Right now?

現在？

Yeah.

對。

Ok, hand me your phone.

好，把你的手機給我。

Alright, you ready?

準備好了嗎？

Wait, are you fucking kidding me!?

等等，你在跟我開玩笑嗎？

What?

什麼？

After everything we've talked about you're really still texting this bitch?

我們講了那麼多後，你還是繼續傳訊息給那個婊子？

No. I'm not talking to her at all.

沒有啊，我完全沒跟她來往了。

What? So you're calling me a liar?

所以你的意思是我是騙子囉？

I'm not calling you a liar.

我們沒有說妳是騙子啊！

That's not her texting you right there after you said you'd delete her number!?

這難道不就是你說你會刪掉她的號碼後，她又傳訊息給你的證據嗎？

You're being crazy right now!

妳現在很歇斯底里！

I'm being crazy?

我歇斯底里？

- Oh boy, crazy girl on the plane! - I don't want to do this right now.

- 哦！我是飛機上的瘋女人！ - 我現在不想跟妳吵。

We're in the middle of an airplane!

我們在飛機上欸！

You don't want to do it?

你現在不想吵？

Why? You're worried everyone on this plane is going to find out how much of an asshole you are!?

怎樣？你擔心飛機上的人都會發現你有多混蛋嗎？

OK. You need to calm down.

妳自己冷靜一下。

Where do you think you're going?

你要去哪啊？

I'm going to the bathroom!

我要去廁所！

You are not getting away from this conversation!

你不准給我逃離這個對話！

Let me go to the bathroom!

讓我去廁所！

Oh my god！

天啊！

I can't believe you just followed me all the way to the bathroom on an airplane just to continue an argument.

我不敢相信妳竟然為了繼續吵架而跟著我進飛機上的廁所。

Well, I can't believe you're still texting that stupid girl!

我也不敢相信你竟然還在跟那個蠢女人聯絡！

I already told you I'm not texting her!

我跟妳說了我並沒有傳訊息給她！

You know what your problem is?

你知道你的問題在哪嗎？

What?

哪？

You're not even trying to see things from my perspective.

你根本沒有試著從我的角度看事情。

Well, you know what your problem is?

那妳知道妳的問題是什麼嗎？

What!?

什麼？

You're out of your mind!

妳瘋了！

Oh you are such a dick!

你真是個混帳！

Such a huge dick!

超級大混帳！

Well, maybe if you wouldn't freak out about every little thing and let me explain myself.

如果妳沒有老是為了小事抓狂，並試著讓我為自己解釋的話。

We wouldn't have these problems!

我們或許根本就沒有這些問題了！

Well, by all means then, explain yourself!

好啊，那你就盡一切可能地為你自己辯解啊！

You want me to explain myself right here? Right now?

你要我此時此刻就為自己解釋？

- In the middle of an airplane? - Let them work it out.

- 在飛機上欸？ - 讓他們自己解決。

Yeah! Otherwise we're never gonna talk about it!

對啊！不然我們永遠沒機會談這件事！

Why do you say that?

妳為什麼這樣說？

Because that's what you always do!

因為你就是這樣啊！

You just hope I forget!

你一心只想要我自己忘掉這些鳥事！

Ok. I promise you we will talk about this when we get home.

好，我答應妳，等我們回到家一定會好好談一談。

Can we please stop arguing on this airplane?

所以我們可以不要繼續在這個飛機上吵了嗎？

Fine!

好啦！

Are we finished here?

我們吵完了嗎？

I don't know yet, are we?

我不知道啊，我們吵完了嗎？

Almost.

快了。

Now we're finished!

現在吵完了！

(grunts)

(咕噥)

Shhh! Shh!

噓！！

Everyone on the plane just heard that argument.

飛機上的每個人都聽到我們的吵架內容了。

Everyone just heard that.

每個人都聽到了啦。

Shh! We'll talk about this when we get home.

噓！我們回家後再談啦。

I'm so sorry about that.

對於剛剛的事我感到很抱歉。

Oh, it's ok

哦，沒事啦。

Arugments...

吵架嘛。