That tire commercial.

那個輪胎廣告。

Oh well, it's a cute baby?

喔，裡面的嬰兒好可愛。

Why, you want a baby now or something?

為什麼，你現在想要小孩了嗎？還是...？

Are you serious?

你認真嗎？

I'm serious.

我很認真。

I'm being serious.

我沒在開玩笑。

Yeah so am I.

我也是。

Okay, so according to my calculations, if we have a baby, we won't be able to eat out or go on vacation ever again.

根據我的估計，如果我們有了寶寶，就再也不能出去吃好料或去渡假。

Okay.

了解。

We're also gonna have to cancel cable.

我們也必須取消有線電視。

What!

什麼！

No, I'm out.

那我不生了。

Hey, hot stuff, wanna make a baby?

嘿，帥哥，想要來生個小孩嗎？

Why do you have leave your pee glasses everywhere?

你為什麼要把裝有尿的杯子到處亂丟呢?

It's for my ovulation test.

我在做排卵測試。

Yeah, but these are our drinking glasses.

我知道，但這些是我們的飲用杯耶！

I clean them out.

我清乾淨了啦！

Ugh...

呃...

Nope.

沒中。

Hey, sweetie.

嘿，親愛的。

It's time, I'm ovulating.

時候到了，我正在排卵。

Alright, I'll just make it quick.

好吧，我會快點結束。

It's overtime.

現在已經很晚了。

Alright.

好喔。

They have like lobster stuff, It was pretty cool.

他們有像是龍蝦的東西，超酷的！

They have samples of lobster?

你是指龍蝦標本嗎?

Well, it was like an imitation lobster.

比較像是仿的龍蝦。

Was it good?

好吃嗎？

Yeah, it was Costco lobster.

恩，是好市多的龍蝦。

What are you doing?

你在幹嘛？

I'm keeping them from falling out, you know.

我在防止它們流出來。

Nope.

沒中。

Okay, I'm taking off.

我要出門了。

Alright babe, love you.

好喔，寶貝愛妳唷。

Love you too, don't jerk off.

我也愛你，不要打手槍喔！

I'm not gonna jerk off.

我才不會打手槍。

It lowers your sperm count, don't jerk off.

這會降低你的精蟲數，所以不要打手槍。

I know, bye.

我知道，再見。

Bye.

再見。

Tell me not to jerk off.

叫我不要打手槍？

Forgot my phone.

我忘了帶手機。

Are you kidding me?

你在跟我開玩笑嗎？

I've been gone like 25 seconds.

我才走了不到 25 秒誒！

Come on.

來吧。

It's the dessert round.

現在是點心時間。

It's got to be now.

一定要現在。

Really helping to set the mood here dude.

還真會營造氣氛阿你。

You're playing Candy Crush?

你在玩 Candy Crush 嗎？

Yeah.

對阿。

Get the blue one.

打藍色那個。

Nope.

沒中。

What are we doing wrong?

我們哪裡做錯了嗎?

Oh what about this position?

喔，這個姿勢如何？

I don't think I can bend that way.

我覺得我沒辦法彎成那樣。

Hey hot stuff, you want to make a baby?

嘿性感的傢伙，想要來生個小孩嗎？

For reals?

是真的嗎？

For reals.

是真的。

My junk, it works, my junk, my junk it works.

我的雞雞有用了，我的雞雞，我的雞雞真有用。

Okay, you're kind of ruining the moment here.

你有點破壞了這個美好的時刻。

My junk, it works!

我的雞雞真有用！