Really? Last thing that I can remember thinking...

認真嗎？上次我記得的東西是...

was the panties that I had on top of your head.

戴在你頭上的我的內褲

And how funny it looked!

它看起來真逗趣！

Yeah, I guess...

好，來吧！

When was the last time you masturbated and where was I?

你上次手淫是什麼時候，還有那時我在哪？

What!?

什麼！？

Get the booze ready!

準備好酒！

When was the last time you masturbated? Where was I?

你上次手淫是什麼時候，還有那時我在哪？

Would you like some vodka, sweet heart?

你想要來點伏特加嗎，甜心？

Totally inappropriate! Here's your booze. Okay~ at the Ballet last night. No, I'm kidding.

太失禮了！ 來，你的酒。好吧~昨晚在芭蕾舞課，我開玩笑的...

When was the last time you masturbated and where the hell was I?

你上次手淫是什麼時候，還有該死的那時我在哪？

I was looking at some photos that you texted me. Oh ya, solid.

我在看一些你傳給我的相片。歐~太好了

What's the craziest thing you've ever done sexually with an ex?

你跟前女友做過最瘋狂的性愛是什麼？

I'm gonna drink.

我要喝酒

What's the craziest thing you've ever done sexually with an ex?

你跟前男友做過最瘋狂的性愛是什麼？

Wow, thanks. Sorry mom.

哇...謝啦！老媽對不起

I don't want to say that on camera.

我不想在攝影機前說這個

You're feeling thirsty, you're feeling parched, suddenly

你覺得很口渴，忽然的

What's the craziest thing you've ever done sexually with an ex?

你跟前女友做過最瘋狂的性愛是什麼？

What's the craziest thing you've ever done sexually with an ex?

你跟前男友做過最瘋狂的性愛是什麼？

Sex in a chicken coop.

在雞舍裡做愛

I love that.

我喜歡

you don't sip it... down it.

你不要小酌，你要一次灌下去

Yeah, you did it.

耶妳做到了

What's your least favorite sex position? Why?

妳最不喜歡的性愛體位是什麼？

Anything which I have to... be really flexible with my legs.

任何需要我的腳很有彈性的動作

And why, because I'm not very flexible.

為什麼的話，因為我的筋沒有很軟

When was the last time you faked an orgasm? And why?

上次你假裝高潮是什麼時候？為什麼？

I never faked one.

我從不假裝

I think it's hard to fake for guys.

我想男生很難假裝高潮

See I won't be doing that.

看吧我不會這樣做

If I was put in a coma, how long would you wait for me?

要是我昏迷了，你會等我多久？

At least three years. It's like a good amount of time.

至少三年，這是個蠻長的時間

Three years. Yeah.

三年。對啊

You're giving a calendar year. A calendar year? You know I don't think you wanna live in coma for the rest of your life.

一年吧。一年！？我不覺得妳會想讓妳接下來的人生以昏迷度過

Not only are you not waiting for me? You're pulling the plug?

不僅僅是你不想等我？你還要我放棄治療？

Can I take one with him?

我可以跟他喝一杯嗎？

Over the lips and pass the gum, look out stomach, here it comes!

穿過嘴唇，通過喉嚨，到達肚子，成功！

YEEEK~~

噁~

What would you think if you caught me watching porn? Again.

要是你抓到我在看A片，你會怎麼想？又抓到一次？

Again!? You never caught me...

又抓到！？你哪有抓過我看A片

What would you think if you caught me watching porn?

要是你抓到我在看A片，你會怎麼想？

That's nothing new.

沒什麼稀奇的

I will watch it with him. Why not? What the heck.

我會跟他一起看。為何不？什麼問題啊這

Man, you got her so luscious. She's gonna say anything she want.

老兄，你這問題讓她變得很色情。她會想說什麼就說什麼

Name two celebrities you want to have sex with, if we weren't together.

說出兩個你想跟他做愛的名人，如果我們沒有在一起的話

Keith Richards and Christopher Plummer. Yeah!

Keith Richards和Christopher Plummer。耶！

Brad Pitt.

布萊德彼特

Christiano Ronaldo. Really? Yeah.

C羅。認真？對啊

You've seen his body!!

看看他的身材！

Name two celebrities you want to have sex with, if we weren't together.

說出兩個你想跟她做愛的名人，如果我們沒有在一起的話

That's like so much. Just kidding, just kidding.

那很多欸。開玩笑的、開玩笑的

Beyonce and Mariah Carey

Beyonce和Mariah Carey

Angelina Jolie. Wooo~my favorite.

安潔莉娜裘莉。哇~我最愛的！

Name two celebrities you want to have sex with, if we weren't together.

說出兩個你想跟她做愛的名人，如果我們沒有在一起的話

If you're in a coma? Can I just name them? I know.

假設你在昏迷中嗎？我可以直接講嗎？我知道

Zoe Saldana but like

Zoe Saldana不過

the Avatar version which is...

要阿凡達版的，會更完美。

I wanna know who did you have sex with? That's not the question. Okay

我想要知道你跟誰做過愛？這不是問題吧！OK

Pretty good. I'm drunk. She's drunk.

很好啊！我喝醉了。她醉了

The average duration of sex for for most couples is around 10 minutes.

大部分情侶的性愛平均時間是10分鐘

How long do you think we last?

你覺得我們能夠多久

Oh...god

歐...天啊

It's about right? Haha

跟平均差不多吧！哈哈

I will say fifteen minutes.

我會說15分鐘

Maybe the time was longer. I don't know

說不訂時間比較長，我不知道

I feel like I'm on family feud here.

我覺得我像是在接受家庭質問

Why do you love me?

你為何愛我？

I don't know. It's part of put in the words that is just telling me, making me feel.

我不知道。可能有一部分是放入某些話，在告訴我、讓我感受

You're strong, always responsible, smart, and handsome.

你很強壯，總是很負責任，聰明，又帥氣

He loves me for

他愛我

who I really am and not the person that I portray.

愛的是真實的我，不是我扮演的

Everything always comes from a good place in your heart.

每件事都來自你的真心

I think you would... give the shirt right off your back if someone needed it.

我覺得你很善良，如果有人有需要，會立刻給予幫助

That's kind of a person you are. He's one of the best people I know.

妳就是這樣的人。他是我認識最棒的人之一

I love you. You're my favorite.

我愛你。你是我的最愛

Love you.

愛妳