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  • Dorky CNN-style news jingle plays

  • Goood morning Silas University, and welcome to the Silas News Network

  • Broadcasting live to the entire campus

  • My intrepid team and I will be giving you the stories you need to survive your day

  • Let's bring up the map!

  • Currently, the Summer Society occupies the North of the campus, the Zetas occupy the northwest stretch

  • and the alchemy club is here in the south

  • we have reports of an exploding fungal conflict along the Alchemy/Zeta line so you'll want to avoid that as you go to classes

  • Also you'll want to avoid the Anglerfish crater as it is unsafe due to earthquake aftermath

  • and the fact that the set of the Silas Drama Club musical Antigone: Zombie Vengeance is protruding from one of the walls

  • Also, please stop throwing cherry bombs at the fish. It's all fun and games until a primordial monster gets loose and devours us all

  • New Jingle Happens Again, Laura is a Dork - Pass It On

  • And now, today's top story. Last night, the kids at the Voice of Silas were gruesomely mur-

  • Sorry but students on the South Lawn are being carried away by -

  • Harpies?! We have harpies?!

  • If you're crossing the South Lawn, you will want to stay close to cover as we seem to have a slight chance of...harpies.

  • flaming arrows at the Summer/Zeta border!

  • side effects of psychotropic fog?

  • gamma-irradiated geckos?

  • gas leak over by the Milgram re -

  • localized rain of spiders.

  • This is not working.

  • How are we supposed to investigate anything if they won't stop going all War of the Five Kings out there?

  • thank you

  • How did the newspaper kids handle all of this?

  • they got themselves brutally murdered.

  • Uh...

  • Carm, maybe let's ixnay on the urderedmay? She found them dead.

  • Yes. Dead. For doing the exact job that you've now decided to do.

  • Look.

  • You have every right to be cranky. I should asked before I turned our apartment into a newsroom, but -

  • The campus needs our help. I can't just walk away again. That wouldn't be me.

  • And maybe, deep down, that's kinda what you like about me, isn't it?

  • you're killing me, Hollis.

  • Yeeeah, but you were already dead.

  • Now. We just have to figure out how to calm things down before we can solve the murders.

  • and who do we know stupid enough to stand between two angry frat-armies with more weaponry than IQ points?

  • The brothers of Zeta Omega Mu have a long and illustrious history, and we intend to reclaim our place - [Mel Laughs]

  • Yeah, cause that vampire you pledged in last semester was real illustrious -

  • Mel, they really didn't know -

  • Don't bother.

  • Everyone knows this whole Zeta peace accord is just you making your bid for prez next year -

  • Look: the fact that an undead fiend masqueraded around as one of our pledges -

  • [mocking his accent] proves my point about your complete lack of moral fiber?

  • Hey! Will was an okay bro until he started kidnapping people -

  • [everyone else to Kirsch] You're an imbecile / Shut Up, Wilson

  • Okay guys, maybe we could just -

  • [all at once] And don't even start on the whole "Sleep with a Summer" challenge! / We aren't the ones who shot flaming arrows into a Fraternity house / Hey! D-Bear - you think this would maybe go better with beer? That is not my name, Kirsch!

  • [Laura blows a whistle]

  • Samuel David Ellis.

  • Corinna Scott

  • Nazneen Ramanujan

  • Do you know who these people are?

  • They are three of the people who are cleaning up my mess.

  • The people got who got themselves murdered while you guys were busy playing petty warlords.

  • And we haven't been able to figure out what happened to them, because you guys won't stop fighting long enough for us to catch our breath.

  • Hey - we saved this campus from -

  • NOOO! You didn't. Do you know who did?

  • [points to Carmilla behind Theo] SHE did.

  • Carm is the one who very nearly sacrificed her life -

  • Death -

  • Undeath - whatever -

  • [at loss for words] ...saving us all from ending up as fish food

  • So the very least that you could do is start pretending like you survived puberty! Am I making myself clear?!

  • ...can you at least agree to stop trying to pulp each other until after we've solved the newspaper murders? [Sighs]

  • Well, what happens if it turns out that somebody here was responsible?

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