And I'm supposed to be better at this emotional crap

But I'm not, so I'm just gonna say it.

I'm sorry that I pointed out to you

That you fell in love with a client

And that made you go crazy and turn into a total bitch.

Wow.

That must've been really hard for you to say.

I thought it was going to be,

But I just kind of breezed right through it.

Well, thanks.

And, um, I'm sorry that I pointed out

That you haven't had a real relationship for the last five years

Because I'm the only person who can tolerate

Your bizarre and violent mood swings.

Oh, thank you!

Goodbye.