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  • -When I say "the," you say "juice."

  • The... -(audience) Juice!

  • -The... -(audience) Juice!

  • -Ha-ha! When I say "goose," you say "moose."

  • Goose! -(audience) Moose!

  • -Goose! -(audience) Moose!

  • -[laughs] Welcome back to The Juice,

  • the only show where humans can ask questions of food

  • and no one thinks they're insane. [laughs]

  • Pear, what do we got today?

  • -We have a real ethical dilemma on our hands

  • if we had 'em, Orange.

  • Abigail8998 asks, "If you were all stuck on an island,

  • who would you vote for to get eaten first?"

  • [audience oohs with interest]

  • -That question's been eating away at me too, Abigail.

  • [laughs] Hold on to your rinds, everyone,

  • 'cause I wanna know... what's The Juice?

  • -Oh, let's get right to it.

  • Obviously, there's one thing we can all agree on:

  • we would not eat Midget Apple. -Agreed.

  • -What? Why not?

  • Also, why am I so offended by this?

  • -Sorry, pipsqueak, but we need to look at this prudently.

  • You wouldn't feed one of us, let alone four of us.

  • Size matters here. -Well, in that case,

  • shouldn't we eat you first, Grapefruit?

  • -I immediately rescind

  • everything I've said up until this point.

  • -We probably shouldn't eat Marshmallow either.

  • -Why not? Marshmallow's the most delicious of us all.

  • -That's true, but I'm also the floatiest.

  • -Exactly. If we wanted to escape the island,

  • we'd need to float on Marshmallow.

  • -Ooh-ooh! I bet you guys would want to keep me around too, huh?

  • You know, 'cause I'm always telling funny jokes. [laughs]

  • -Uh... -Uh...

  • -I plead the fifth?

  • -Knock-knock! -[groans] Who's there?

  • -Maury. -Maury who?

  • -Maury-larious jokes coming right up!

  • [laughs] Knock-knock!

  • -No thanks. I'm good.

  • -We're all good.

  • -Oh no. You guys aren't gonna eat me, are you?

  • I can tell more jokes.

  • I can make funnier noises with my mouth.

  • Watch. [makes absurd noises]

  • -If we promise not to eat you, will you stop doing that?

  • -Whoo-hoo! I'm saved! [laughs]

  • -Well, by process of elimination,

  • that leaves you, Pear.

  • -Yeah, I'm cool with that.

  • -(others) What?!

  • -I'd vote for myself. Absolutely.

  • -What a boring answer. -Yeah. What a cop-out.

  • -Fine. Then I'd vote to eat Grapefruit.

  • -[gasps] How rude.

  • -Yeah, Pear. That's just rude.

  • -What do you want me to say?

  • -Say you want to eat Midget Apple.

  • -I don't want to eat anyone.

  • -Say you want to hear another knock-knock joke.

  • -I don't! Nobody does!

  • -Knock-knock! -[grumbles] Who's there?

  • -Goose-Moose. -Goose-Moose who?

  • -Goose-Moose! -What's up, guys?

  • -Hey, Goose-Moose. Uh, what's your stance?

  • If you were starving on an island, who would you eat?

  • -Huh. Probably all of you.

  • -Whaaat? -[blink!]

  • [all screaming]

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  • -[Orange laughs] Knife!

-When I say "the," you say "juice."

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惱人的橙子--果汁#2:鵝--鵝 (Annoying Orange - The Juice #2: Goose-Moose)

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    凱雯 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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