I didn't cry in meetings: I didn't wear short skirts:

I put up with the weird upper management guys

that kiss you on the mouth at Christmas:

Is it fair that to be the youngest VP in my company,

I wilI be the oldest mom at preschool?

Not realIy, but that's part of the deal:

I made a choice:

Some women got pregnant: I got promotions:

And I stilI aspire to meet someone

and falI in Iove and get married,

but that is a very high-risk scenario:

And I want a baby now: I'm 37:

It's too much for a first date, isn't it? I said too much:

I'm just gonna go use the:::

(SIGHING LOUDLY)

I'm gonna need this to go: