[Blue:] What? [Red:] I can't read these signs.

[Blue:] Cuz they're in Spanish! Are we in Mexico?

[Music playing]

[Gunshots]

[Red:] Oh-ho-ho, baby. Yeah, we're in Mexico.

[Blue:] Well fuckin' pull over, man!

We gotta get directions home!

[Yelling]

[Blue:] Oh my god, my car!

[Red:] Dude, third rule of Mexico.

[Blue:] How're we gonna get home?

[Red:] I dunno, got any money?

[Bird screech]

[Blue:] Mexican eagles!

Shit! We've no money, no car, and no passports.

We have to sneak back into America.

[Red:] We'll call it

"Misión imposible"

[Girl:] (Your Spanish es tres bueno.)

(Donde escucho super mecedes?)

[Red:] (Cinco de mayo de burrito taco)

(Quesadilla delicioso de guarro)

[Blue:] Dude, you speak Spanish?

[Red:] Nah, I'm just makin' it up.

[Blue:] Well, try to ask her how to get home!

[Red:] (Uh, Jesus Christo, dos equis)

(Burro show!)

[Girl:] (*Gasp* Diablo rojo!)

[Red:] I think it worked!

[Girl:] (Salsa...)

[Blue:] Oh wow, awesome.

[Woman and donkey grunting]

[Cheering crowd]

[Red:] Man, this place is crazy!

[Blue:] That poor donkey...

That poor woman!

[Red:] Dude. Everyone here is poor.

[Brown:] (El diablo rojo!)

[Gold:] (Dios mio!)

[Brown:] (Diablo rojo! Es diso el show de burro?)

(Donde esta el baño!)

[Red:] Hey, I think these muchachos are gonna give us a ride!

[Blue:] Oh, thank god.

[Red:] This looks legit.

[Brown:] (Carne asada.)

[Blue:] Uh. Is this part of the ride?

[Brown and Gold:] (Die, putos!)

[Gunfire]

[Blue:] Who are we shooting at?

[Red:] Didn't you hear? Putas!

[Blue:] Dude! Is this cocaine? Cocaína?

[Brown:] No, taco. It's burritos.

[Red:] Burritos?

Estos burritos! Esta por el diablo!

[Brown:] It's el backstaberojo!

[Blue:] What did you do?

[Red:] Get in the van! We're stealing these burritos!

[Crash]

[Red:] Dude, this is sweet!

We got a car, we got a ton of money.

Best of all, we've got burritos!

[Blue:] I am never napping again.

[Snoring]

[Blue:] Oh, crap! Dude where are we?

[Red snoring] [Blue:] Red?

Oh NOOOOOOOO

[Dick figures outtro]