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How to Survive a Bear Attack. So you’ve finally escaped to the great outdoors. Good
But watch out for bears, or you may need to escape from the great outdoors.
You will need A cool head Acting skills A change of underwear A killer right hook and
a loyal pet, large enough to eat a bear. Step 1. If you’ve already had your head ripped off
during a bear encounter, we probably can’t help you. However, if the bear has not yet
ripped off your head because you saw him first, you should slowly and
quietly begin walking in the opposite direction until he’s out of sight. Then calmly stay
put for about a half hour. While you’re waiting, sing, talk, or make some noise. Also,
now is not the time for a smelly, bear-enticing snack! Step 2. With the coast clear, resume
your walk. But make noise so the bear knows you’re around. The truth is, that bear doesn’t
want to run into you, either. Step 3. Uh, oh. Despite your best efforts, Smokey The
Bear’s evil twin is suddenly standing in front of you, calmly considering his options.
First off, do not make eye contact. The bear will take it as a direct challenge to his
Step 4. Back away slowly while speaking in
Right about now would be a good time to make a deal with God. Step 5. Holy
crap, the bear is charging. Do not run! He will chase you down and rip your head off.
Instead, stand perfectly still. If he stops his charge, slowly back away again, speaking
softly. Step 6. If the bear attacks, protect your head with your arms, curl up in a fetal
position, and pretend you’re dead. Or try hitting him directly in the nose. Some experts
think a quick punch works better than submissiveness. Step 7. Next time, don’t go into the woods
without bear repellent pepper spray. Just be sure to familiarize yourself with its proper
use. Did you know You are more likely to be struck by lightning than mauled by a bear.


如何躲過熊的攻擊 (How to Survive a Bear Attack)

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Caurora 發佈於 2015 年 11 月 26 日    Amy 翻譯    Kristi Yang 審核
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