I've been saving this for a special occasion...

for a special girl, just like you.

You're so sweet. That's what they say.

Oh, weird.

Oh, my God. I spilled some on you.

Maybe I should mop that up. Thanks.

No problem. Whoa! Whoa, hey.

Take it slow. Come on. Right.

You know, they warn us about these situations in college.

Now, you may be intoxicated.

Oh, yeah.

Are you certain that you wish to engage in "consensing"...

Hey, don't count your chickens, buster.

I'm just playing by the rules, baby. I make the rules.

That's a pretty good fucking rule.

Dude, the line's too long. I'll never make it.

It's gotta happen now. Get my back. Go, bro.

Clamp it off. Hello.

- Oh, Laurie. How are you? - [Groaning]

Hey. How are you? Hi, Lori.

- Good. I'm really good. - How 'bout I give you a little champagne?

- Why don't you go downstairs and get us a couple beers? - I've got a surprise for you.

- Why don't you go downstairs and get us a couple beers? - I've got a surprise for you.

Close your eyes and get ready. Oh, I'm ready.

[Giggles]

You want a beer? Yeah, all right.

Mmm.

Okay, go.

This is kind of kinky, and I like that.

[Grunts]

Ohhh! That's it. Bathe the Stifmeister.

[Sighs]

Oh, that's great!

Oh, that's great.

How did you get it so nice and warm?

- [Sighs] - [Moans]

I can taste the bubbles.

Actually, I can't.

Much better.

Wait a second.

Let's go. Thanks, man.

Christy?

Oh, fuck!

Oh, fuck!