A2 初級 1652 分類 收藏
開始影片後,點擊或框選字幕可以立即查詢單字
字庫載入中…
回報字幕錯誤
Welcome to Just Between Us
You might've heard rumors
that we're selling
merchandise!
This is designed by an amazing fan,
named Katie Tedesco,
and she made it for a class and now
we took those designs and we turned them into stickers and posters!
Right, so you can't buy this.
Not yet.
If you want shirts, you gotta buy the stickers and posters.
What do you do with stickers?
Put 'em on your laptop!
Yeah, let's say you got mad one day.
You punched a hole through your wall.
You don't have the money to fix it,
buy a poster.
♪ (groovy music) ♪
This week's question is from California!
But also, all of the internet.
Lisette from San Diego wants to know
why do girls like assholes?
And why do people like damaged people who are bad for them?
Yeah, that's what I said.
This is such an important question that so many people google
we needed to bring in a professional.
So please welcome,
Karen Dunn. (clapping)
I was hoping it was an international question.
Let's do it anyway!
(singing together) International question!
International question!
San Diego!
California!
I can't with this at all.
Now in addition to being the mother of someone I will probably
have to spend the rest of my life with,
she's also a divorce lawyer.
So if anyone knows why people date assholes
It's me!
Is the number 1 reason for divorce money?
Yes.
See, that's why you marry rich.
Why do you think that people like assholes?
Well, as my grandmother used to say,
elephants don't marry zebras.
You're saying if somebody is dating an asshole,
they're probably also an asshole?
Probably!
Am I being too, like, mom-y?
No, you're not.
I've told you to experiment a lot.
-G: No you're not being-- -K: Like, sleep around!
You have to have the experience.
I'm sorry Allison. But you have to have the experience!
That's not the question! That's not the question!
Are you just trying to make sure people don't get divorced?
I think I should've become a divorce lawyer
so if I ever catch a man, he'll be afraid to leave.
Almost everybody is lying to you all of the time.
Well they're self-protective. They want to take care of themselves.
-G: protect themselves.
I'm the opposite.
They don't wanna seem like an asshole!
No, but Allison just wants to
get everything out on the table first.
Like all the true things
Like here's the whole thing!
And then people can make their own decisions.
Oh, but then they run.
Yeah, I know!
People are attracted to damaged people
because they like a fixer-upper.
Okay why do you go down to the river and pick up kittens
and like save those kittens?
-K: We don't. -A: I would never do that.
I like someone who is like a diamond in the rough,
and then I can turn them into
a diamond with some scratches.
-K: Oh my god. -A: None of these guys have been diamonds.
These guys are maybe like knock-off cubic zirconias
that are only sold at kiosks.
♪ (groovy music) ♪
I'm just standing in a sea of liars shouting my truth
and nobody cares.
♪ (groovy music) ♪
Subtitles by the Amara.org community
提示:點選文章或是影片下面的字幕單字,可以直接快速翻譯喔!

載入中…

為何女孩喜歡混蛋 (Why Do Girls Like Assholes?)

1652 分類 收藏
洪小雅 發佈於 2015 年 8 月 29 日    詹欣蓉 翻譯    James 審核
看更多推薦影片
  1. 1. 單字查詢

    在字幕上選取單字即可即時查詢單字喔!

  2. 2. 單句重複播放

    可重複聽取一句單句,加強聽力!

  3. 3. 使用快速鍵

    使用影片快速鍵,讓學習更有效率!

  4. 4. 關閉語言字幕

    進階版練習可關閉字幕純聽英文哦!

  5. 5. 內嵌播放器

    可以將英文字幕學習播放器內嵌到部落格等地方喔

  6. 6. 展開播放器

    可隱藏右方全文及字典欄位,觀看影片更舒適!

  1. 英文聽力測驗

    挑戰字幕英文聽力測驗!

  1. 點擊展開筆記本讓你看的更舒服

  1. UrbanDictionary 俚語字典整合查詢。一般字典查詢不到你滿意的解譯,不妨使用「俚語字典」,或許會讓你有滿意的答案喔