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  • NOT a Review Warning! Spoiler ahead!

    這不是什麼正經八百的回顧 劇透倒是不少

  • From the clown studio that’s infamous for fucked up some of the big series

    有這麼一個工作室 它最大的特長就是做出集數很多的系列

  • comes the anime adaptation to prove once it for all that bleach is superior to Naruto

    改編自漫畫 為的就是證明 死神比火影忍者

  • and One Piece combined

    和海賊王聯手更厲害

  • when comes to Cleaning Product

    提到清潔用品

  • by the troll author that had a great concept but sucks at execution

    本作的原作者 想法很好 但都畫不出來

  • Gotta admit, some of these fights are fucking entertaining

    不過話說回來 有些打鬥場面還是滿屌的

  • and of course, there’s the boring ones

    雖然無聊的也不少

  • *sigh* What are waste of my time.

    唉 根本在浪費我的時間

  • BLEACH

    死神

  • Like any good long-running series, Bleach must also suffer from the unbearable fate

    就像其他長篇漫畫系列 死神的故事

  • of dragging on forever with its SlowMo pacesorry excuse for a plot

    也充滿了各種坎坷的命運 和各種拖戲 喔不 是情節

  • even Tite Kubo doesn’t know what he’s doing sometimes,

    有時連久保帶人自己都不知道在搞什麼鬼

  • leaving tons of characters undeveloped.

    給我們留下了一堆未開發的角色

  • So brace yourself and prepare to embark upon the greatest arc in Bleach history

    所以打起精神準備好迎接史上最精采的死神吧

  • that got you into buying bleach for laundry

    不過我建議你先把漂白劑準備好

  • before Kubo achieve a Bankai to blow his asspulls all over your clothes.

    以免自己的衣服被久保的卍解弄的一身土

  • MeetIchigo, the uninspired ball-less protagonist that treated everybody kindly but Kong,

    一護 尚未開竅 沒有蛋蛋的主角 對大家都很慷慨 除了魂

  • like a true Nazi

    不知道的還以為他是納粹黨

  • The coolest thing about him is that he’s voiced by Adam Park

    此人最酷的是 他的配音員是恐龍戰隊的黑色二代目

  • or whenever he goes Hallow ModeAnd the first few times he goes bankai

    還有虛化的時後蠻帥的 另外第一次發動卍解時也不錯

  • Aizen, one of the most badass Villain in Anime History,

    藍染 動畫史上最難搞的反派之一

  • he had the power to ditch the lame glasses to become a Badass

    他臉上那副無聊的眼鏡基本上就是用來摘的

  • he came back stronger every-time he’s at Death’s door (like a true Saiyan) …

    每次快要死掉的時候 就會變得更強 根本就是賽亞人

  • Makes you wondering why he barely kills anyone

    但最匪夷所思的是 他幾乎沒殺過人

  • (and screw Yhwach... whatever his World War Crap name is)

    另外還有友哈巴赫 管他是什麼世界大戰的廢名字

  • Yoruichi, she proves once it for all that Black chicks can be fucking hot & sexy when

    夜一 她向世人證明了 只要畫得還可以

  • drawn right

    黑皮膚也可以很性感

  • not to mention, fucking cool and badass even without a Zanpakuto.

    況且她就算沒有斬魄刀也很酷的說

  • Kenpachi, the coolest and most interesting character of the series.

    劍八 本作最酷 最有趣的角色

  • And poor Chad, who unexpectedly got tons of character development but quite unpopular

    茶度泰虎 誰都沒想到他能拿到那麼多戲份 但還是默默無名

  • cuz he’s Mexican?

    就因為他是墨西哥人?

  • I’m Rukia Kuchiki, the most miserable person of the series

    我叫朽木露琪亞 是全劇最悲慘的角色

  • I was saved by some random people I barely know, not that I’m complaining but gosh...

    我總是被一些不認識的人救 不是我要抱怨 但媽呀

  • Congress still debating whether or not I’m the true heroin of the show.

    中央四十六室竟然到現在還在討論我算不算女主角

  • Of course, I am Moron! I mean, I’m the one who kick-started the entire plot for Shinigami’s sake.

    我說這不是廢話嗎 我可是推動劇情的關鍵人物啊

  • My strength is amazing, my chest is bigger than Sakura, my drawing skills is second to no one,

    我不只強 胸也比櫻爺大 而且畫畫能力還是首屈一指的

  • it’s so Great, it Surpasses even the likes of Leonardo da Vinci, Michelangelo and Tite Kubo.

    什麼達文西 米開朗基羅 和久保帶人啊都無法跟我比

  • Just think about it logically, who else is there but the great me?

    好好想想 還有誰比我更適合當女主呢

  • Run along as Ichigo and his friends cross-over to the Soul Society,

    跟著一護和他的小夥伴們一起奔向失魂界吧

  • Japanese’s After Life (The Segregation of Tokugawa Era… a very-very crappy version of Heaven)

    那是日本死後的世界 德川時期的隔離區 一個完全看不出是天堂的天堂

  • to save their friend, whom they barely know, with the help of a really-really suspicious man

    他們毫不猶豫地接受了一個可疑男子的幫助 目標是拯救根本不認識的朋友

  • lead by a talking cat without a second thought

    而那位可疑男子身邊還有一隻會說話的貓

  • But screw the small detailscuz how else is the plot’s gonna progress, right?

    不過細節什麼的就不用在意了 不然故事根本沒辦法展開啊

  • Wait... do we even have a plot? … Ichigo had no goal

    等等 這故事到底是在講什麼 一護的人生目標是什麼

  • just imagine how cool it wouldve been if Ichigo went around yelling,

    試著想想一護一邊奔跑一邊大喊

  • My dream is to become King of the Shinigami!”

    ”我要成為屍魂界最強死神! “

  • Hmm, nope, that sound stupid.

    呃 太智障了...

  • Meet the strongest and most incapable captains of Soul Society thatve lives for centuries---

    來看看屍魂界最強 最無能 而且老不死的隊長們

  • perfecting their powers, who didn’t even get their backstory told

    不斷磨練著自己 練了半天我們都不知道他們到底是什麼來頭

  • for refusing to release their bankai no matter how Dire the Situation gets.

    為的就是 不論情況多危急 他們絕對不使用自已的卍解

  • Together, they will Leave Everything to Ichigo,

    而是不約而同的把事情都留給一護

  • wholl easily surpass them in couple days of training with Kubo through

    反正他有主角光環 只要久保帶人願意給他

  • the Power of Main Character Bullshit!

    他就有無敵的力量

  • And what the hell's with you?

    你到底想幹嘛?

  • Couldn't you like obliterarte us all in one go?

    你根本就可以把我們一下打趴

  • And yet, you just stand there.

    可你就是不要

  • And who could forget the Espada that got stomped horribly by thegood guys

    想當年十刃莫名其妙就被好人給秒殺

  • when it’s convenient to the plot,

    當然因為這樣比較好演

  • even though theyre clearly superior. Yet for some reason, they got no healers.

    實力差距大也是原因 雖然沒有醫生才是重點

  • So get ready for the Bitch of Fillers, so inconsistent and complicated to wrap your head around.

    準備好面對那些拖時間的橋段 既不合理又很複雜 搞得大家都很混亂

  • Youll forever wondering why these idiots kept explaining how their powers works

    也許你會產生一些疑問 例如為什麼這群白癡要一直跟敵人解釋

  • to their enemies

    自己的能力

  • WHAT?! How can you still be alive?

    什麼?!你怎麼還活著?

  • Hah! I made a decoy out of ice...I can only use that technique once

    哼 我用冰做了一個替身 而且這招我只能用一次

  • and I'm telling you this with full knowledge that you may use it against me in the future.

    記住了吧 別忘囉 下次你就可以打敗我了

  • and still manage to leave you with unanswered questions like

    可是這群說明狂 永遠不解釋該解釋的問題 像是

  • Doesn't anyone think it's weird that we can walk on air... but still fall?

    你們有沒有覺得很奇怪 我們可以在空中走路 卻還會掉下去

  • Oh yeah and you can’t say the “B” word.

    對了 沒事不要亂罵人

  • Kaname, what do you doing? You have to be a blind fool not to see

    要 你在幹嘛 你瞎了嗎

  • the destructive path you've chosen.

    你看不出來自己的選擇有多危險嗎

  • WHAT DID YOU CALLED ME?!

    你剛剛說我什麼

  • He didn't say anything.

    他什麼都沒說

  • I said, you have to be a blind fool...

    我說 你一定是瞎了

  • I really think you shouldn't push the matter...

    我真的覺得你不要再說話了

  • You! What kind of sick bastard just call someone the B-word?!

    你這個混帳再說一次試試?!

  • STARRING

    領銜主演

  • Oral Sex

    口交先生

  • Tits Kubo

    久保帶胸

  • ZanPenis

    斬勃器

  • Whorihime

    井上織妓

  • Toshirosaki

    冬獅崎

  • Assrochimaru

    大傻丸

  • Itchigetsu

    黑崎無月

  • Super Bull

    超級牛

  • Shirtless Genocide

    赤裸種族屠殺

  • Shinpachi

    新八

  • Big Mom Truepachi

    大嬤嬤真八

  • Captain Wolverine

    金鋼狼

  • Riku The Winter Soldier

    冬兵利庫

  • Fuck You Attack

    打飛就有用了嗎

  • GrimJackass

    無畏的煞筆

  • Wonder Retarded

    很長的反射弧

  • Trollbringers

    湊數的

  • Red Pineapple

    紅鳳梨

  • Hag (Hot Arrancar Girl)

    女巫 破面女神

  • It's a Nerd... It's a Dork ...It's Superman!

    是書呆子 是白癡 也是超人

  • BLITCHNOT a Cleaning Product!

    死神 真的不是洗滌用品

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    Jianheng Sun 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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