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  • Thank you, thank you! Still get my specs

    謝謝,謝謝!讓我帶一下老花眼鏡

  • I'm now convinced Jeff Bridges is a crazy f**cker

    我現在相信Jeff Bridges是個他媽的瘋子

  • and not in a cool way

    而且一點都不酷

  • Just in a disturbed hobo shouting at sparrows and sidewalks way

    而且是像是一個會對麻雀還有人行道亂吼亂叫,流浪漢一樣的瘋子

  • It's a very brilliant critic, I'll take that at the heart.

    你真是一位厲害的評論家,我會銘記在心的

  • Kristen Bell seems like such a bitch, her vagina is probably an Alcatraz for penis.

    Kristen Bell真是個婊子,她的小妹妹可能是弟弟們的禁域

  • If you find Benedict Cumberbatch attractive,

    如果你認為Benedict Cumberbatch很迷人

  • I'm guessing you'd also enjoy staring directly at a cats anus.

    我猜你也會喜歡盯著貓咪的屁屁

  • But someone did, and she put a ring on it.

    但還是有人喜歡我,而且她套了結婚戒指在我手上

  • Some people ask me who has the biggest penis in Hollywood.

    有些人問我好萊塢裡,誰的小弟弟最大

  • Easy! Bette Midler.

    簡單啊!Bette Midler!

  • Liam Neeson is a butterface,

    Liam Neeson 是個背影殺手

  • in that his face looks like a butt.

    也就是說,他的臉看起來像屁股

  • Eat s**t fart breath Neeson

    吃屎吧,滿嘴屁味的Neeson

  • This is from @Jonlgnanz... Jon Lg Gnanz... dosen't matter

    這是來自Jonlgnanz...Jon Lg Gnanz...的推特,不重要啦

  • Emily blunt's eyes make up for that horrendous sound that comes out of her mouth

    Emily blunt 的眼睛彌補了她難聽聲音的缺憾

  • Hash tag #britishaccent, in case, you didn't know what he mentioned

    標記#英國腔,以防你不知道我在說什麼

  • I hate salma hayek movies. Her voice annoys me and they never show us her boobs. Meh~

    我討厭salma hayek的電影,她的聲音很惱人,而且她從來都不露咪咪,咩

  • Is Andrew Garfield trying to do his utter best to look like pedophile

    Andrew Garfield 是在盡全力地讓他看起像有戀童癖嗎?

  • that lives in an RV.

    也就是那種會住在休旅車裡的怪人

  • Yes!

    耶!

  • Okay...this is from @tad10ck

    好的,這是來自tad10ck的推特

  • Is Jack Black married cause thats f**king gross

    Jack Black結婚了嗎?因為這真他媽的太噁了

  • Just retweet

    馬上回推

  • Halle Barrie's boobs are lopsided

    Halle Barrie的咪咪外擴很嚴重

  • Well, when they're real...that happens

    如果咪咪是真的,那自然就會發生

  • Conspiracy theory: Toby Maguire is just a hamster in a robot

    陰謀論:Toby Maguire是個藏在機器人外表底下的小倉鼠

  • Not me though, cause it's spelled differently

    不是在說我,因為我名字不是這樣拼的

  • Not to sound mean but Nasomo Wastts has such a blah face

    我不是故意要這麼餓毒,可是Nasomo Wastts的臉很乏味

  • I look at it and there's just nothing, like a blank space where features should be

    我盯著她看,根本什麼五官都沒有,像一片空白的宇宙

  • Hey George Clooney, your haircut sucks

    嘿George Clooney,你的頭髮醜爆了

  • Oh and so does your sense of humor

    噢,而且跟你的幽默感一樣爛

  • I'm on you all night f**k boy

    我盯上你了!孬種!

  • I'm really sick of seeing the rock...blah, blah, blah

    我看到巨石(強森)就覺得很厭煩,blah blah blah

  • dwayne johnson...blah, blah

    強森,blah blah blah

  • candy ass movie star...blah, blah, blah

    孬種電影明星,blah blah blah

  • go suck it!

    去你的

  • I'll give you something to suck!

    我去你的

  • Gwyneth Paltrow you ugly ass big bird looking bitch, shut the f**k up.

    Gwyneth Paltrow你這個醜屁股的大鳥婊子,閉嘴!

Thank you, thank you! Still get my specs

謝謝,謝謝!讓我帶一下老花眼鏡

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