I'm playing Jesus. That's my song.

I know it's your song, but I felt something, and I decided to go with it.

But you're playing Judas.

Judas. All right, look. Here's the deal. I'm the star of the show, okay?

So if I decide to bust out a solo, do me a favor and give me the freedom to rock out.

From the top, okay, Wonsuk?

So the play's going well?

Yeah, I think it's gonna be fun.

I mean, I just wish they wouldn't surround me with a bunch of amateurs.

Uh-huh. Isn't that like the point of community theater? Whatever, Reuben.

So I'm going on a date with Polly.

All right! Where are you taking her?

I don't know. Some restaurant in the East Village.

She left the address on my machine.

How could you let Polly pick the restaurant?

Well, I had no choice. She called me, like, seven times...

to confirm and then cancel and then confirm again.

Why? What's wrong with letting her pick the place?

You've got irritable bowel syndrome, dude.

If she chose an ethnic restaurant, you're gonna be running to the bathroom every five seconds.

Oh, my God. You're right.

Thank you.

You know, I doubt it'll get this far, but if she turns out to be easier than I thought,

there's something you need to know.

I'm not a virgin, Sandy.

No, not technically, but times have changed since you were last single.

Now, listen, when I'm making out with a girl for the first time,

I like to give her a little spankin'.

What? Nothing violent.

You just tap her real light right on the tushy and say,

"Hey, I'm your daddy. I'm your daddy."

Listen to me.

What are you doing? I'm blotting the grease.

That's the best part. Let me see that. Listen, don't be shy.

- It's just a little tap. It's like saying, "Boop, I'm your daddy." - I'm not gonna tap her.

Brings 'em right back to childhood. Trust me, they're putty in your hands after that.

I gotta tell you, I'm really excited about this. Really.

I feel like this could be one of those...

defining moments of my life or something, you know?

[Laughs] Yeah, I actually think it's not gonna work out,

but I'm pulling for you, Reub.

Just pray to God she doesn't go ethnic.

The place didn't sound ethnic.

What was the name? Al Hafez.