- Southern. - Some Southern.

- 南方的。 - 一些南方口音。

Classic California valley girl.

典型加州山谷女孩的口音。

Maybe a New Yorker?

或許聽起來像紐約人？

Last time I went out with Brad, he spilled Faygo and Better Made chips all over me at the Tiger's game.

上次我跟 Brad 出門，他在看老虎隊的球賽時把 Faygo 汽水和 Better Made 洋芋片撒了我一身。

He is trying to do Midwest, but that's totally valley girl.

他試著想要用中西部的口音，但那根本是山谷女孩。

That's how people talk in Michigan. I'm from Michigan.

那是密西根人講話的方式。我就來自密西根。

You can do a Midwestern, like you got to say mom, dad, and pop.

你可以用中西部腔調，你要這樣說「媽媽、爸爸、和老爸」。

We're going to the Tiger's game.

我們要去看老虎隊的比賽。

Minnesota, you know all those people up there...

明尼蘇達，你知道那裡的人……

- Midwest. - Pretty good!

- 中西部的口音。 - 還不錯耶！

- That's good, Santiago is good. - Why are they all doing the Midwest accent?

- 不錯哦，聖地牙哥人很會哦。 - 為什麼他們都要用中西部的口音？

- Santiagos think we're Canadian, and I'm not okay with it.

- 聖地牙哥人都認為我們是加拿大人，我覺得那很不好哦。

- Where would they hear that? - Oh Sarah Palin, kind of.

- 他們從哪聽來的？- 噢，莎拉·裴琳吧。

- Oh Sarah Palin. - Yeah.

- 喔莎拉·裴琳。 -對啊。

I'm from America, and I say words like aluminum, and spell color without the u.

我來自美國，我會說一些像「鋁」（美式： aluminum，英式：aluminium）之類的字，我拼「顏色」 這個字都不加 u。（美式：color 英式：colour）

- Did he say Americorps? - Isn't that a... like a non-profit organization?

- 他剛剛是說 Americorps 嗎？- 那個不是一個非營利組織嗎？

- Wait, it's like "aluminum"? - Yeah, they say "aluminium".

- 他剛剛是說「鋁」嗎？- 的確，他們都說「鋁」。

Crazy.

太瘋狂了。

I would like a Duncan donut.

我想要一個 Duncan 甜甜圈。（美國一種很受歡迎的甜甜圈）

- I would like a Duncan donut. - It sounded like Irish.

- 我想要一個 Duncan 甜甜圈。 - 這聽起來像愛爾蘭口音。

- The sentences they're using... - They think...

- 他們所用的句子…… - 他們覺得……

Like they're all about food.

那些句子都和食物有關。

But I've said that to my mom, multiple times throughout my life.

但我曾經跟我媽這麼說過，已經說過好幾次了。

You know he looked at me and said, "You (beep) my wife."

你知道嗎，他看著我然後說：「你……我的老婆。」

- He's good. - Okay, he's pretty good.

- 他說得還不錯哦。- 好哦，他很會耶。

You could tell which TV shows get syndicated abroad.

你可以看出哪些電視節目有在國外播放。

- "The Godfather." - These must come from "The Sopranos."

- 《教父》。 - 這一定是從《黑道家族》來的。

Every mafia movie ever.

每一部黑幫電影。

Why can't you be like, "I want a pizza, go Nick's!"

為什麼不像這樣：「我想要塊披薩，尼克隊加油！」

So I say to myself, "Jump on the horse, cowboy, and do you best."

所以我就對我自己說：「跳上馬吧，牛仔，盡你所能」。

No, this is the funniest one.

不……這是最好笑的一個。

- That is like a New Orleans kind of accent. - "Cowboy, jump on that horse."

- 這聽起來有點像紐奧良的腔調。 - 「跳上馬吧！牛仔！」

Your eyebrows are like on fleek.

你的眉毛看起來美呆了。

They get points in my book, if they know these funda words.

如果他們知道這些不常被注意到的詞的話，我真的會對他們改觀。（on fleek 是美國新的流行詞）

People always touch their hair, when they do California accent, and I think that's part of doing the accent, they're like, "Oh my God."

人們用加州腔調在說話時，他們總會撥頭髮，我想這是那腔調的一部份吧，就好像： 「我的老天。」

Well, I do touch my hair a lot though.

我的確常常撥我的頭髮。

Those small things in our lives that keep us rolling that keep us going.

我們生命中那些微小的事物，讓我們持續邁進，堅持下去。

How did he know how to do a Southern accent?

他怎麼會知道南部腔調要怎麼說的？

I love this, like, the thing they say.

我喜歡，他們說出來的話。

Yeah, Jack, you should go into voice acting.

沒錯，Jack，你應該要去當聲優。

That's deep-cut and that's what we were looking for.

那很到位而且那就是我們想看到的。

I'm impressed overall.

我整體而言還蠻驚訝的。

They see America a little bit more accurately than I thought.

他們對美國的看法比我想像的還準確一點。

They're hearing like "Seinfeld," and "Friends."

他們說的話像在《歡樂單身派對》和《六人行》裡會聽到的。

It just makes me happy to see what other people think of us.

我覺得看到別人是怎麼看我們的是件蠻開心的事。

Why can't we be like, "Hey, ma'am, I'd like to help you cross the street."

為什麼我們給別人的印象不能像是：「嘿，女士，我可以幫妳過馬路。」

I think that they're 100% better at doing American accents than we are doing foreign accents.

我想他們學的美國腔比我們學的外國腔還好上100%。

I'll call my brother in Sao Paulo, we grew up together.

我會打電話給我住在聖保羅的兄弟，我們一起長大。

It's summertime in this city, and where are these summer girls in their outfits?

現在是這個城市的夏日時光，夏天才會出現的辣妹們去哪了？

I'mma put some shrimp on the barbie. Crikey! It bit me finger.

我要烤一些蝦，哎呀！它咬我的手。