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  • [Subtitles by danielsangeo]

  • --AAAAAHH!

  • [crumbling] [screaming]

  • [gasping]

  • Holy shit, holy shit, HOLY SHIT!

  • LOVECRAFT WAS RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING!

  • HOW DID HE KNOW?!

  • Huh, it's not attacking.

  • Fuck!

  • ALL RIGHT! LET HISTORY KNOW YOU STARTED IT!

  • Stupid air resistance...

  • What the fuck is THAT?!

  • OH GOD! IT'S FOLLOWING ME!

  • NO NO NO!

  • NO NOO--

  • [fzzt]

  • --O!

  • WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAH!

  • Oof...

  • Low gravity's coming in handy.

  • What the fuck's going on up there?!

  • WAAA-AAA-AAAAA!

  • YOU'RE FLYING PIÑATAS IS WHAT YOU ARE!

  • WHERE'S MY CANDY?!

  • ANY MORE?!

  • Jesus Christ!

  • [exhales]

  • Sometimes I think it's so awesome being me

  • that the universe has turn to complete shit to cope with it.

  • This is one of those predictions I was hoping wasn't true, but...

  • Yeah, REAL low gravity.

  • ...but reality is clearly breaking down the longer I'm alive.

  • Yeah! Air time!

  • I like this!

  • Ah! Wonderful. Well, this is good.

  • Well, hey, now I know all the big secrets.

  • This is why security was so tight at Black Mesa:

  • we were killing people by the hundreds!

  • The best part is: there would have been no evidence at all! None!

  • Now I'm not even sure if these were Science Team members.

  • I think they might've just been spare security guards.

  • "Hey, you want to make an extra fifty bucks?

  • "Just put this suit on and walk into that chamber."

  • That's probably why we had advertisements for security guards ALL OVER the damned place.

  • They might not have even been guards, not all of them.

  • Yeah, I'll take that.

  • We were in fucking New Mexico; they could've just thrown migrant workers in here.

  • Because hundreds of scientists disappearing?

  • There's no way they could've gotten away with that! That would send shockwaves!

  • What was it that guy said to me?

  • I know more than any one man should?

  • He must've been dead serious when he said that.

  • Okay, so it's either live in this ant colony or find out where this goes.

  • Not much to lose!

  • [fzzt]

  • Oh, fuck.

  • What?!

  • OH, THANKS! I NEEDED A DISTRACTION!

  • I DON'T HAVE ANY PROBLEMS I NEED TO DEAL WITH OR ANYTHING!

  • OH GOD!

  • OKAY, KEEP MOVING!

  • I'M TOTALLY NOT FIGHTING AN ELDER GOD! NOPE!

  • NO NO NO!

  • THAT'S NOT WHAT'S HAPPENING!

  • IT'S JUST REALLY BIG...

  • LEVITATES AND...

  • LOOKS LIKE AN ELDER GOD!

  • BUT I SHOULD TRY AND KEEP PERSPECTIVE!

  • NUH!

  • WE HAD DINOSAURS BIGGER THAN YOU!

  • OR AT LEAST TALLER!

  • WUAAH!

  • AND EARTH GRAVITY'S WAY HIGHER, SO WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE?!

  • Fuck, I'm out of explosive rounds!

  • Hey, that crystal's helping him!

  • WHAT THE SHIT?! DON'T DO THAT!

  • I'M COMING UP THERE!

  • OH SHIT! OHH SHIT!

  • AIR TIME!

  • AIR GORDON!

  • FUCK YOU AND YOUR BIG HEAD AND YOUR STUPID CRYSTALS!

  • This is gonna hurt...!

  • AH!

  • FUCK YOU!

  • YEAH! WHAT D'YOU THINK ABOUT THAT?!

  • Oh, shit!

  • No, no--!

  • --no!

  • WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

  • Oof! Fuck, my leg!

  • WUAAAAAA-AAAAAA-AAAAA-AAAAAAH!

  • STOP BEING ASSHOLES! I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT!

  • I JUST HAVE TO TEACH YOU WITH MY BULLETS!

  • LOTS AND LOTS OF BULLETS!

  • YOU'RE NOT LEARNING!

  • OPEN YOUR M--OH MY GOD!

  • GET BACK!

  • BACK!

  • BACK!

  • BACK!

  • NOW STAY STILL!

  • GOOD! YOU'RE LEARNING!

  • Whoa!

  • WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?! I THOUGHT I GOT ALL OF THEM!

  • DON'T YOU GLOW RED ON ME!

  • Okay, well, you seem to be ignoring me. I'll take that.

  • I mean, in time, I'll need you to show respect,

  • but for now, I'll settle for not shrieking like a harpy and trying to mind-flay me.

  • Ah, goodies.

  • Whoa-ho! Don't have my space legs yet.

  • Oh, here we go! Lots of stuff!

  • More explosive rounds.

  • See, your sacrifice would've been in vain,

  • but now that I'm here, your life had purpose.

  • This is what I do.

  • So am I going to have to dig my way out of here?

  • That's going to be a lot of work. I'm gonna need more calories to pull that off.

  • Hey!

  • What the hell are you?

  • Some sort of sky lantern.

  • Well, hey, there's the teleporter up there.

  • Okay! Time for a physics experiment.

  • Oh, wow! It does hold my weight.

  • I'm the low-g man.

  • This is sweet.

  • Well, I can't say I'm happy to return to that guy,

  • but him seeing me again should at least piss him off.

  • [fzzt]

  • Whuh!

  • HEY! REMEMBER ME?!

  • YOU REMEMBER ME!

  • HEY, I FOUND MORE OF THESE ROUNDS! ISN'T THAT COOL?!

  • WHOA! WELL, I THINK IT'S COOL!

  • YOU KNOW WHAT'S REALLY IS COOL?! THIS SPACE-Y LASER GUN?!

  • LET'S TEST IT OUT ON YOUR CRYSTALS!

  • OH! I MISSED IT! LET'S TRY IT AGAIN!

  • COOL! HERE, YOU CAN HAVE SOME!

  • Stupid crystals...

  • Oh, not this again...

  • [vortigaunt charging up] C'mon! C'MON!

  • [vortigaunt bolt] [shudder]

  • [vortigaunt charging up] PISS OFF!

  • [vortigaunt bolt] [shudder]

  • RAAAH!

  • STOP--!

  • HOOOO!

  • Okay, water...! I can do water!

  • [underwater mumbling]

  • I hear trouble...!

  • Where IS that?!

  • [underwater mumbling]

  • Whoa-whoa-WHOA!

  • [vortigaunt charging up]

  • [vortigaunt bolt] [shudder]

  • [vortigaunt charging up] [gibbering]

  • [vortigaunt bolt] [shudder]

  • [shuddering] That hurts even more when I'm wet!

  • Okay! If everyone keeps their distance, no one will get hurt who is me!

  • Draw! Wait, I said that late.

  • [vortigaunt charging up] Draw!

  • [vortigaunt bolt] [shudder]

  • Fuck it.

  • Yeah, draw. I win.

  • Well, this place is nice and roomy. It has a pool.

  • Hey, there's a light up there. Is someone signaling me?

  • I think it's Morse for "Yabba-dabba-labba-dabba-yabba-labba".

  • WHOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAA-

  • Oof...

  • ...whoa!

  • THAT WAS BAD ASS! Did you see that?!

  • Hey! SCIENTIST: Yes?

  • Oh, wow! You're alive!

  • They fucked you, too, huh?

  • Well, listen, are you any good at basketball?

  • This might work as a low gravity court; we could use an alien head as the ball.

  • SCIENTIST: Well, it appears the containment system as completely failed.

  • Oh, God, you're another one of those savant fucks who doesn't know what's happening!

  • I can't take this!

  • This is worse than no one alive at all!

  • Low-G cannonball!

  • [underwater mumbling]

  • No, shark...! Get out before the shark...!

  • Huh, this is depressing.

  • Oh, there's another ledge; that should cheer me up, right? Because it's... rock?

  • Whuuuuuuuuaaa--!

  • Palmed it!

  • Okay... let's hit--Ah! That's a little rough.

  • Y'know, I figure--ahh--that these chambers must be pressurized.

  • This gravity is even lower than before; I shouldn't be able to even breathe

  • with gravity this low.

  • Lucky me.

  • Okay, I really don't want to jump in the shark tank again,

  • so I'm just going to hang off. Shouldn't be too bad on my knees.

  • Ah-ah! Free fall!

  • Yeah, that's not so bad.

  • Okay, do I want to go cause some more trouble?

  • Yeah, I kind of do.

  • I mean this place has no future.

  • Besides, he fucking started it!

  • [fzzt]

  • Hey-hey! Me again!

  • Yeah, happy to see you, too! Check this out!

  • Oh, these air currents suck.

  • Yeah, sorry! That trick didn't go how I hoped!

  • But, hey, here's an old favorite; you like this one, right?!

  • Boy, you're hard to please today!

  • YOU MISSED!

  • YOUR BODYGUARD SUCKS!

  • [Nihilanth bolt] [shudder]

  • OKAY, I FELT THAT ONE!

  • MY TURN!

  • Hey, let's stop fucking around; your existence is an affront to my species,

  • so I've got--Oh, not this again!

  • You don't have to--no, no, no!

  • Are we gon--

  • [fzzt]

  • --na...?

  • Uh, water...

  • Big...

  • Wait...

  • [underwater mumbling]

  • OH, HELL! IT'S ONE OF THOSE BIG GUYS!

  • Oh. He's walking away.

  • But... Yeah, this is the same place.

  • Well, you go take a nap or whatever. Don't let me disturb you.

  • [fzzt]

  • I'm back!

  • Can you believe I still have ammunition left?!

  • I know, right?!

  • I mean, what else am I gonna do with it?!

  • Oh, this again! THIS IS YOUR ANSWER TO EVERYTHING!

  • Y'KNOW, IF YOU COULD SEND ME TO SOME LUXURY RESORT,

  • I WOULDN'T WANT TO COME BACK HERE!

  • Haaah... Okay, guess I'm getting cleaned up.

  • [underwater mumbling]

  • I see haven't changed much in my absence.

  • You know what? You're a good roommate;

  • you just stand in the corner and mutter to yourself.

  • I can't ask for more than that.

  • [fzzt]

  • You know that other guy's a lot more chilled out than you are!

  • You probably think you're enlightened with your floating and prayer motions,

  • but, really, you're just a dick!

  • Oh, big surprise! Big... fucking... surprise!

  • [sighs]

  • Fucking swan dive purgatory.

  • [underwater mm-hmm]

  • Well, I'm out of rockets, but I want to unload everything.

  • It's better to die in a low-gravity ballet trying to kill an elder god than...

  • Well, that's my only option, really.

  • [fzzt]

  • YEAH! FEEL THE STING OF DEFENSE DEPARTMENT FUNDING!

  • I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS GUN IS BUT IT'S VERY, VERY EXPENSIVE!

  • Blah!

  • OH, MY GOD! HIS HEAD IS A PORTAL!

  • HE KEEPS A UNIVERSE IN HIS HEAD!

  • I WANT IT!

  • YES! IT'S BREAKING APART!

  • THAT MEANS I GET TO BE THE NEW GOD! THAT'S HOW IT WORKS, RIGHT?!

  • [vortigaunt charging up] I'VE GOTTA GET UP THERE!

  • [vortigaunt bolt] AH! NOW'S NOT THE TIME, FUCKSTICK!

  • HE'S MAKING PORTALS EVERYWHERE; I'VE GOTTA GET ONE!

  • GIVE IT TO ME! I NEED A GOOD ONE!

  • NO! I'M GONNA MISS IT!

  • GIVE ME!

  • Blah! G-MAN: Gordon Freeman, in the flesh,

  • G-MAN: or rather in the Hazard Suit,

  • That's a fucking microbe! G-MAN: I took the liberty

  • G-MAN: of relieving you of your weapons.

  • What? G-MAN: Most of them were government property.

  • Did you drug me? G-MAN: As for the suit,

  • G-MAN: I think you've earned it.

  • How long have I been out?

  • What the fuck--?!

  • [fzzt]

  • Jesus!

  • G-MAN: The borderword, Xen,

  • Did you do this?! G-MAN: is in our control for the time being,

  • G-MAN: thanks to you. Quite a nasty piece of work you've managed over there,

  • Yeah, tell me about it! G-MAN: I am impressssed!

  • Well, you SHOULD be! I had to do S--

  • [fzzt]

  • --O much... Christ, stop that, please.

  • G-MAN: That's why I'm here, Mr. Freeman.

  • Where?! G-MAN: I have recommended your services

  • G-MAN: to my ehhhhhh-employers,

  • What, you're CIA? G-MAN: and they have authorized me to

  • G-MAN: offer you a job; they agree with me that you have limitlessss potential.

  • Well, you're right, but CIA? God, I don't know.

  • [fzzt]

  • Man, CIA is hardcore.

  • G-MAN: You've proved yourself a decisive man

  • G-MAN: so I don't expect you'll have any trouble deciding what to do.

  • I want a pardon. G-MAN: If you're interested,

  • G-MAN: just step into the portal and I will take that as a "yessss".

  • A pardon signed by the President.

  • G-MAN: Otherwise, well...

  • I want labwork in Hawaii.

  • G-MAN: I can offer you a battle you have no chance of winning.

  • G-MAN: Rather an anticlimax after what you've just survived.

  • So, you're threatening me?

  • I'm not hearing a "yes" to my conditions.

  • G-MAN: Time to choose.

  • Seriously, I want Hawaii.

  • And I'm a physicist; I'm done being shot at.

  • You understand that, right?

  • G-MAN: It's time to choose.

  • You're threatening me, you took my weapons, and you're a fucking Time Lord.

  • This is bullshit.

  • [fzzt]

  • G-MAN: Wisely done, Mr. Freeman! I will see you up ahead.

  • [Big thanks to Ross Scott for all the great work! --danielsangeo]

  • G-MAN: I can offer you a battle you have no chance of winning.

  • G-MAN: Rather an anticlimax after what you've just survived.

  • Hey, asshole! I don't work for you!

  • Do you--

  • G-MAN: Time to choose.

  • You're not explaining anything,

  • so, to me, that say you're just going to fuck me,

  • so why am I even talking to you?

  • G-MAN: It's time to choose.

  • Okay, here's what you're going to do: you're going to turn this space tram around,

  • drop me off back on Earth,

  • then you can tell Langley that your personality didn't win me over.

  • G-MAN: Well, it looks like we won't be working together.

  • Correct!

  • G-MAN: No regrets, Mr. Freeman.

  • What?

  • No!

  • Okay...

  • Shit!

  • Okay, this is not...

  • No!

  • Wuah!

  • Okay! I changed my mind! I'll listen to what you have to sa-AAAH!

  • WHAT ARE YOU?!

  • LIKE, I'M SORRY! I'LL DO WHAT YOU WANT!

  • [squeals]

  • DON'T EAT ME!

[Subtitles by danielsangeo]

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