the whole song was in Spanish.

一個都不知道整首歌都是西班牙文的困惑美國小孩

There's fleas on me dog. For lease, on my Dodge.

我的狗身上有跳蚤。我的道奇汽車出租中。

Release on me Dad. A sparrow's bung hole did release his dung.

大在我爸身上吧！一隻麻雀的肛門確實大出的大便。

All I want for christmas is you

聖誕節我只想要的東西就是你

so

所以

what do you want for christmas?

你聖誕節想要什麼？

I mean um

我想，呃

all I really want for christmas

我聖誕節只想要的東西

is

就是

you know those hoverboards

你知道那個懸浮滑板

that Justin Bieber has

賈斯汀也有的

I mean I don't want you to buy it for me

我是說我不想要你買給我

I mean you can

但是你可以

you can

你可以

speaking of hoverboards

講到懸浮滑板

I would also like to

我也想要....

you know

你知道的

and you-

你

-tube subscribers

youtube訂閱者

lots of youtube subscribers

很多youtube訂閱者

man, that'd be so awesome

那一定超級棒

and you-

還有...你

-th

青春

youth

青春

I wanna be young

我想要年輕

forever

永遠

forever young

永遠年經

and

還有

you

你

no

不是

you

就是你

dude, it's been so long

兄弟，好久不見了

oh man, how you've been?

你最近好嗎？

hella good

非常好

how have you been?

你最近還好嗎？

I'm good

我很好

grandma got run over by a reindeer

外婆被麋鹿碾過

big step

一大步

careful

小心點

there you, agh

那裡

there we go

就是這樣

you know what?

你知道嗎？

I left my purse back there

我把皮包留在那裡了

stay right here, I'll be right back, ok?

你就待在這裡，我一下就回來，好嗎？

god, I hate this song

天啊，我討厭這首歌

so racist

超級種族歧視

grandma!

奶奶！

grandma!!

奶奶！

NOO

不

grandma

奶奶

there is something

這裡有一個東西

you should know

你應該要知道

no, save your energy, don't talk

不，留一點力氣，先不要講話

your father

你爸爸

he's gone, grandma

已經去世了，奶奶

no

不要

come on, you're not thinking straight

欸，你不能一直這樣想

he's gone

他不在了

what

什麼

grandma no

奶奶

grandma

奶奶

in the the case of reindeerman slauther over grandma

在麋鹿人殺了奶奶的案件中

we the jury find the defendant

我們陪審團認為被告

not guilty

無罪

you're a murderer

你這個殺人兇手

order in the court

法庭秩序

you killed my grandma

你殺了我的奶奶

how could you do this?

你怎麼可以這樣做？

how could you

你怎麼可以

I don't know who they are

我不知道他們是誰

or what they want

他們想要什麼

all I know there's more to it than this

我知道一定不只這樣

and I will hunt down

我會追捕

every single last one of them, one by one

每一個人，一個接著一個

until I figure it out

直到我找出真相

look, I'm upset too

你知道嗎？我也很苦惱

but revenge isn't worth it

但是報仇是不值得的

it's not about revenge

這不只是關於報仇而已

it's about the truth

是關於真相

my father

我的爸爸

is still alive

還是活著

this wintdeer

今年冬天

trust nobodyeer

不相信任何一個人

antlern-n the truth

了解真相

why you always have to be such a dull?

為什麼你一定要當個無趣的人？

how dare you?

你怎麼敢？

well look who's all grown up

瞧瞧誰長大了

it's you

就是你

it's been a long time

好久不見了

hello son

你好啊，兒子

from the people hoove made other dumb videos

來自做出愚蠢影片的人們

what have you done to my father

你到底對我爸爸做了什麼？

I am your father

我就是你的爸爸

you're a deer

你是隻麋鹿

yes and so are you

對，你也是

haven't you have noticed you love for grassy areas

你難道還沒注意到你很愛有草的地方嗎？

your preference of salads over soups

跟湯比起來，你更愛沙拉

RHPC presents

RHPC 呈現

it's time for you to become who you really are

是時候變回真正的你了

oh yeah?

哦，是嗎？

Who the hell is that?

到底那是誰？

Deer Ryan

麋鹿 Ryan