Name: 卡米拉｜第二季｜第4集｜"戰爭與碎片" (Carmilla | Season 2 | Episode 4 | "War & Pieces")
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T05:46:20.000Z
Duration: 4 min 11 s
Description: 【看影片學英語】數萬部 YouTube 影片，搭配英漢字典即點即查，輕鬆掌握單字發音與用法，長久累積看電影不必再看字幕。

That expose the Voice did when you turned the Xerxes Building into a brewery didn't do the Zetas any favours.

So who's to say that you, and the Beef Parade didn't visit the newspaper's office looking for payback?

Like the in-depth history of the Adonis Hunt was good for you?

And they busted the Alchemy nerds for illegal surveillance of campus parties. We all had good reason to want them gone!

Which is why my friends and I, led by, let me stress again, the heroic vampire who saved all of us -

[Laura gestures to a broody, aloof useless lesbian vampire]

You're the ones who overthrew the administration and caused this whole mess -

- and you're thick as thieves with the Summers

Oooh yeah, well from where I'm standing they look pretty cosy with your douche canoes too!

Me and Danny - we could be like, um, you know uh like people here to like represent!

I can't believe I'm about to say this, but we are the logical choice.

Terrific! Ok, so Danny and Kirsch will help, everyone else - lay off with the flaming arrows

and we figure out what happened to the newspaper students before anything else goes [interrupted by protest sounds coming from outside]

Uh - Laura - there's kind of a group of protesters outside

Protesting the inhumane treatment of the giant Anglerfish.

Okay - just so I'm sure I'm not having a seizure - you just said -

They seem to be upset she's trapped in a giant pit with frat boys throwing firecrackers in her eye

[protests continue] Wait, are you telling me you actually feel sorry for the monster who tried to brainwash you?

Woah, brainwashing - let me go check that out -

[towards the door] Hey Fish Minions! Can you feel your minds being controlled?

You know...when this whole friends with the Zetas thing blows up in your face

...I'll be running for Society president unopposed.

And here I thought this was going to be a quiet semester. [Laura scoffs.]

We're gonna unite our warring bros, we'll be like Bromeo & Juliet -

Do you know even know how Romeo & Juliet ends?!

Although no one put anyone else's head on a pike, so better than expected!

I really wish you'd cut out the mythologizing.

"Carmilla, the heroic vampire who saved the day."

and what's wrong with the way that I'm telling it?

well - something happened while I was sleeping in the other room -

and I was alone - I made sure I put all the bolts on the doors because -

that's what you do when your university's been overrun by vampires -

but - but [struggles] I don't know how they got to me, how they did this -

[Reading] Woe to those who follow in the footsteps of the dead, for their doom is at hand.

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