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  • WIL WHEATON: Long before I piloted a starship around the

  • galaxy and reversed the polarity seven times a day,

  • before breakfast, rookies, I was a huge

  • fan of science fiction.

  • From the escapist space operas of the pulp era to the

  • dystopian tales of the post-nuclear 20th century,

  • science fiction captured my imagination

  • and inspired my life.

  • Spoiler alert, I love games set in a

  • science fiction universe.

  • So today, on "Table Top", Ashley Clements, Allison

  • Scagliotti, Felicia Day, and Amy Okuda are here to join me

  • in a dystopian world where a corrupt government has made

  • life miserable for its citizens, so miserable some of

  • us are trying to take that government down.

  • But some of us are actually loyal

  • government agents in disguise.

  • We are about to find out who is a spy and who is a loyal

  • member of The Resistance.

  • [MUSIC PLAYING]

  • The Resistance is a deception game designed by Don Eskridge,

  • set in the distant future, where corporations have

  • subverted democracy and taken over the world.

  • Yes, the distant future.

  • [TING]

  • We are all members of a highly trained espionage team

  • attempting to bring down the machine.

  • Unfortunately, two loyal government agents have

  • infiltrated our ranks.

  • Now these spies will know who the other is, but the loyal

  • members of the resistance do not.

  • And that's the game.

  • We're trying to ferret out those spies, so we can be

  • successful.

  • The game is played in five rounds.

  • Each round will start with a new leader.

  • At the beginning of the turn, the leader will nominate

  • players to go on a mission.

  • If we like the composition of the team, we will vote to

  • approve the team.

  • We use these markers to represent our vote.

  • Once a team has been assembled, those players vote

  • in secret for the mission to succeed or for

  • the mission to fail.

  • Now, if you are a resistance member, you must vote for the

  • mission to succeed.

  • But if you're a spy, you can vote for the mission to

  • succeed or fail, as suits your nefarious ends.

  • For the resistance to win the game, they must successfully

  • complete three of the five missions.

  • Otherwise the spies prevail.

  • Which one of us is a filthy, vile, awful betrayer?

  • Who is loyal?

  • Let's find out.

  • It is time to play The Resistance.

  • ASHLEY CLEMENTS: I'm Ashley Clements.

  • And I'm an actor, best known on the web for playing Lizzie

  • Bennet in "The Lizzie Bennet Diaries".

  • AMY OKUDA: I'm Amy Okuda.

  • And I'm an actress.

  • And I think most people on the internet will know me as

  • Tinkerbella from "The Guild".

  • ALLISON SCAGLIOTTI: My name is Alison Scagliotti.

  • I'm an actor and a Virgo.

  • Right now, I play Claudia Donovan on "Warehouse 13."

  • FELICIA DAY: I am Felicia Day.

  • And I do a variety of things with acting,

  • writing, and producing.

  • And they are mostly on the internet.

  • WIL WHEATON: Welcome to The Resistance.

  • You will be able to identify me as we play,

  • because I am the dude.

  • ALLISON SCAGLIOTTI: Ah, yes.

  • WIL WHEATON: Amy is going to be the leader

  • in the first round.

  • And now we will find out who is loyal and who is a spy, as

  • I mix the cards up.

  • ASHLEY CLEMENTS: Better get my game face on.

  • WIL WHEATON: Ready?

  • There you go, Felicia, Ashley, Amy, Scaggs.

  • ALLISON SCAGLIOTTI: I'm talking about.

  • WIL WHEATON: Wil.

  • All right, everybody look at your card, find out if you are

  • loyal or a spy.

  • Everybody knows who they are now.

  • OK, so everyone close your eyes.

  • Now spies open your eyes and make eye

  • contact with each other.

  • FELICIA DAY: So I'm a spy.

  • ALLISON SCAGLIOTTI: Finding out that I'm a spy, I'm a

  • little bummed out.

  • That makes my job a little harder.

  • My job is to now throw people off my scent.

  • But I think I'm up for the challenge.

  • WIL WHEATON: Spies, you all know who you are.

  • Close your eyes, please.

  • Now everyone, open your eyes.

  • ASHLEY CLEMENTS: Her eyes didn't dilate.

  • This one's a spy.

  • WIL WHEATON: Wow, look at that.

  • ALLISON SCAGLIOTTI: Wow, that was really quick.

  • ASHLEY CLEMENTS: Your eyes were exactly the same.

  • FELICIA DAY: So easy.

  • So easy.

  • It's so easy.

  • I told you.

  • ALLISON SCAGLIOTTI: The ladies doth

  • protest too much, methinks.

  • WIL WHEATON: Yeah.

  • FELICIA DAY: Oh, no, no, look at her face.

  • AMY OKUDA: It's not.

  • No.

  • I'm.

  • No.

  • WIL WHEATON: OK.

  • ALLISON SCAGLIOTTI: This is not convincing.

  • ASHLEY CLEMENTS: I made eye contact with this one as soon

  • as she open her eyes, and there was no dilation.

  • They were exactly the same.

  • Allison's pupils did not change at all the second she

  • opened them, as if they had just been opened.

  • So she's a spy.

  • ALLISON SCAGLIOTTI: I'm a resistance.

  • Look, I'm wearing blue.

  • No, I'm totally a spy.

  • WIL WHEATON: Amy, you're the leader.

  • Who would you like to have go on this first mission.

  • You need to nominate two players for this mission.

  • Who would you like to nominate?

  • AMY OKUDA: Well, I would like to nominate myself.

  • WIL WHEATON: Of course you would.

  • AMY OKUDA: Because--

  • WIL WHEATON: Because you're a spy.

  • AMY OKUDA: No, I'm not a spy.

  • FELICIA DAY: I think you're a spy.

  • You're a spy.

  • Look at your little face.

  • AMY OKUDA: I'm not-- you guys, really.

  • ALLISON SCAGLIOTTI: It's exactly what spies do when

  • they're the leader.

  • You nominate yourself.

  • AMY OKUDA: My game plan is to have someone believe me.

  • WIL WHEATON: So there, that's the gun you're

  • carrying on the mission.

  • Be careful with it.

  • [BANG, BANG]

  • And who else would you like to nominate?

  • AMY OKUDA: I mean, I don't know.

  • ALLISON SCAGLIOTTI: Look at her closed body

  • language, you guys.

  • FELICIA DAY: No, I know--

  • AMY OKUDA: It's so you.

  • FELICIA DAY: I'm just trying to find another one.

  • ASHLEY CLEMENTS: She's the spy.

  • You're picking the spy?

  • ALLISON SCAGLIOTTI: That's just mean.

  • AMY OKUDA: Because I think she's a spy.

  • ASHLEY CLEMENTS: Yeah, but she's not going to give it

  • away the first round.

  • FELICIA DAY: I think one of these two is a spy, because

  • you're so easy.

  • ASHLEY CLEMENTS: Yeah, exactly, I'm so easy, so you

  • know I'm loyal, because I'm a terrible liar.

  • FELICIA DAY: Yeah.

  • WIL WHEATON: I'm suspicious of Amy just because.

  • AMY OKUDA: Everyone's always suspicious.

  • WIL WHEATON: Right, good, now that we've settled that, let's

  • vote, then.

  • So you've got an approve and a reject in front of you.

  • So just flip them over, and we'll see.

  • Majority will rule here, reject, approve, approve,

  • reject, approve.

  • ASHLEY CLEMENTS: Yay.

  • WIL WHEATON: Yeah, I don't want Amy on this mission,

  • because I think Amy's a spy.

  • So here are your cards, your success and fail cards.

  • AMY OKUDA: Thank you.

  • WIL WHEATON: Here's your success and fail cards.

  • So now, do this in secret.

  • If you're loyal, you absolutely must vote blue.

  • And if you are a spy, Amy, you can vote

  • for success or failure.

  • AMY OKUDA: You guys are going to be very sad at the end.

  • ALLISON SCAGLIOTTI: So if I fail this mission, right out

  • of the gate, the whole table is going to know that one of

  • the two of us is a spy.

  • And it's better to wait, I think, until there are at

  • least three people on the mission.

  • WIL WHEATON: So the first thing you're going to do is

  • give me your discards, the ones you are

  • not using to vote.

  • And make sure that nobody sees it, OK?

  • So there and there.

  • Now I'm going to take these and shuffle them around, so we

  • do not inadvertently see them.

  • Great.

  • So now take your voting cards-- also

  • keep them face down--

  • and put them here, together.

  • And then I'll just mix them up.

  • Look suspiciously at each other.

  • All right, let's find out if this

  • first mission has succeeded.

  • Ready?

  • Success, success.

  • [HOORAY, APPLAUSE, SHOUTS]

  • WIL WHEATON: That is one mission down, one success.

  • ASHLEY CLEMENTS: We have learned nothing.

  • FELICIA DAY: Yeah, we learned nothing, because--

  • WIL WHEATON: But, if you're loyal like I am, you're one

  • third of the way to victory--

  • ASHLEY CLEMENTS: Go loyalists.

  • WIL WHEATON: Which is really good.

  • Everything you do in this game gives out some kind of

  • information.

  • So there's the way you behave around the other players.

  • There is the way you vote, whether or not you want the

  • team to go.

  • And then, of course, there's the way that you vote once

  • you're actually on a mission.

  • So there are so many opportunities for obfuscation

  • and deception.

  • Allison, you will be the leader.

  • ALLISON SCAGLIOTTI: I am the leader now.

  • WIL WHEATON: So let's go ahead and put our

  • guns back in the middle.

  • ALLISON SCAGLIOTTI: So I am almost positive--

  • WIL WHEATON: Why do you think I'm a spy?

  • FELICIA DAY: Because you're way too blase.

  • You're like under playing it.

  • You're playing a host versus like being real--

  • WIL WHEATON: I'm not playing a host, dude.

  • I am the host.

  • FELICIA DAY: You're being like very not as Wil-like.

  • ASHLEY CLEMENTS: Mm hm, it's because you're a spy.

  • WIL WHEATON: Like less awesome than normal?

  • FELICIA DAY: I mean, I don't want to say it, but--

  • ALLISON SCAGLIOTTI: I'll say it.

  • You are being less awesome than normal.

  • WIL WHEATON: Ahh no.

  • ALLISON SCAGLIOTTI: Where's the Wil I used to know?

  • WIL WHEATON: I don't know.

  • He's seen some things.

  • He had--

  • ALLISON SCAGLIOTTI: Like a red, spy card, is that what

  • he's seeing?

  • WIL WHEATON: No, like he had to sit through a lot of tampon

  • talk before the cameras rolled.

  • ALLISON SCAGLIOTTI: Well, you brought this on yourself.

  • ASHLEY CLEMENTS: You invited the ladies here.

  • WIL WHEATON: I guess I did, right?

  • ALLISON SCAGLIOTTI: OK.

  • WIL WHEATON: So you're going to put three

  • people on this mission.

  • ALLISON SCAGLIOTTI: OK.

  • AMY OKUDA: Pick me.

  • ALLISON SCAGLIOTTI: There's no way I'm picking you, because I

  • am almost certain you're a spy.

  • AMY OKUDA: You guys are going to be so upset.

  • You guys are going to be so upset later.

  • ALLISON SCAGLIOTTI: I am loyal.

  • So I trust myself.

  • I'm on the first mission.

  • These two, I'm not sure about.

  • ASHLEY CLEMENTS: Really, you trust Felicia and not me?

  • ALLISON SCAGLIOTTI: Yeah, I do trust Felicia.

  • ASHLEY CLEMENTS: But she's all wily, and I'm a terrible liar.

  • FELICIA DAY: But I kind of think you're a spy.

  • AMY OKUDA: I think she's a spy, that's why she keeps

  • telling me that I'm a spy.

  • ALLISON SCAGLIOTTI: I will shown you my card right now.

  • ASHLEY CLEMENTS: Which means she's going to pick two

  • loyalists so that she can tank the mission, if she's a spy.

  • WIL WHEATON: It's a pretty good spy move.

  • You take the two people who you know are loyal, then you

  • fail the mission.

  • And then you're like, ah!

  • FELICIA DAY: So she's using me.

  • I'm your spy beard.

  • AMY OKUDA: Oh, so you two are the spies.

  • ALLISON SCAGLIOTTI: I can't even deal with this.

  • I cannot believe the level of distrust that is

  • being thrown at me.

  • Everybody's turning to me.

  • I think, because I'm wearing a hat, I'm untrustworthy.

  • WIL WHEATON: I trust you.

  • You should put me on the mission, because I'm loyal.

  • ALLISON SCAGLIOTTI: I don't know about this.

  • ASHLEY CLEMENTS: I'm loyal, but I do not trust you.

  • But I will tank your mission.

  • ALLISON SCAGLIOTTI: Why would you tank my-- if you're loyal,

  • why will you tank the mission?

  • ASHLEY CLEMENTS: I won't fail the mission.

  • I will reject--

  • WIL WHEATON: Oh, you're going to vote against it if you're

  • not on the mission?

  • ASHLEY CLEMENTS: I will reject whoever you pick--

  • WIL WHEATON: Just to be spiteful?

  • ASHLEY CLEMENTS: You're a spy.

  • No, I'm rejecting her, because I think she's a spy.

  • ALLISON SCAGLIOTTI: I trust you.

  • ASHLEY CLEMENTS: I just told you I was going to reject.

  • ALLISON SCAGLIOTTI: I think you're on my team, because--

  • WIL WHEATON: Oh, she's making it hard to

  • vote against herself.

  • ALLISON SCAGLIOTTI: I think you're getting really

  • emotional about this.

  • FELICIA DAY: Yeah, I really think she's spy.

  • I'm sorry.

  • Her lips are so glossy.

  • ALLISON SCAGLIOTTI: Well, you know what?

  • WIL WHEATON: Her lips are always glossy.

  • AMY OKUDA: Yay!

  • WIL WHEATON: What?

  • ALLISON SCAGLIOTTI: If this tanks, I know it's one of you.

  • If this tanks, then it's definitely you.

  • And it might be you.

  • AMY OKUDA: No, if it tanks, it might be you, because you're

  • just pinning it on us.

  • FELICIA DAY: First of all, I am 100%

  • certain there is at least--

  • WIL WHEATON: This is the worst mission, ever.

  • FELICIA DAY: One spy over there.

  • I think Wil's a spy.

  • And there's one of you.

  • And I think it's Amy.

  • AMY OKUDA: It's not me.

  • FELICIA DAY: So this mission will fail.

  • AMY OKUDA: We've known each other for so long.

  • ASHLEY CLEMENTS: I think this mission will fail.

  • I'm rejecting this mission, because I think it will fail.

  • FELICIA DAY: Don't play that card, chickadee.

  • WIL WHEATON: Let's vote on the composition of

  • this terrible team.

  • This is the worst team ever.

  • ASHLEY CLEMENTS: Yeah.

  • I'm on it, and I think it's terrible.

  • WIL WHEATON: Yep, go ahead.

  • No, yes, yes, no, yes.

  • AMY OKUDA: Yay.

  • ASHLEY CLEMENTS: OK, now I think maybe you are loyal,

  • because I'm loyal, and we both rejected it.

  • WIL WHEATON: Well, because we're not stupid.

  • ASHLEY CLEMENTS: Yeah.

  • Why did you approve that mission?

  • FELICIA DAY: I don't know.

  • WIL WHEATON: Because you're a spy, and you know

  • that Amy is a spy.

  • FELICIA DAY: No, I didn't, because--

  • ASHLEY CLEMENTS: You just said someone is

  • a spy on this mission.

  • WIL WHEATON: We could have scuttled it.

  • FELICIA DAY: OK, can I revote?

  • Can I revote.

  • AMY OKUDA: No.

  • ASHLEY CLEMENTS: No.

  • FELICIA DAY: No, seriously, I didn't think it through.

  • AMY OKUDA: You're a spy.

  • WIL WHEATON: No.

  • FELICIA DAY: No, I am not a spy.

  • AMY OKUDA: You two are the spies.

  • WIL WHEATON: You know what's going to happen?

  • The baby milk factory is going to get burned to the ground

  • because of you.

  • FELICIA DAY: No.

  • Can I revote now, seriously.

  • ALLISON SCAGLIOTTI: Wait, what game are we playing?

  • ASHLEY CLEMENTS: We burn down baby milk factories?

  • WIL WHEATON: I'm playing with the game in my head.

  • FELICIA DAY: Can I revote?

  • WIL WHEATON: We're trying to stop the government from

  • burning down the baby milk factory.

  • FELICIA DAY: No, I get really confused.

  • Can I just change my vote.

  • AMY OKUDA: No.

  • WIL WHEATON: No.

  • You can't.

  • FELICIA DAY: Now I'm really upset.

  • Because I'm not a spy.

  • WIL WHEATON: Who's on the mission?

  • AMY OKUDA: I am.

  • ASHLEY CLEMENTS: I'm on the mission.

  • ALLISON SCAGLIOTTI: This corner of--

  • WIL WHEATON: Amy--

  • ALLISON SCAGLIOTTI: Ladies over here.

  • WIL WHEATON: Alison, Ashley.

  • So one of the babies who doesn't get baby milk--

  • FELICIA DAY: No, I should've.

  • WIL WHEATON: His name--

  • FELICIA DAY: I really am sad, because I

  • didn't think it through.

  • I thought I was being crafty, but then I know--

  • WIL WHEATON: His name is Geoffrey--

  • FELICIA DAY: Stop it.

  • WIL WHEATON: Geoffrey with a G. So take your reject cards

  • and put them out here, please.

  • AMY OKUDA: But this is exciting.

  • ASHLEY CLEMENTS: If this succeeds, I trust all of you.

  • WIL WHEATON: OK, ready?

  • FELICIA DAY: There's no way this'll succeed.

  • I messed up.

  • WIL WHEATON: Geoffrey, I'm really sorry.

  • FELICIA DAY: You're awful.

  • WIL WHEATON: I'm sorry.

  • FELICIA DAY: I know you're a spy, just because you're being

  • such a [BLEEP].

  • AMY OKUDA: We're going to save Geoffrey.

  • WIL WHEATON: Ready?

  • And fail.

  • ALLISON SCAGLIOTTI: Oh.

  • AMY OKUDA: Ah.

  • WIL WHEATON: And success and success.

  • AMY OKUDA: It's one of you.

  • ASHLEY CLEMENTS: It's one of you.

  • AMY OKUDA: No, I swear.

  • I swear.

  • I swear it's not me.

  • ASHLEY CLEMENTS: Because I'm loyal.

  • This is what I said.

  • This is why I tried to take--

  • this is why I rejected this.

  • AMY OKUDA: It's you.

  • ASHLEY CLEMENTS: Because one of these people is a spy.

  • AMY OKUDA: It's totally you.

  • FELICIA DAY: I did the whole charade of wanting to change

  • my vote, because I knew Alison was a spy.

  • So I wanted her to go on the mission and fail it.

  • But I didn't want everybody else to think that I was

  • helping her.

  • So I made this whole charade about the babies and how I

  • wanted to change my vote, even though I knew that Wil, such a

  • stickler for rules, would not let me revote.

  • ASHLEY CLEMENTS: Turn in the pieces.

  • WIL WHEATON: All right, two players go on this mission.

  • I am the leader.

  • I am nominating myself, because I know that I'm loyal.

  • And I'm nominating Felicia, because I play this enough

  • with you to know that, when you're a spy, I

  • like to see you lie.

  • If Felicia is not a spy, she really screwed up voting to

  • approve the team for the second mission.

  • If Felicia is loyal, this round is her opportunity at

  • redemption.

  • ALLISON SCAGLIOTTI: Well there can't be two spies on one

  • mission team.

  • ASHLEY CLEMENTS: I know, amongst the three of us, that

  • there's only one spy, which means one of you two is a spy.

  • ALLISON SCAGLIOTTI: One over here.

  • AMY OKUDA: Unless you two are spies.

  • FELICIA DAY: Because you guys are all together, you can be

  • touching each other and signaling.

  • You could have a hand signal.

  • AMY OKUDA: Unless you two are spies.

  • WIL WHEATON: Oh, there's like a whole complicated series of

  • foot commands?

  • FELICIA DAY: Exactly.

  • ALLISON SCAGLIOTTI: How would we have been able to

  • communicate that to each other, though?

  • AMY OKUDA: You guys are both redheads.

  • I don't know.

  • You guys probably have your language that you--

  • ALLISON SCAGLIOTTI: Because that's kind of

  • weird ginger hate.

  • FELICIA DAY: What just happened?

  • WIL WHEATON: What was that?

  • ALLISON SCAGLIOTTI: I can't work like this.

  • Whoa.

  • Whoa.

  • Whoa.

  • ASHLEY CLEMENTS: I didn't come here to be treated with this

  • kind of ginger-racism.

  • It's inappropriate.

  • AMY OKUDA: Are all redheads spies?

  • Very much so.

  • ALLISON SCAGLIOTTI: There's going to be a redhead uprising

  • by the end of this game.

  • I can feel it.

  • Ooh, this game is so political.

  • WIL WHEATON: All right, put out your votes.

  • ASHLEY CLEMENTS: One of them is a spy.

  • It has to be, mathematically.

  • FELICIA DAY: I'm pretty sure of Wil, but

  • I don't know anymore.

  • WIL WHEATON: Oh my god, this is the worst.

  • FELICIA DAY: All right, whatever.

  • Whatever guys.

  • WIL WHEATON: Really?

  • ASHLEY CLEMENTS: One of you is a spy.

  • FELICIA DAY: I think you could be a spy, because you think

  • that we're both loyal, and you don't want us to go and to

  • succeed this mission.

  • ASHLEY CLEMENTS: That's not the case.

  • WIL WHEATON: Yeah.

  • I think that's going on right now.

  • ALLISON SCAGLIOTTI: That makes sense.

  • WIL WHEATON: I think that's going on right now.

  • ASHLEY CLEMENTS: I don't know about Wil.

  • He could be a spy.

  • WIL WHEATON: Ready?

  • ASHLEY CLEMENTS: Listen, because he's trying to--

  • WIL WHEATON: Success.

  • ASHLEY CLEMENTS: And he's covering for himself.

  • WIL WHEATON: Success.

  • FELICIA DAY: Oh good.

  • OK, OK, now I feel better.

  • ASHLEY CLEMENTS: You know what, one of

  • them is being sneaky.

  • Because it's the two-round.

  • FELICIA DAY: So in round three, I'm

  • playing a success card.

  • Because I know, if I don't, I will automatically

  • be outed as a spy.

  • I don't think people mistrust Wil enough to

  • think he was a spy.

  • So if a fail card comes up, they're going to

  • automatically out me.

  • And I don't want to do that.

  • Because the best way to be a spy is to hide in the three

  • player missions.

  • AMY OKUDA: Yeah, in the beginning, I thought

  • Felicia was a spy.

  • But I don't know anymore.

  • ASHLEY CLEMENTS: If Amy and Allison are both spies, they

  • wouldn't have kept putting each other on the missions,

  • which means that either Felicia or Wil is a spy.

  • And I think they just succeeded that mission to mess

  • with my head.

  • WIL WHEATON: Felicia, you're the leader.

  • You have to choose three people, dear.

  • FELICIA DAY: So I need to choose three people.

  • I want this to succeed, because we win--

  • WIL WHEATON: Right.

  • FELICIA DAY: If I choose well.

  • So I'm definitely going to pick me, because I know that.

  • And then we just did the last mission, so I'm

  • going to pick you.

  • WIL WHEATON: OK.

  • Good choice.

  • FELICIA DAY: Definitely not Amy.

  • AMY OKUDA: No.

  • FELICIA DAY: No, no, no, you are so.

  • No, you are 100% a spy, OK?

  • AMY OKUDA: No, I'm not.

  • FELICIA DAY: So between these two, I have to pick one who I

  • think is loyal.

  • You were trying too hard earlier.

  • And you are not trying at all

  • I'm trying not to look at Allison very much, but every

  • so often I will feel energy coming off her.

  • And I'm like, I'm trying to get it.

  • [MORSE CODE BEEPS]

  • ALLISON SCAGLIOTTI: I think the fact that both of the

  • spies were gingers definitely gave us

  • a telepathic advantage.

  • FELICIA DAY: I actually think you two--

  • AMY OKUDA: I am not a spy.

  • FELICIA DAY: I think you two are the spies.

  • So I am going to choose you.

  • WIL WHEATON: I'm pretty confident that

  • Felicia is not a spy.

  • I've played this with Felicia a few times.

  • And she's not a very good liar.

  • Either Felicia has become the best liar ever, in the last 18

  • hours, or she is also loyal.

  • FELICIA DAY: He is going to be very surprised when it turns

  • out that I'm a spy.

  • Because I actually gained his confidence,

  • which blows my mind.

  • WIL WHEATON: OK, let's vote.

  • ASHLEY CLEMENTS: In that case, I guess?

  • I don't know.

  • You guys are good actors.

  • WIL WHEATON: Ready?

  • Yes.

  • FELICIA DAY: Amy you're--

  • WIL WHEATON: Ah [BLEEP].

  • FELICIA DAY: See, that's actually good, because--

  • WIL WHEATON: No, it's not.

  • FELICIA DAY: She vote against it, because she--

  • WIL WHEATON: No, it's not good.

  • It's not good.

  • ASHLEY CLEMENTS: Yeah, because one of the spies approved it.

  • WIL WHEATON: It's not good.

  • One of the spies said yes.

  • I think this is bad news for us.

  • OK, success.

  • AMY OKUDA: Told you.

  • I hope you're happy.

  • WIL WHEATON: Success, success, fail.

  • ALLISON SCAGLIOTTI: I absolutely have to divert

  • attention from Felicia at this point.

  • Everyone suspects me, so fine, I will take the heat.

  • ASHLEY CLEMENTS: This game has destroyed my ability to trust.

  • ALLISON SCAGLIOTTI: I got this.

  • WIL WHEATON: Go, how do you got it?

  • ALLISON SCAGLIOTTI: Tinker, tailor, soldier, spy.

  • WIL WHEATON: I'm not a spy.

  • FELICIA DAY: I'm sweating right now.

  • Wil, please tell me you're not a spy.

  • WIL WHEATON: I'm not a spy.

  • ASHLEY CLEMENTS: It's one of you two.

  • God.

  • AMY OKUDA: It's one of these two.

  • WIL WHEATON: I have never been more disappointed to not be a

  • spy in a game of Resistance in my life.

  • I am loyal.

  • I'm not a spy.

  • I am not a spy.

  • ASHLEY CLEMENTS: Put your trustworthy

  • puppy-dog eyes away.

  • AMY OKUDA: I think she's a spy.

  • ASHLEY CLEMENTS: I don't know who to believe.

  • AMY OKUDA: She's a spy.

  • WIL WHEATON: Put your discard on the table.

  • Make sure no one can see it.

  • ASHLEY CLEMENTS: Discard.

  • WIL WHEATON: Discard.

  • FELICIA DAY: This is this card, right?

  • WIL WHEATON: This is not what you want to happen.

  • FELICIA DAY: I'm sweating right now.

  • Hopefully this is three fail cards.

  • Put your success cards out.

  • Please be success cards.

  • Please be success cards.

  • Please be success cards.

  • I'm going to vomit.

  • I might vomit.

  • ASHLEY CLEMENTS: This guy's a spy.

  • FELICIA DAY: You're accusing a lot of people, right now, OK?

  • ASHLEY CLEMENTS: I know.

  • WIL WHEATON: I'm not a spy, not a spy.

  • All right, here we go.

  • Here we go.

  • ALLISON SCAGLIOTTI: I can't help you here.

  • You just touched my arm, and your hand is so clammy.

  • You are so nervous.

  • AMY OKUDA: Oh my gosh, my stress level is like way

  • higher than I could ever tolerate.

  • WIL WHEATON: OK, here we go.

  • Ready?

  • ALLISON SCAGLIOTTI: Success.

  • FELICIA DAY: OK, OK.

  • Well, that's me.

  • ASHLEY CLEMENTS: That's me.

  • WIL WHEATON: God!

  • It's Ashley.

  • It's Ashley.

  • ASHLEY CLEMENTS: No, I think it's Wil.

  • WIL WHEATON: Got you.

  • ASHLEY CLEMENTS: He's accusing me.

  • WIL WHEATON: It's Ashley.

  • I promise you, it's not me.

  • It's Ashley.

  • ASHLEY CLEMENTS: It's not me.

  • It's Wil.

  • AMY OKUDA: It's both of them, hello?

  • ASHLEY CLEMENTS: I think she's a spy, and I think one of you

  • two are spies.

  • WIL WHEATON: Now what do we do?

  • ASHLEY CLEMENTS: And I don't know who to trust.

  • And I have to be leader.

  • And I don't know who to pick.

  • I think it's Wil.

  • WIL WHEATON: God damn it, I lose this game.

  • Why do I always lose on "Table Top"?

  • ASHLEY CLEMENTS: Well, obviously, I'm going to put

  • myself in, because I'm loyal.

  • And I really am so confused about who to

  • trust at this point.

  • ALLISON SCAGLIOTTI: What are you hiding?

  • Your hands are under the table.

  • AMY OKUDA: I'm not a spy.

  • ALLISON SCAGLIOTTI: They're clammy.

  • AMY OKUDA: I'm very clammy, because I'm very nervous.

  • ASHLEY CLEMENTS: I actually think I trust Amy right now,

  • which maybe I'm a crazy person.

  • AMY OKUDA: She's the only one.

  • And you're probably a spy.

  • ASHLEY CLEMENTS: I think, between Felicia and Wil, I'm

  • going to trust Felicia.

  • There's your gun.

  • I don't know if I'm right.

  • I really don't.

  • FELICIA DAY: What is this old man look?

  • Oo-er?

  • WIL WHEATON: Because I know that one of you is a spy.

  • And it is going to be the worst day of my life if it's

  • you, and you've completely fooled me.

  • FELICIA DAY: No, no, listen.

  • WIL WHEATON: That'll be worse than losing this game.

  • If you've successfully played me into thinking

  • you're loyal, like--

  • FELICIA DAY: No, listen, I'm sweating under the arms,

  • because I am worried now.

  • WIL WHEATON: I have to come to your

  • house and do your laundry.

  • There is a spy on this mission.

  • I don't know who it is, but I know that there's a spy on

  • this mission.

  • And if this mission is approved,

  • the resistance loses.

  • And I lose.

  • Again!

  • The only way that we can do this is get the leadership

  • away from Ashley and Amy and hope that Allison is loyal.

  • And then we put the three of us on the final

  • mission, and we win.

  • AMY OKUDA: He's a spy.

  • No, he's a spy, that's why he wants--

  • WIL WHEATON: That is the only--

  • ASHLEY CLEMENTS: I think he's a spy.

  • WIL WHEATON: That is the only way.

  • I promise you I'm not a spy.

  • It only takes one to take it.

  • That's why this mission--

  • this team can't go.

  • This team can't go.

  • We have to stop this team from going.

  • ASHLEY CLEMENTS: Because he's a spy, and he knows

  • we're all not spies?

  • I don't know.

  • I really don't know anymore.

  • WIL WHEATON: If you're loyal, you want to vote no.

  • FELICIA DAY: He's working so hard to tank this mission.

  • WIL WHEATON: No, I don't want this mission to go, because I

  • want to win the game!

  • FELICIA DAY: Let's vote.

  • Let's just vote.

  • Can we vote?

  • ASHLEY CLEMENTS: He's a spy.

  • I think he's a spy.

  • FELICIA DAY: Let's just vote.

  • Let's do it.

  • AMY OKUDA: I don't know.

  • FELICIA DAY: Let's just do it.

  • Let's vote.

  • ASHLEY CLEMENTS: Wow.

  • WIL WHEATON: Resistance loses.

  • FELICIA DAY: No.

  • Why don't you pass out the cards, and we'll find out.

  • WIL WHEATON: Resistance loses.

  • ALLISON SCAGLIOTTI: You guys don't know yet.

  • WIL WHEATON: I don't need to pass the cards out.

  • I know that the resistance loses.

  • FELICIA DAY: Oh, come on.

  • You're sad, because the spies are losing.

  • WIL WHEATON: That's the one you need.

  • That's the one you need.

  • ASHLEY CLEMENTS: Give me my success card.

  • FELICIA DAY: Oh come on, dude.

  • WIL WHEATON: Oh, all right, OK.

  • ASHLEY CLEMENTS: Is this the rejects?

  • WIL WHEATON: Put your reject cards out.

  • ASHLEY CLEMENTS: Oh, I hope I was right.

  • And we'll just shuffle them up, just for fun.

  • Now put out your--

  • FELICIA DAY: Wil, you talk way too much.

  • I'm sorry, I think we actually win the game right now.

  • WIL WHEATON: This is the last turn of the game.

  • ASHLEY CLEMENTS: Oh my God!

  • [SHOUTING]

  • WIL WHEATON: Oh, who's not on the mission?

  • Oh no, what happened?

  • AMY OKUDA: You're a spy.

  • ALLISON SCAGLIOTTI: Don't leave me hanging.

  • FELICIA DAY: Ahh!

  • Booh-yah.

  • ALLISON SCAGLIOTTI: Yeah, boy!

  • WIL WHEATON: Are you the spy?

  • ALLISON SCAGLIOTTI: Yeah!

  • WIL WHEATON: Shut the [BLEEP]

  • up!

  • You're a spy?

  • [ECHOING SCREAM]

  • AMY OKUDA: I knew she was a spy.

  • ASHLEY CLEMENTS: Felicia, I feel so betrayed.

  • WIL WHEATON: [ECHOING SCREAM]

  • ALLISON SCAGLIOTTI: Don't trust the redheads.

  • We're all spies.

  • WIL WHEATON: [ECHOING SCREAM]

  • ALLISON SCAGLIOTTI: She owned you.

  • WIL WHEATON: You owned me.

  • I will come to your house.

  • I will do your laundry.

  • You are amazing.

  • Turn your card over.

  • You are phenomenal.

  • ALLISON SCAGLIOTTI: Look at that, she's the hot spy and

  • everything.

  • WIL WHEATON: You are incredible.

  • FELICIA DAY: That's why I'm winning.

  • WIL WHEATON: The bad news is, we are on the loser's couch.

  • The good news is, if we were actually members of a

  • resistance, we'd probably be in front of a firing squad,

  • right now, instead of a camera crew, so--

  • ASHLEY CLEMENTS: We're alive.

  • AMY OKUDA: I would've rather won.

  • WIL WHEATON: Yeah, me too.

  • ASHLEY CLEMENTS: Yeah, me too.

  • WIL WHEATON: I know.

  • I sort of blame myself.

  • I blame myself a little bit.

  • ASHLEY CLEMENTS: I blame you a little bit, too.

  • AMY OKUDA: I blame you a lot.

  • ASHLEY CLEMENTS: I mean, I think we can blame Felicia--

  • WIL WHEATON: I'm sorry.

  • ASHLEY CLEMENTS: Honestly.

  • AMY OKUDA: She was the best liar in the

  • history of the world.

  • WIL WHEATON: Felicia, you've changed.

  • You used to be an honest person who was bad at lying.

  • Hollywood has changed you.

  • I'm going to go downstairs to the wall of victory.

  • AMY OKUDA: Have fun.

  • WIL WHEATON: Probably not.

  • ASHLEY CLEMENTS: I believed you.

  • WIL WHEATON: Oh, all right, let's do this.

  • Fetch me the wall of victory.

  • ALLISON SCAGLIOTTI: What?

  • FELICIA DAY: What is this?

  • ALLISON SCAGLIOTTI: Oho.

  • FELICIA DAY: This is a lot to take in.

  • WIL WHEATON: Last season we had this amazing, expensive,

  • gorgeous trophy that we always had to take back, because it

  • was so amazing and gorgeous.

  • So this year, rather than taking a trophy back, we

  • wanted to give you something that you can keep, like this

  • beautiful Certificate of Awesome.

  • FELICIA DAY: It's lovely.

  • ALLISON SCAGLIOTTI: What?

  • Oh, wow, look how official this is,

  • World's Best Second Cousin.

  • WIL WHEATON: I'll fix that.

  • I have a fancy pen, so you know it's official.

  • ALLISON SCAGLIOTTI: Use my back.

  • WIL WHEATON: Watch this.

  • FELICIA DAY: That's convenient.

  • WIL WHEATON: Da-da duh duh da duh.

  • FELICIA DAY: Nice quill there.

  • WIL WHEATON: "Table Top"--

  • FELICIA DAY: This is going to be awkward--

  • WIL WHEATON: Winner.

  • Now I'm going to sign it, so that it's all official and

  • worth at least $5 on eBay.

  • Ladies?

  • FELICIA DAY: Yes.

  • WIL WHEATON: This is your certificate, congratulations.

  • Make your speech.

  • FELICIA DAY: I'd like to thank you for being such a fall guy.

  • WIL WHEATON: You're welcome.

  • And you?

  • ALLISON SCAGLIOTTI: Thanks for trusting Felicia so much.

  • She really led us down here, to the winners wall.

  • And thank you guys for having me.

  • This was awesome.

  • WIL WHEATON: I'm glad you had fun.

  • It was great for us to have you on the show.

  • Oh, one last little bit of business before you go.

  • This is actually real gold, so I just got to take that back.

  • But don't worry.

  • Look, you're all set.

  • FELICIA DAY: Oh, that's beautiful.

  • ALLISON SCAGLIOTTI: It's so indie.

  • WIL WHEATON: Until next time, play more games.

  • And we'll see you right back here on "Table Top."

  • FELICIA DAY: Who gets to keep this?

  • WIL WHEATON: Maybe you're going to have to tear it in

  • half or something or do a photocopy.

  • ALLISON SCAGLIOTTI: I think you need it, because you won.

  • FELICIA DAY: No, no, no, no.

  • WIL WHEATON: You know, I'd say, trust her with it, and

  • then you can share custody.

  • But she's a liar.

  • ALLISON SCAGLIOTTI: It's OK.

  • But yeah, well, we worked together.

  • FELICIA DAY: Yeah, we worked together.

  • I'm going to give this to you, because my victory

  • is every time I--

  • [MUSIC PLAYING]

WIL WHEATON: Long before I piloted a starship around the

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