字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 - We're gonna play a game that we've been playing on the show lately. It's called Never Have I Ever. [audience laughter] And a lot of people really enjoy this game. - I'm sure. - It's--they really do. They ask to play it. So I'm gonna-- I'm gonna read something, and all you have to do is say "I have"-- - You gonna do it, too? - Or "I have never." I'll play with you, sure. - Okay. - I don't want to put you on the spot, and not-- - Yeah, right. - Huh? - Okay. - All right. So, "Never have I ever hired a dancer because I wanted to hook up with him." - [laughs] [audience laughter] - Not in the beginning. - Yeah. [audience laughter] And then later? I will say I-- [audience laughter] Okay. [laughter and applause] "Never have I ever been in-- - [laughs] - "Never have I ever been in handcuffs." [audience laughter] - You never have? - Never have. - Wow. - No. [audience laughter] I can't believe that. - Nor have I had adhesive on me, either. - [laughs] [audience laughter] "Never have I ever looked at my significant other's texts." - Oh, I have. - Yeah. [audience laughter] - Who hasn't? - Yeah. - Okay, good. [audience laughter] - If they have something to hide-- - Hello? - Yeah. "Never have I ever given someone a fake phone number." [audience laughter] Yeah. You gotta, sometimes. - Yeah. - Yeah. "Never have I ever lied to Ellen about who I'm dating." - [laughs] - [audience laughter] - Never have! [audience laughter] I have never! [audience laughter] I speak my truth. Go. - "Never have I ever been to a nude beach." - No. - No. - That can't be pretty, I mean-- - No, no. - It's like-- [audience laughter] You imagine it to be like everybody's-- I don't even want to see myself naked on the beach, I mean-- I'm serious. I don't. - Well...some people want to see you naked on a beach. [audience laughter] [audience laughter] - They gotcha! Poor tWitch. - tWitch wants to see you? - He's married, leave him alone. - Yeah, he's married, but, you know. He's-- [audience laughter] Not dead. [audience laughter] "Never have I ever snuck a man into the house while my kids were asleep." - [laughs] [laughter and applause] That's awful! [applause] You have to do it when they're asleep! You can just--parading people-- come on. - I don't know. "Never have I ever joined the Mile High Club." - Oh wait, what's the question? "I never have joined the Mile High--" - "Never have I ever joined the Mile High Club." [audience laughter] It's not that hard to join. - [laughs] [audience laughter]
A2 初級 J.Lo和Ellen扮演的 "從來沒有我"。 (J.Lo and Ellen Play Never Have I Ever) 153 10 Raymond 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日 更多分享 分享 收藏 回報 影片單字