- You're going to teach us how to do Riverdance, I assume.

- Exactly, yes.

- Riverdance is like the end all, be all of step dancing,

and it's like girls with curly wigs.

Did you bring any of the little curly wigs?

- I didn't, no.

- Oh. Too bad. - Sorry, Zach.

- Can we do a close up on his teeth!

- You're gonna wanna see those teeth.

- Look at Ned's gross teeth

compared to those pearly whites.

- It makes my teeth look awful.

- We're gonna roll our shoulders back,

put superglue on our arms, keep those in.

- Ooh!

- And we're gonna put them right at the side seams.

- Are you grabbing your butt?

- No.

- Do you grab your butt at this point?

- No butt action. - Are you sure?

- While we're beginners, like, if it helps us,

can we just like grab our butts?

- Very beginners hold on to their shirts.

- Oh, that's great.

- It's already Zane.

- We haven't even started dancing.

- We haven't started this, we're just standing here.

- That's the problem.

- We're going to bring our left foot

all the way up to our butt.

Kick.

- This is the step for five year olds?

- This is like the first thing you learn.

- (beep) Zane!

- One, two three, three, three.

All right. - Four.

Four, jackasses.

- Back, two, three, back, two three.

- (beep) (beep) Zane!

- How would you rate us all individually?

- I think you guys's guess of Eugene being best

might have been true.

- Ooh.

- It's okay, I just come to accept it.

- All right, these guys are gonna need lots of

practice and work.

So if they want to impress their co-workers,

may the luck of the Irish be with them.

- Who do you think's gonna look the most adorable

in a vest?

- Am I supposed to answer that?

- As someone who dances, I didn't realize

Irish step dance was really, really, really hard.

And that it takes a lot of powerful gluteous skills.

Yeah, I feel like my butt is so much tauter, and tighter.

- Mostly, I gotta say, I just wanna make Zane proud.

- To Zane. - To Zane!

- To Zane's teeth. - To Zane's teeth.

- Well, to all of Zane, but mostly his teeth.

- No, 90% his teeth.

- Yeah, 10% Zane.

(burp)

(burp)

(traditional Irish music)

- I've found that coordinating all of my limbs at once

is nearly impossible.

But focusing on just two, just two of my four limbs,

has been a real plus in my dancing ability.

- There's something about eight-year-old Ned

that saw Riverdance on TV and was inspired.

I think a little bit of that joy was rekindled today.

- It challenges your body in places,

like muscles I didn't know could be challenged

by tapping around.

- Eugene. Come on, Eugene.

- Eugene.

- We're not shotgunning this?

(cheering)

- I almost slipped at one point,

I thought I was gonna bust myself,

but none of it mattered.

All you did was smile, you picked your feet up,

and you danced in time to the music.

- I just thought about Zane's teeth, and I was good.

- [All] Zane's teeth, Zane's teeth, Zane's teeth,

Zane's teeth, Zane's teeth, Zane's teeth.

- Hearts, stars, and horseshoes.

- Clovers and blue moons.

- Pots of golds and rainbows.

- And Zane's teeth.

- I said pots of golds.

- Whatever.

- Ooh!

- All right, the video's done.