Ohh.

Ohh.

(upbeat music)

- I've held them a bunch.

Namely waiting for other people

to finish what they're doing.

- I feel like I should be somewhat accustomed

to knowing what purse is more expensive

based on the hours that I spend watching my family

shop for purses.

- The brands are covered so my initial way

of determining what's more expensive is off the table.

- My first thought is that both of these are really ugly.

- Somebody told me, look out for the zippers.

So maybe this is the key.

- You can tell how expensive something is by the lining.

The material seems kind of like synthetic.

- I'm just gonna massage the interior of both of these.

- Inside kinda looks like a really cheap suit.

- This looks like something that like

happened in the Cadillac in the 80s.

- I think this is

the more expensive one. (bell rings)

- Based on the lining, this is more expensive

than this one. (bell ringing)

- I would guess that this

one is more expensive. (bell rings)

- I'm going with this one. (bell rings)

- [Woman Behind Camera] You're right.

- Yes.

- This purse is atrocious.

- This one's got this nice cow feature on it.

- Is it a cow and a dalmatian had a baby?

- Or is it dalmatian, I don't know.

This is Cruella de Vil's purse.

- My eyes' drawn to the leopard print.

- Kinda feels like a suitcase

which is not okay with me.

- This smells like T.J. Maxx.

- This is like, I'm going out but I don't need that much.

It's just going to be me tonight.

- This is probably the kind of purse I would wear.

- It looks like something my mom maybe had in 1987.

- This feels like more of a regular, every day bag

but the leather feels a lot nicer.

- It feels and smells like real leather.

This feels so gross and fake that if this is more expensive

I'm gonna revolt.

- I'm gonna go this one,

more expensive. (beeper buzzes)

- I think this costs more. (beeper buzzes)

- I think this

is the more expensive one. (beeper buzzes)

- This is more expensive, right?

(beeper buzzes)

- [Woman Behind Camera] Nope.

- This is more expensive?

What the (beep)?

This is one of the worse purses I've ever seen.

- This is not a purse.

- Is this actually a purse?

What do you put in ...

How do you open it?

- Oh, you just push it.

Oh, it's a button, just push it.

- So, I know that this is a clutch.

For a dragon lady.

- This looks like something that Indiana Jones

would recover from a cave.

- This is just really uncomfortable,

so probably more expensive.

- If this didn't have a strap would it be a clutch

or would it just be a paperweight?

- Now there's this thing.

It's very rectangular.

- I quite like this purse.

This would make a good couch.

Yeah.

In the 1980s, a special edition boom box

might come in this carrying case.

- You know, I'm gonna go with the smaller,

the more expensive, I'm gonna say the clutch

is more expensive.

(bell ringing)

- I'm gonna go with this one.

(beeper buzzes)

- They're both in absurd shapes that I wouldn't want

to carry around ever.

And I think this one costs more.

(beeper buzzes)

- I'm gonna go on a limb and say this is the expensive one.

(bell ringing)

- [Woman Behind Camera] You're right.

- Yes.

- Yes.

- Truly no body is buying this to actually use it,

so it's just like a Beanie Baby at this point.

- I'm gonna work really hard and then spend it

on an empty thing.

It's literally an empty thing.

It's an empty purchase.

You could go anywhere in the world

for what one of these purses cost.

- If I was a woman, I know I would be buying

the most expensive purses for sure.

- If you have the money and if it makes you feel good,

then awesome.

- Just make sure you have good taste

because some of that expensive (beep) looks like (beep).

- Purses are dumb.

- Why don't people learn to make their own purses?

How hard could it be?

They don't even look nice either.