it's one of the worst smells in the world.

這會是有史以來最臭的

- Let's not do it then.

那就別試吧！

- I don't want to. Oh!

我不要。噢！

- You've broken the seal.

你已經打開了

- God!

天啊!

- Okay, nope. I'm not.

可以不要嗎

- Oh God, no! - Okay, all right.

我的天啊! 可以停止了!

- Oh my God. (people retching)

我的天! (嘔吐聲)

- [Voiceover] It's sewage. It's sewage in a can.

是餿水，餿水罐頭的意思

- [Voiceover] Oh my God - [Voiceover] I'm out.

我的天；我要走了

- [Voiceover] Can we leave? - [Voiceover] It's so bad.

我們可以先離開嗎?；好噁心

- [Voiceover] Oh, it's coming, it's traveling!

來了來了，飄過來了!

- [Voiceover] Oh! - [Voiceover] It's traveling!

喔! ；味道飄過來了!

- [Voiceover] Oh God. Someone turn on the air!

天啊! 誰來幫忙通風一下?

- I have the worst gag reflex.

我無法吞下這玩意兒。

I'm definitely gonna heave. (retches)

我要吐了。(嘔吐聲)

- It's one of the worst things I've ever smelled in my life,

這是目前為止我聞過最臭的東西。

and I can't wait to get out of here.

我等不及要閃了。

- I smelled this from outside the building.

我幾乎可以從大樓外面聞到了。

- I don't see how you can eat this indoors.

我不懂怎麼能在室內吞下這玩意兒。

- There's a lot of terrible smells in there.

超級難聞的

- It's like fish. - Baby diaper.

像是魚腥味；尿布

- Cheese. - Durian, the fruit.

起士；榴槤，一種水果

- And dead body. - It smells like foreskin.

屍體；像包皮幾天沒洗的味道

- And all these things got together

剛剛講的那些都加在一起

and they were like, "Hey, let's hang out!"

總之就是「快閃」

- Like regret, like you smell regret.

很沮喪、聞了會很沮喪

- And it's weird because you smell it at first,

很奇怪因為你第一次聞到這種東西

and you're like, "Oh, that smells bad."

你會覺得「真難聞」

- It's like a national park bathroom

像國家公園廁所的味道

that somebody just dumped a bunch of dog food in.

有人把大的狗飼料倒進去

- Then another smell kicks in, and you're like,

有另一種說不出的味道，你會覺得

"Oh, that really smells bad."

「喔，真是有夠臭的。」

- No, it smells like dook. It smells like poo.

喔不，聞起來像屎味

- Then another one kicks in, and you're like, "I'm done."

又有另一種說不出的味道，你真的覺得「我受夠了」

- Have people been puking?

有人吐了嗎?

-I can't taste it already!

吃之前我就吐死了!

- I can't even look at it!

我根本不敢看它!

- The tin looks like it's left over from World War II, honestly.

說真的，這罐看起來像從二戰留下的餿水

(knife clatters) - Holy shit.

(放下刀叉，立地投降) 天殺的!

- I think it's just in a soup of its own fermentation.

我覺得像是發酵過的湯

- No, no, I thought there were gonna be pieces, it's just soup!

喔不! 我還以為是一片一片的，結果是湯湯水水的!

- Oh, it looks like a booger! - It's dripping gray juice.

喔! 像鼻屎! 灰色的的黏液

- This doesn't look like a real color.

該用甚麼顏色來形容呢?

- Vomit.

已吐

- It looks like when you walk by a sewer,

很像你在路邊看到的下水道

muck and bacteria that has congealed.

細菌跟排泄物都黏在一起

- Taking it out and putting it on a plate intensified the smell.

到在盤子上，味道更強烈

- Has anyone eaten this actually?

有人吃下肚了嗎?

- Nope, not doing it. Sorry guys.

不要，我不奉陪了，不好意思各位!

You gotta draw the line somewhere.

這已經是我的底線了。

- It's worse, it's worse than you think it's gonna be.

比你想像得更糟。

- It does not taste even a quarter as bad as it smells.

嚐起來遠不及它的四分之一臭

- It tastes very briny, extremely salty.

有種到了海邊的感覺，非常之鹹

- You know, I still don't want to eat more of it.

你知道的，我不想再吃了

I kind of just want to get out of this room.

我只想要離開這裡

- I can imagine this probably tastes better

我在想如果當作配菜或是當餡料

with side dishes or maybe rolled up in something.

或許會比較好吃

- What the fuck is this, and where is it from?

這是殺小，哪來的這玩意兒?

And how do I never have this again?

我可以不要再碰它了嗎?

- Scratch that off the bucket list!

我死之前再也不碰這玩意兒!

- I feel like the smell is so overwhelming

我覺得味道真的很強烈

that it's informing my taste buds to not like it.

好像真的很不取悅我的味蕾

- Do I have to swallow it?

真的得吞下才放過我嗎?

- No. No, I don't want to.

不不，我才不要

- There's kind of a really clean fish taste in my mouth at this point.

嘴裡真的有一種鮮明的魚腥味

At the very beginning, it was, I don't even know what that taste was.

剛進嘴裡時，我根本不知道那是甚麼味道。

- Why is it hairy?

為什麼有種毛欉欉的感覺?

- And there are definitely bones in it.

它一定帶骨

Should I stick this whole thing in my mouth?

我要整陀吃下去嗎?

- How could this be more heinous?

有比這更糟的嗎?

It is the worst thing I've ever eaten,

這是我吃過最糟的食物

the worst thing I've ever smelled or put in my mouth.

也是我聞過和吃過最臭的食物了

And I am not exaggerating.

真的不誇張

- That is the weirdest thing in the world.

這是人世間最古怪的東西了

- It's awful!

真的很可怕!

- The coolest thing about this

有趣的是

is that it's pretty badass if you enjoy it and eat it.

如果你真的喜歡吃，那就真的天下無敵了

I mean, not many people in the world,

我想，世界上不會有很多人

I think, could stomach this.

可以吃得下

- Yeah, my final thought is that

我最後的想法是

I never want to have this again.

我再也不想吃這個玩意兒了

So let's close it, and close this chapter on our lives.

所以把罐頭蓋上吧，這篇章節在我們的人生結束囉

(can lid scraping) Together.

可以把蓋子封死

- It's something that's culturally sensitive,

算是文化上的敏感議題

and people should respect that

我們應該尊重(不同飲食差異)

someone out there eats this and enjoys it.

或許真的有人很喜歡吃

They must have very, very limited access to their sense of smell

想必有這樣特殊口味嗜好的人少之又少

because it is the worst food I've ever smelled.

因為這真是我聞過最糟的食物了