- [Finch] Good morning, gentlemen. - Finch.

Where were you last night, huh? What happened to that foolproof plan of yours?

Well, I was going for a fashionably-late entrance and I was too late.

So, no ladies left.

[Sherman] It was a very special night, very special.

- [Girl Giggling] - Guys. Guys.

- I'll never forget this. - Oh, I'll never forget it, either.

- [Sherman] Thank you. - Uhh.

- [Girl] Well, bye. - Bye.

Bye.

[Door Closes]

Fellas, say good-bye to Chuck Sherman, the boy.

I... am now a man.

I highly recommend you join the club.

We were doin' the wild thing... all night. I'm exhausted.

I don't get it. I mean, how the hell did you do that?

It was just my time. It was just my time.

Best of luck to you boys.

- I cannot believe this. - Come on, guys.

You know, we should be happy for Sherman.

[Sighs] No, we shouldn't be.

You know, I put in months of quality time with Vicky.

Sherman meets a chick for one night and scores.

- This is just wrong. - No shit.

How the hell am I supposed to become Mr. Sensitive Man?

You know, we're all gonna go to college as virgins. You realize this, right?

I mean, they probably have special dorms for people like us.

All right. I got an idea. But it's got to stay between us.

It's really simple. We just got to make an agreement.

Er, nah. It's... It's more than an agreement.

- What? A bet? - A pact.