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  • Do you need more room back there?

    後面會太擠嗎?

  • Girl, no. I'm fine.

    不會不會!

  • The Big Perks of Being Short.

    小矮人的大優勢。

  • People like to talk about the negatives of being short.

    人們總是喜歡談論矮的壞處。

  • Like not being able to see past people.

    譬如會被前面的人擋到。

  • Having a different weather pattern.

    被人調侃空氣的新鮮程度。

  • Hey, how's the weather down there?

    底下的空氣新不新鮮啊?

  • You're like the perfect height for my arm. So perfect.

    你的高度真是我手臂的好靠山。太完美了。

  • And being mistaken for a child.

    或是被誤認為是小朋友。

  • (knocking)

    (敲門聲)

  • Hi.

    嗨。

  • Hi, are your parents home?

    你父母在家嗎?

  • Cool, real cute guys, very cute.

    呵呵現在的年輕人真的很棒。

  • But now it's time to cut the small talk, pun intended, and talk about the perks.

    現在該停止小聊了,另有所指,來聊聊我們的優勢吧。

  • Is, uh, Quinta anywhere?

    Quinta 在嗎?

  • Quinta?

    Quinta?

  • First off, we're the ideal spoon size.

    首先,我們是完美的體型。

  • Cuddling is a breeze and no one gets hurt.

    可以輕鬆地被擁抱,不用擔心會令人不舒服。

  • It's also super easy for bae to kiss you on your forehead.

    不費吹灰之力就能親到額頭。

  • It's right there, even when you're wearing heels.

    就算穿著高跟鞋也可以。

  • Shopping's awesome because your size is usually available.

    購物更是不用說了,不用煩惱沒有尺寸。

  • But even if it isn't, there's always the kids' section.

    就算沒有,也有童裝在等著你。

  • I ain't ashamed.

    我大方承認。

  • Remember how we talked about not being able to see over people before?

    還記得前面我們提到的無法看到人群的最前面嗎?

  • Well, it's okay because people can see over you.

    這不是什麼大問題,因為你不會擋住別人。

  • And they'll always let you in front of the crowd.

    也會讓你到人群最前面。

  • - Excuse me, guys. - Oh yeah, please, right this way.

    - 不好意思 - 往這裡走。

  • - I'm so sorry. - Oh, thank you.

    - 對不起 - 謝謝你。

  • Which also comes in handy when you're taking pictures.

    要拍照的時候也很方便。

  • Uh, let's get the short people in the front.

    讓比較矮的人站前面吧。

  • - Ready guys? - Okay, awesome.

    - 好了嗎? - 沒問題。

  • And here's something, never underestimate the power of going under somebody's legs.

    還有,別低估了可以穿越長腿間的力量。

  • Mm mm, mm mm.

    不不不。

  • Quinta, you can't always do that.

    Quinta,你不可以老是這樣。

  • Yes, I can! Boom!

    當然可以!

  • And don't forget, you're boss at limbo.

    還有別忘了你是凌波之王。

  • Don't let anybody take that from you.

    沒人能搶走這個頭銜。

  • (cheering)

    (歡呼)

  • Basically, you win at life

    基本上,你是人生勝利組。

  • So embrace your shortness and share it with the world.

    接受短身命運,擁抱它帶來的一切。

  • That's one more thing that makes you special.

    它讓你與眾不同。

  • Quinta, how you doing?

    Quinta,最近過得如何?

  • Hey, what's up Patrick?

    嘿,Patrick 你好嗎?

  • How are you doing?

    你好嗎?

  • Did you think that little girl was me Patrick?

    Patrick 你是不是認為那個小女生是我?

  • No.

    沒有。

  • I'm so done with you. You're just ridiculous, you know that? So done.

    我受夠了,太扯了你,算了,就這樣吧。

Do you need more room back there?

後面會太擠嗎?

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