Hans Riegel took the world by storm

with his invention of the gummy bear.

These delicious, bite-sized treats

came in a medley of fruit flavors

and soon had every man, woman, and child hopelessly addicted.

In the early 1980s, experiments involving gene splicing

and cross breeding led to the birth of the gummy worm.

But the masses were still unsatisfied.

Since then, scientists and engineers

have been working around the clock to devise a solution.

Something, anything to quench the global gummy craving.

That solution has arrived.

Introducing the giant gummy bear on a stick.

It's enough gummy bear to feed a family of six.

Research shows this prodigious piece of candy tastes

just like an ordinary gummy bear.

A regular sized gummy bear weighs

about a tenth of an ounce.

The giant gummy bear on the stick weighs over half a pound.

That's about 88 gummy bears in one.

Beta testing revealed that the prototype giant gummy

bear was too unwieldy to operate with bare hands.

Thus, engineers designed the portability beam,

known as the stick, to assist consumption.

It aids in preservation, allowing the bear

to be easily wrapped up and saved for later.

With the implementation of the stick,

the giant gummy bear has become a mobile, mess-free delicacy.

And the rest is history.

Feed your massive gummy addiction

with a giant gummy bear on a stick.

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