You might've heard rumors

你可能已經聽到消息

that we're selling

我們正在銷售一項

merchandise!

商品!

This is designed by an amazing fan,

這是由一個狂粉所設計,

named Katie Tedesco,

她是凱蒂 特戴斯寇,

and she made it for a class and now

她原是為班服而設計,但是現在

we took those designs and we turned them into stickers and posters!

我們把這款設計變成貼紙和海報!

Right, so you can't buy this.

對,所以你不能買這件.

Not yet.

還不行

If you want shirts, you gotta buy the stickers and posters.

如果你想要T恤,你就要先買貼紙和海報.

What do you do with stickers?

你拿貼紙做什麼?

Put 'em on your laptop!

把它們貼在你的筆電上阿!

Yeah, let's say you got mad one day.

沒錯,譬如你有一天生氣

You punched a hole through your wall.

你在牆上捶了一個大洞

You don't have the money to fix it,

你沒有錢去修理它

buy a poster.

買個海報吧

♪ (groovy music) ♪

流行音樂

This week's question is from California!

這週的提問來自加利福尼亞州

But also, all of the internet.

但也是,關於網路的問題

Lisette from San Diego wants to know

來自聖地亞哥的麗賽特想要知道

why do girls like assholes?

為什麼女孩們都喜歡混蛋?

And why do people like damaged people who are bad for them?

還有為什麼人們喜歡那些對他們不好的爛人?

Yeah, that's what I said.

對,就像我說的

This is such an important question that so many people google

這是個如此重要的問題使很多人都上網查詢

we needed to bring in a professional.

我們必須請來一位專業人士

So please welcome,

所以讓我們來歡迎

Karen Dunn. (clapping)

凱倫 鄧恩. (拍手)

I was hoping it was an international question.

我希望這是一個國際性的問題

Let's do it anyway!

不管怎樣,讓我們開始吧!

(singing together) International question!

(一起唱) 國際性問題!

International question!

國際性問題!

San Diego!

聖地亞哥!

California!

加利福尼亞!

I can't with this at all.

我一點也無法忍受這個.

Now in addition to being the mother of someone I will probably

現在,除了當某人的媽以外,我可能會

have to spend the rest of my life with,

把我剩餘的光陰花在於,

she's also a divorce lawyer.

她也是一個離婚律師.

So if anyone knows why people date assholes

所以如果任何人想知道為何人們和混蛋約會

It's me!

就找我!

Is the number 1 reason for divorce money?

第一個原因是為了離婚後的錢嗎?

Yes.

是的.

See, that's why you marry rich.

看吧,那就是為什麼你要嫁有錢人.

Why do you think that people like assholes?

你認為為什麼人們喜歡混蛋?

Well, as my grandmother used to say,

那麼,如同我奶奶曾經說過的,

elephants don't marry zebras.

大象不會嫁給斑馬.

You're saying if somebody is dating an asshole,

你是說如果有人和混蛋約會,

they're probably also an asshole?

她們也許也是個混蛋囉?

Probably!

可能是的!

Am I being too, like, mom-y?

我會太像個-媽一樣嗎?

No, you're not.

不,你不像.

I've told you to experiment a lot.

我告訴你要多去試驗.

-G: No you're not being-- -K: Like, sleep around!

-G: 不,你不像-- -K: 像是,到處上床!

You have to have the experience.

你必須要有經驗.

I'm sorry Allison. But you have to have the experience!

我很抱歉,愛麗森. 但是你必須要有經驗才行!

That's not the question! That's not the question!

那不是問題阿! 不是問題阿!

Are you just trying to make sure people don't get divorced?

你會試著確保人們不會去離婚嗎?

I think I should've become a divorce lawyer

我想我應該要成為一個離婚律師的

so if I ever catch a man, he'll be afraid to leave.

如果我和男人交往,他會害怕和我分手的.

Almost everybody is lying to you all of the time.

幾乎每個人隨時都會和你說謊

Well they're self-protective. They want to take care of themselves.

恩,他們是自我防禦. 他們想要保護他們自己.

-G: protect themselves.

-G: 保護他們自己.

I'm the opposite.

我剛好相反.

They don't wanna seem like an asshole!

他們是不想要看起來像混蛋!

No, but Allison just wants to

不, 但是愛麗森只是想要

get everything out on the table first.

把所有事情先攤開來講.

Like all the true things

像是所有事實

Like here's the whole thing!

像是這裡都是全部的事實!

And then people can make their own decisions.

然後人們可以自己再做決定.

Oh, but then they run.

喔, 但之後他們會逃跑.

Yeah, I know!

是阿,我知道!

People are attracted to damaged people

人們之所以會被爛人吸引

because they like a fixer-upper.

是因為他們喜歡像修理工一樣

Okay why do you go down to the river and pick up kittens

好,為什麼你走向河流並抱起小貓們

and like save those kittens?

像是救起那些小貓們?

-K: We don't. -A: I would never do that.

-K: 我們不那樣.-A: 我永遠不會那樣做.

I like someone who is like a diamond in the rough,

我喜歡像是鑽石未被雕琢的人,

and then I can turn them into

然後我可以把他們變成

a diamond with some scratches.

鑽石,經過雕琢之後.

-K: Oh my god. -A: None of these guys have been diamonds.

-K: 我的天. -A: 這些傢伙從不曾是鑽石.

These guys are maybe like knock-off cubic zirconias

這些傢伙可能像是較廉價的立方氧化鋯

that are only sold at kiosks.

他們只在小攤販上銷售.

♪ (groovy music) ♪

(流行音樂)

I'm just standing in a sea of liars shouting my truth

我是在人人都說謊的情況下說出事實

and nobody cares.

但沒人在乎.

♪ (groovy music) ♪

(流行音樂)

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