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  • - Well hello, everybody.

  • My name is Tyler Oakley,

  • and today I have a big pile of shit

  • right next to me.

  • Not actual shit,

  • well who knows what's in these packages.

  • You guys have sent me some packages

  • and I am opening them now.

  • Stuff from my PO box.

  • Who knows what's inside?

  • Could be some human shit.

  • Could also be a corpse.

  • I hope it's none of these things.

  • I mean, only time will tell.

  • Let's go.

  • OK, so this is from Nicky in Illinois.

  • Let's see, it better not be an Illinoying.

  • Oh my God, girl.

  • (laughs) Lord knows I love a floral,

  • but this is just decadent.

  • I can't even.

  • So, this will actually be perfect

  • anytime I need to like pull out the receipts,

  • sip my tea, and then spill it.

  • Ya'll will know the juice.

  • That was like, I feel like... (laughs)

  • Hip term, hip term.

  • I am so un-hip, I'm like a grandpa.

  • Are the kids spilling tea nowadays?

  • Thank you, Nicky.

  • OK, so this is from New Zealand.

  • Oh my God! (laughs)

  • Is this supposed to be me?

  • It's kind of adorable.

  • I would definitely wear this shirt.

  • I wish I was wearing polka dots right now.

  • OK, so this is from Erin.

  • She's from New Zealand.

  • She loves the videos.

  • Thanks, Erin.

  • And she says she makes plushies as a hobby

  • for her friends and for her family.

  • Thank you.

  • This is adorable.

  • This is the kind of the cutest thing in the world.

  • Thank you, Erin, I adore you.

  • Some day I hope to come to New Zealand

  • and then we will hug.

  • OK, so this package has a note,

  • and it's from Christie Pappas,

  • and she sent me a lovely letter,

  • but also a whole bunch of stuff.

  • And I feel like let's just,

  • oh no, if this is what I think it is,

  • oh my God, wait.

  • I can't even.

  • You know, I need to open it right now

  • because this is not real. (laughing)

  • Oh my God.

  • Girl, I am looking like a picnic.

  • (laughs)

  • I mean, I don't hate it, honestly.

  • Oh my God, wait, and another shirt.

  • OK, you guys spoil me.

  • You honestly spoil me.

  • What is this shirt?

  • Oh. (laughs)

  • It's a map, and I can't even handle it.

  • I'm wearing it in my next one.

  • I'm sorry, I'm wearing it my next PO box video.

  • And nobody can stop me.

  • OK, so for my next package,

  • I already know what it is.

  • It is my Nature Box delivery for the month.

  • And Nature Box is a company that you sign up for.

  • It sends you a whole bunch of snacks every single month.

  • And they come right to your front door

  • so you don't have to go grocery shopping.

  • And I love it because it's like healthy snacks,

  • so it's like trans fat free or gluten free,

  • and it's like low in sugars,

  • and all these good things.

  • And this month I am recommending the

  • big island pineapples.

  • So, it's like dried out pineapple rings,

  • and they're so good and so healthy,

  • and kind of delicious, and I want one right now.

  • But if you wanna use naturebox.com/tyler,

  • you can get a free box of samples.

  • You're welcome in advance.

  • So good.

  • Hmmm hmmm hmm hmm hmm.

  • Ok, so this package is kind of adorable.

  • It's from Methilde?

  • Methilde? Methilde?

  • I don't know, from New York.

  • So, let's see what it is.

  • Oh my God. (laughs)

  • Somebody made a shirt, it says,

  • "Shamelessly self promoting,"

  • and it's got all of my links on the back of it.

  • And this person made me a notebook

  • of like me and all of my friends,

  • and some of my favorite things, and it says,

  • "Queen Tyler Oakley,

  • "Tyler, you can use this notebook for anything

  • "from videos to blog ideas to grocery lists.

  • "We love you, Mathilde and Alex."

  • I wish I were saying your name right.

  • I know I'm probably saying it wrong.

  • Wait, OK, so every couple pages

  • has like a picture of me and a friend on it.

  • Here's my mom.

  • Wait, oh my God, Queen Jackie.

  • OK, so the next package came with this letter,

  • and it's, I am terrible,

  • this says, "November 18, 2013."

  • I'm sorry, I am literally a year and a half late.

  • It says, "Dear Tyler, Merry Christmas

  • "because if I've judged it right,

  • "then this will probably be appropriate

  • "by the time you open this."

  • You were close.

  • "Please find enclosed a picture of me

  • "with you at Vidcon 2013."

  • Look at how cute we are.

  • Don't mind me mounting you.

  • OK, so this letter was super cute and adorable.

  • And I appreciate you.

  • OK, so the next package is from Perth, Australia.

  • And I'm actually going there for tour,

  • so whoever sent this, I better see you at tour.

  • OK, so it is from Allison and Jasmine,

  • and they have sent, oh my God, wait,

  • I need to open it right now,

  • a grow a boyfriend!

  • Oh my God, finally.

  • Instructions for use, OK.

  • "Place your boyfriend in room temperature water."

  • OK, wait, hold on.

  • OK, so I got my water.

  • Putting him in.

  • "And watch him grow.

  • "He will start to grow in two hours,

  • "and will be full size in 72 hours."

  • Who's got time?

  • (sighs)

  • I mean, I guess I've waited my entire life for this.

  • I can wait for you.

  • My new boyfriend, I can't wait for you to get here.

  • You look so good.

  • Honestly, babe, babe, you look great.

  • You look great.

  • You look perfect.

  • Oh my God, he's got abs.

  • Wait a minute, he's literally growing abs.

  • Thank you, Allison and Jasmine,

  • you have finally given me the man of my dreams.

  • He's just kinda gotta grow into himself a little bit.

  • So, Imma let him do that,

  • but in the meantime,

  • if you liked this video, be sure to give it a thumbs up.

  • And if you wanna see my latest video, click right there.

  • It's the chicken nugget challenge, part three.

  • If you'd like to hear my latest podcast, click right there.

  • And if you wanna be my person of the week,

  • click right there.

  • But yeah, that's all I have for you guys today.

  • I hope you have a fabulous life,

  • and I will see you guys next time.

  • Later.

  • Pssssh, P.S., if you're still listening and watching,

  • I'm still up for the Webby awards.

  • It's only a couple more days of voting.

  • So, if you wanna help me out,

  • I think I'm in second place right now,

  • the link is below.

  • Click it, vote, and that's it.

  • I love you.

  • Thanks again.

  • That's all, OK, bye!

- Well hello, everybody.

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    Jenny 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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