Lauren works here

Lauren在這裡工作

Always turn on the Nylon's sign

記得一定要打開Nylon的展示燈

make sure the newest issue is out

如果有誰出去了要即時知道

and make sure that you're consistently smiling

還有要確定你自己有一直保持微笑

It's gonna be rough

這應該會很困難

hi

嗨

wow

哇

hi, hi

嗨，嗨！

I'm filling in for an hour

我在這裡代班一個小時

Nice to meet you (Nice to meet you)

很高興見到你(很高興見到你)

You have great hair

你的髮型很棒！

Hello, sir (Oh!)

你好，先生 (噢！)

Hi, how are you

嗨，你好嗎

Hi, good. I'm your new receptionist for a bit

嗨，我很好。我暫時會是你新的接待員

wow, this is weird

哇，感覺好怪

Am I too much a fan if I took a picture with you?

如果我說我要跟你照張相會讓我變得很像瘋狂粉絲嗎

No, nothing else of that, totally

不會，完全不會！

We're gonna take Nylon in the background, one two three

我們用Nylon的招牌來當背景，一二三！

We should act like we're working

我們應該假裝我們在工作

Oh, yeah yeah, sure yeah

噢！對對對，當然

Wait, one silly one

等等，來個白癡一點的姿勢

(Are you ok to stay there on your own) yeah, yeah of course haha

(你一個人在那裡沒問題嗎？)當然啦沒問題，哈哈

What are you doing here?

你在這裡做什麼？

I am... I'm preparing for my next role at the moment

我在...現在在準備我下部作品的角色

It's already proving to be like the hardest thing I've ever done

目前為止大概已經證明了這是我做過最難的一件事

Hi

嗨

Oh my god!

喔！我的天哪！

What can I do for you

有什麼能夠為你做的嗎？

I love your work in Harry Poter

我喜歡你在哈利波特裡的表現！

Thank you very much

非常謝謝你！

And the horse play you did

還有你演馬的那一部！

The horse yes... (I didn't see it)

喔對還有馬的那部...(我沒看啦)

No, no, no, don't worry, that's fine

喔，不用擔心，沒關係啦

It was... yes a while ago

那個...反正那個也已經過了一陣子了

Hey, how are you doing?

嘿，你還好嗎？

Hey, you're not Lauren

嘿，你不是Lauren啊

I'm not Lauren, I'm a much..

我不是Lauren，我是比較...

I'm like the cut price, much less efficient version of Lauren.

比較像是半吊子、比較不專業的Lauren

Unless you're like need a bathroom key, we're pretty much out of options.

除非你只是需要化妝室的鑰匙，不然我們其實沒有太多選擇

What about stamps?

那麼Stan呢？

What about stamps, let's see.

Stan喔，我們來看看

I'm not sure if I can, uhh, help you out right now.

我不確定我是不是...痾不確定我現在有沒有辦法幫你

You might wanna come back when someone more experienced is working here.

你可能會想要等一個比較有經驗的人來上班的時候再來一次

I, I, I just need the bathroom key

我需要化妝室的鑰匙

Yes, I only have that one, is that girl's as well?

好！我這裡只有這把，這把也可以用嗎？

Oh, it's that, fantastic (Oh I usually use this)

噢！是那把，太棒了！(我通常都是用這把鑰匙)

Oh, document, document, oh my

噢，文件、文件，我的天啊

I have no idea really what to do now

我現在真的不知道可以做什麼

Who's this for?

這要給誰的？

I'm like, Lauren!

我...啊啊啊啊啊啊

Hey there. Hi there, how are you doing?

嘿你好。嘿，你好嗎

Good, I need to see Truty.

很好，我要見Truty

Truty, ummm, yes, I'll get her, Lauren!

Truty，嗯，好，我幫你接洽她。Lauren!

Is Truty around? (Um, yes)

Truty在嗎？(恩，她在)

Who's, who's... can I see it? (Serina.) Serina, Serina! Serina is here to see Truty

請位...請問是哪位，我可以看一下嗎？(Serina) Serina, Serina! Serina想要見Truty

See? I'm getting better!

看吧！我越來越好了！

Do you want anything? You know what I'm saying?

你想不想要來點什麼？你知道我在說什麼吧？

No, I'm good, I'm all good, yeah I'm struggling with the pressure

不用啦我很好，我一切都好，對我正在努力處理我的壓力問題

(cough) I'm cracking already, it's not that good

(咳嗽)我已經快崩潰了，其實不太好

Literally every person who passes in front of that door

不誇張，當每個人靠近那扇門的時候

I'm just thinking "oh, don't need to come in here, don't need anything."

我都在想"喔！拜託不要進來，拜託不需要做任何事情！"

This is going out, if the messenger doesn't come pick it up in 10 minutes,

這個要送出去，如果快遞十分鐘內沒有來拿

i need to know

我需要知道

(I wonder where's Truty) TRUTY!!!!

(我在想Truty在哪裡) TRUTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

uhhh, ummm, she'll, she'll be right with you.

痾...恩...她...她馬上就到

Would you mind actually calling her extension?

或許你可以打她的分機看看

Oh, okay.

噢，好！

Am I being blind?

我瞎了嗎(我找不到)

I'm here for a pickup

我來這裡拿一個包裹

Oh, what are you picking up?

噢，你要拿什麼？

uh, I don't know. Lauren, I only spoke to Lauren.

恩，我也不清楚。Lauren呢，我只有跟Lauren連絡過

Does that make any..., Does that mean anything to you? (No, no, no, no)

這個...這個是你的名字嗎？(不是不是)

No, that's not me

不是，那不是我的

Hi

嗨

Hey

嘿

Hey, I have a meeting with Merisa.

嘿，我來找Merisa開會

uh, Merisa, yes I will... uhhh, take, take a seat.

恩..Merisa，好，我會...痾你先坐一下

(Take a seat? Okay.) Dan, I mightn't have said hi.

(坐一下嗎？好) 我是Dan，我剛剛打過招呼了嗎

Dan? Yeah. Are you new?

Dan? 你是新來的嗎？

I'm very new, yeah very new and very shit.

沒錯我才剛來，超級新手超級菜

Uhmmm. Are you from the England office?

恩....你是從英國分部來的？

Yes! I'll go with that

是啦也可以這樣說

If this works, this is the first time I've done this, I'm sorry about this.

這個可以用嗎？這是我第一次弄這個，我很抱歉

Uh, no, that's all good.

恩，沒關係啦

I'm running late anyway, so I guess it's technically my fault

我本來就要遲到了，我猜大概算是我的錯啦

She's not picking up, Joe, I'm sorry

她沒接電話欸Joe，我很抱歉

I have a meeting, you know

欸我有一個會要開欸，你知道的吧

Uh, one, one moment

痾，等一下

You go find her? Yeah. Okay.

你要去找他嗎？ 對！ 好。

This new guy sucks.

這個新來的爛透了

I can't stand the stress of this, I don't know how you f**king do this

我根本無法承受這樣的壓力，我真的不知道TMD你們怎麼做得下去

I don't know how you do this.

我不知道你們怎麼做到的

I really don't know, this is...

我真的不知道...這真的是...

like... people come in and you just need to know what they need

就像...人們走進來然後你就要知道他們需要什麼

It's terrifying

嚇死我了