I'm going to ask people to have sex with me

我將會去問人和我做愛

Do you want to have sex with me?

你想和我做愛嗎？

Honey, you are ok or you have any...? Get outta here

哈尼，妳還好吧還是妳有...？ 走開吧妳

You're gonna be in jail for these funny things, you know? I'm gonna call the police now...

妳會因為這些搞怪的事被關，妳知道嗎？ 我現在要叫警察來...

We got a call that you guys approached the guy

我們接到一通電話說你們接觸這位仁兄

and you asked him if he wanted to have sex with you

然後妳問他是否要和妳做愛

I'd like to see what you got in your camera

我想看看你相機裡拍了些什麼

This is a big offense, you know?

這是個大罪，你知道嗎？

This is not China or whatever you from

這裡不是中國，或者說不管你哪來的...

You can go to jail for being funny

你可以因為搞怪被關的

Would you have sex with me?

你願意和我做愛嗎？

Oh... my God

哦... 我的天

Yes? No?

好? 不好?

Pretty please?

拜偷？

You can just kind of lay there... and I'll do my thing

你只需要躺在那... 然後我會自己來

-Why not? -Ok, let's go

-有何不可？ -Ok，走吧

I was gonna ask you guys if you'd be down to have sex with me?

我本想問你們說要不要和我做愛

Both of us? I would definitely have sex with you

我們兩個？我肯定會和妳做愛

-But, literally, right now? My house is right over there -I'll go right now

-可是，實際點，現在嗎？ 我家在那邊而已 -我現在就去

What about you, are you down? -Yeah, why not?

那你呢，你也要？ -是啊，為何不？

...do you want to have sex with me

...你想和我做愛嗎

-Well, since she's my girlfriend... -Oh, are you guys together? I'm sorry

-唔，由於她是我女友... -哦，你們兩位是一起的？不好意思

I mean... So no?

我意思是... 所以不行？

Wanna have sex with me? -Yeah. My house is like right over there

想和我做愛嗎？ -好啊. -我住的地方在那邊而已

I don't know if this is serious

我不知道這是不是認真的

Would you like to hang out with us first? You wanna just go do it right now?

妳要先和我們閒晃打屁一下嗎？ 妳想現在就去做？

It'll be really quick, just like 15 minutes

很快的，只要差不多１５分鐘

-That's totally fine with me. -Ok, ready to go? -Yeah, let's go.

-那不是問題 -Ok，要走了嗎？ -好啊，走

I better not be getting robbed right now

我最好不要被仙人跳了

Let me know if this is too forward... if you want to have sex with me?

讓我知道如果太直接了點... 假如你想要和我做愛？

Hold on... Mom, can I call you back?... Ok

等一下... 老媽，我等等打給妳？... Ok

-Where's the camera? -It's at my house. -I'm going to have to respectfully decline, I'm sorry

-鏡頭在哪？ -在我家裡 -我只能很恭敬地婉拒了，真抱歉

Do you want to have sex with me?

Do you want to have sex with me?

-Are you out of your mind? -Maybe a little bit. -You've been drinking? -No, I'm completely sober

-妳頭殼壞去了嗎？ -可能有一點。 -妳有喝酒對不對？ -沒，我完全沒喝

You are out of your mind

妳頭殼壞了

In the best kind of way

壞得恰到好處

-You can come to my house if you want... -Ok

-妳可以到我家妳想的話... -Ok

-Oh, is this your dad? -Yeah

-哦，這位是你爸？ -是啊

I just have a question for you. I was just curious if maybe you want to have sex with me. -No

我有個問題要問你。我只是好奇或許你會想和我做愛？ -不

Do you wanna have sex with me? -Are you... what?

你想和我做愛嗎？ -妳是... 什麼？

Yes, I'm serious. My house is right there

是的，我是認真的。我的房子那邊而已

-Ok, I'm down. -Ok, let's do it

-Ok,我去. -Ok,走吧

-Will you have sex with me? -I can't

-你要和我做愛嗎？ -我不行

Maybe... you wanna have sex with me. -Yes

或許...你想和我做愛？ -好

Wanna have sex with me. -Oh, no

想和我做愛？ -喔，不

Maybe you want to have sex with me

或許你想和我做愛

Probably not, we're together

大概不行，我們在一起的

Oh, you guys are dating? -Yeah, yeah, yeah, sorry

哦，你們在約會？ -是的，是，是，抱歉

You guys can do Rock-paper-scissors

你們兩個可以猜拳