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  • Today is the big day for fans of Back to the Future the movies.

    今天對《回到未來》影迷來說是個大日子

  • Today is October 21, 2015

    今天是2015年10月21日

  • It is the day, too, which Marty McFly and Doc. Brown travel and back to the future too.

    也就是《回到未來2》中馬蒂麥佛萊和布朗博士穿越時空的那天

  • I remember when I first saw the movie,

    我還記得第一次看這部電影時

  • and it was amaz... and you know, part of the fun was

    真的很讓人驚艷...其中的樂趣之一就是

  • it was amazing what life might be like 30 years in the future.

    這部電影當時呈現了30年後的世界樣貌

  • And now we're actually here in the future...

    而現在我們已經來到電影設定的時間點...

  • Great Scott

    我的老天啊!

  • Doc, where are we?

    博士,我們到底在哪裡?

  • According to my calculations, it is the year 2015, Marty.

    根據我的計算,這裏是2015年,馬蒂

  • The future!

    也就是未來啊!

  • Well, 2015. That's heavy.

    哇嗚!2015,代誌大條了

  • Now all these people must get here by flying cars.

    這些人一定都是開飛行汽車來到這

  • Ah, no... You know what? We never figure out flying cars actually.

    呃,不是...你知道嗎?其實我們一直沒有發明出飛行汽車

  • We never did figure that out.

    我們就是沒辦法搞出來

  • - Oh... - Who are you?

    -是喔... -你是誰?

  • I'm sorry. My name is Jimmy Kimmel. You time travel into the middle of my talk show.

    抱歉,我是吉米金莫,你們時光旅行時恰好闖入了我的脫口秀

  • You have a talk show?

    你有自己的脫口秀?

  • Yeah.

  • What happened to Johnny Carson?

    那強尼卡森去哪了?

  • Oh.

  • He passed, Johnny Carson passed away.

    強尼卡森過世了

  • No!

    不!

  • I did not know that.

    我不知道這件事

  • Yeah, he did.

    對,他去世了

  • I'm sorry you have to find out on TV.

    很抱歉你們必須在電視上得知這項噩耗

  • It's...but it's was quite a while ago

    雖然他已經走了好一段時間了

  • when he was older.

    他當時已經很老了

  • TV, people are watching us on TV right now?

    你說電視...觀眾正在電視上收看我們嗎?

  • Yeah, ah people are..

    對,觀眾...

  • People are watching us on TV right now.

    觀眾的確正透過電視收看這個節目

  • Oh but honestly, most people are probably watches on their phones on their toilets tomorrow.

    但老實說,大部份的人應該是明天在馬桶上透過手機看我們

  • That's gross.

    那也太噁了

  • It's better than it sound.

    其實沒有聽起來這麼糟啦

  • Not so terrible.

    那不是什麼那不是什麼壞事

  • It's really, actually, kind of fun.

    其實還滿有趣的

  • So, you haven't invented flying cars yet?

    所以你們還沒發明出飛行汽車?

  • No, we have not.

    對,我們還沒

  • Yep.

  • We do at least have Hoverboard?

    但你們至少有懸浮滑板吧?

  • They call them Hoverboards, but they are not really Hoverboards.

    是有叫懸浮滑板的產品(Lexus今年推出的產品),但他不是真正的懸浮滑板

  • Yep.

  • Did you chip peace in the Middle East?

    你們有實現中東地區的和平嗎?

  • Oh, no, no, no.

    噢,沒有沒有沒有

  • Are the Cubs in the playoff?

    芝加哥小熊有打進季後賽嗎?

  • Ya, they actually are.

    這倒是有!

  • The cubs in the playoff, unless they got eliminated.

    小熊隊有打進季後賽,除非他們之後被淘汰

  • And the Mets in the playoffs too, yeah.

    紐約大都會隊也打進了季後賽

  • That sounds good, but if you don't mind me asking

    那是不錯啦,但如果你不介意我問的話

  • What the hell have you guys been doing for 30 years?

    你們過去30年到底都在忙啥小?

  • Oh, that see, 30 years...ah...

    我想一下,過去30年...

  • Oh, ya know what, we invented this thing called "the cronut".

    喔,我想到了,我們發明了一種叫做可拿滋(Cronutt)的東西

  • It's like part croissant, part donut and they put them together.

    結合了可頌與多拿滋,兩種滋味融合為一

  • It's actually quite delicious.

    其實滿好吃的

  • Really good.

    真的很讚

  • I got it. You see it's very exciting.

    我秀給你們看,真的炫到不行

  • Doc, it seems like 2015 kind of sucks.

    博士,看來2015似乎有點鳥

  • Yes, apparently they have a lot of column cultural achievements of this area...

    沒錯,顯然這個時代的科技與文化成就...

  • are no someone overwhelming.

    都不怎麼出色

  • Smile.

    笑一個

  • What is this?

    這是什麼?

  • This is... I'm taking a selfie with you guys.

    這是...我正在跟你們自拍

  • This is how we document important life events now.

    這是我們紀錄重大事件的方式

  • Is this some sort portable telecommunication device?

    這是某種可攜式的電信裝置嗎?

  • Well, no. Kind actually this is the best thing about the future.

    呃,怎麼說,這其實是未來最棒的東西

  • It's called the smartphone.

    他叫做智慧型手機

  • Great Scott!

    我的老天啊

  • It's a tiny super computer.

    這是台迷你超級電腦!

  • Yeah.

    算是

  • This must allow... astrophysicists to triangulate complex equations.

    這肯定能讓...天體物理學家進行複雜方程式的三角測量

  • Well, I guess it probably could do that,

    呃,我猜它應該是可以辦到

  • but mainly we use it to send little smiley faces to each other,

    但我們主要是用它來傳笑臉符號給彼此

  • pictures of eggplants, that sort of thing.

    或是用來上傳茄子的照片之類的事

  • So, it not really what we use it for.

    我們通常不是用在正事上

  • What's a Grindr?

    Grindr(很受歡迎的同志交友軟體)是什麼?

  • Oh, that's... that's...nothing.

    喔,那是...那沒什麼啦

  • That's nothing.

    那沒什麼大不了的

  • That'll be ended it out.

    這段會被剪掉

  • Can I get that?

    可以把手機還我嗎?

  • Excuse me?

    不好意思

  • - Excuse me, sirs? - Yes?

    -不好意思,台上的個位 -是?

  • Ah... I know it sounds a little ridiculous,

    我知道這聽起來有點荒謬

  • but you gonna..

    但你們得...

  • Any problem?

    有什麼問題嗎?

  • You gonna have to keep it down.

    你們得小聲一點

  • You see, you're just too darn loud.

    聽這,你們實在太吵了

  • You know what?

    你知道嗎?

  • Huey Lewis is right.

    休路易斯(在電影裡他批評馬蒂的樂團太吵了)說的對

  • We are too darn loud.

    我們實在太吵了

  • And I... Huey Lewis is always right.

    而我...休路易斯永遠是對的

  • If you just give me that phone, thank you very much.

    如果你把手機還給我,感謝你

  • What happened to the clock tower?

    鐘塔現在還在嗎?

  • Oh, the clock tower is...

    噢,那個鐘塔...

  • Oh, that's been gone for a long time.

    它很久之前就被拆了

  • They tore it down and built a Buffalo Wild Wings.

    他們把它拆掉,蓋了一間「水牛城狂野雞翅」餐廳

  • What about Biff?

    那畢夫呢?

  • Oh, Biff! You know what! Biff is here!

    噢,畢夫嗎?畢夫也在現場!

  • Few months ago he lost his job,

    他幾個月前失業

  • but he's working as a...

    但他現在在我們這裡工作

  • He's working for us as our stage manager now.

    他是我們的舞台總監

  • Hello, buttheads!

    哈囉,豬頭們!(電影裡畢夫的口頭禪)

  • Hey, Biff!

    嗨,畢夫

  • Not that Biff.

    不是這個畢夫

  • It was that guy Biff in 1985 became a rich, evil, maniacal casino owner and ruined the world.

    我說的是來自1985年的畢夫,後來開了賭場又毀了這個世界的有錢自大狂

  • Oh! Now I know who you're talking about.

    喔!我知道你在說誰

  • That guy's running for president right now.

    那傢伙(川普)現在正在競選美國總統

  • He's um... doing very well, I think.

    他現在混得很不錯

  • Doc, I thought you said the future was kind of... good?

    博士,你不是說未來還不錯嘛?

  • I did.

    對,我是這麼說

  • I believe we may have inadvertently travelled into an alternate 2015

    我想我們意外進入了另一個時空的2015年

  • where human evolution has been stopped stopped by superfluous technology.

    在這裡,人類的進化因為過多不必要的科技而停滯

  • And Biff raises supreme

    而且畢夫還在這個世界橫行霸道

  • He does.

    沒錯

  • Sorry for disappointed.

    抱歉讓你們失望了

  • Marty, I need you to stay here

    馬蒂,我需要你留在這裡

  • while I'll travel back to 1985,

    我要回到1985年

  • figure out where is all went wrong and repair the space-time continuum.

    找出到底是哪裡出錯,然後修正時空的錯誤

  • All right.

    好吧

  • Doctor.

    博士

  • Doc?

    博士?

  • You're not gonna take the car?

    你不把車開走嗎?

  • Hey, can I ask one question before you go?

    在你離開之前我可以問你一個問題嗎?

  • I know you're not supposed to tell people their future,

    我知道你不該告訴別人他們的未來

  • but do you know how I'm going to die?

    但是你知道我會怎麼死嗎?

  • Yes.

    我知道

  • Would you tell me?

    你能告訴我嗎?

  • - Next week. - Yeah.

    -就在下禮拜 -然後?

  • A bunch of angry children tear you to shreds.

    一群暴怒的小孩會把你碎屍萬段

  • Why?

    為什麼?

  • When you tell their mothers to take away their Halloween candy.

    因為你叫他們的媽媽拿走他們的萬聖節糖果

  • Thank you, doctor.

    謝謝你,博士

  • Doc Brown, everybody.

    各位觀眾,布朗博士

  • I'm dealing with a lot right now.

    我現在有很多情緒要消化

  • That's really great to have you here, Marty.

    非常開心你能夠來到這,馬蒂

  • We're going ad, when we come back, Michael Andrew Fox's gonna be with us.

    廣告過後,米高福克斯將會來到現場

  • Teen Wolf!

    《18歲之狼》的男主角!

  • Teen Wolf, that's right!

    沒錯!

  • Teen Wolf.

    就是狼人本人

Today is the big day for fans of Back to the Future the movies.

今天對《回到未來》影迷來說是個大日子

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