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Thank you, thank you! Still get my specs
謝謝，謝謝！讓我帶一下老花眼鏡
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I'm now convinced Jeff Bridges is a crazy f**cker
我現在相信Jeff Bridges是個他媽的瘋子
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and not in a cool way
而且一點都不酷
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Just in a disturbed hobo shouting at sparrows and sidewalks way
而且是像是一個會對麻雀還有人行道亂吼亂叫，流浪漢一樣的瘋子
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It's a very brilliant critic, I'll take that at the heart.
你真是一位厲害的評論家，我會銘記在心的
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Kristen Bell seems like such a bitch, her vagina is probably an Alcatraz for penis.
Kristen Bell真是個婊子，她的小妹妹可能是弟弟們的禁域
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If you find Benedict Cumberbatch attractive,
如果你認為Benedict Cumberbatch很迷人
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I'm guessing you'd also enjoy staring directly at a cats anus.
我猜你也會喜歡盯著貓咪的屁屁
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But someone did, and she put a ring on it.
但還是有人喜歡我，而且她套了結婚戒指在我手上
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Some people ask me who has the biggest penis in Hollywood.
有些人問我好萊塢裡，誰的小弟弟最大
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Easy! Bette Midler.
簡單啊！Bette Midler！
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Liam Neeson is a butterface,
Liam Neeson 是個背影殺手
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in that his face looks like a butt.
也就是說，他的臉看起來像屁股
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Eat s**t fart breath Neeson
吃屎吧，滿嘴屁味的Neeson
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This is from @Jonlgnanz... Jon Lg Gnanz... dosen't matter
這是來自Jonlgnanz...Jon Lg Gnanz...的推特，不重要啦
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Emily blunt's eyes make up for that horrendous sound that comes out of her mouth
Emily blunt 的眼睛彌補了她難聽聲音的缺憾
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Hash tag #britishaccent, in case, you didn't know what he mentioned
標記#英國腔，以防你不知道我在說什麼
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I hate salma hayek movies. Her voice annoys me and they never show us her boobs. Meh~
我討厭salma hayek的電影，她的聲音很惱人，而且她從來都不露咪咪，咩
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Is Andrew Garfield trying to do his utter best to look like pedophile
Andrew Garfield 是在盡全力地讓他看起像有戀童癖嗎？
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that lives in an RV.
也就是那種會住在休旅車裡的怪人
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Yes!
耶！
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Okay...this is from @tad10ck
好的，這是來自tad10ck的推特
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Is Jack Black married cause thats f**king gross
Jack Black結婚了嗎？因為這真他媽的太噁了
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Just retweet
馬上回推
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Halle Barrie's boobs are lopsided
Halle Barrie的咪咪外擴很嚴重
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Well, when they're real...that happens
如果咪咪是真的，那自然就會發生
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Conspiracy theory: Toby Maguire is just a hamster in a robot
陰謀論：Toby Maguire是個藏在機器人外表底下的小倉鼠
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Not me though, cause it's spelled differently
不是在說我，因為我名字不是這樣拼的
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Not to sound mean but Nasomo Wastts has such a blah face
我不是故意要這麼餓毒，可是Nasomo Wastts的臉很乏味
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I look at it and there's just nothing, like a blank space where features should be
我盯著她看，根本什麼五官都沒有，像一片空白的宇宙
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Hey George Clooney, your haircut sucks
嘿George Clooney，你的頭髮醜爆了
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Oh and so does your sense of humor
噢，而且跟你的幽默感一樣爛
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I'm on you all night f**k boy
我盯上你了！孬種！
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I'm really sick of seeing the rock...blah, blah, blah
我看到巨石(強森)就覺得很厭煩，blah blah blah
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dwayne johnson...blah, blah
強森，blah blah blah
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candy ass movie star...blah, blah, blah
孬種電影明星，blah blah blah
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go suck it!
去你的
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I'll give you something to suck!
我去你的
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Gwyneth Paltrow you ugly ass big bird looking bitch, shut the f**k up.
Gwyneth Paltrow你這個醜屁股的大鳥婊子，閉嘴！
