Yo, yo, yo! I ain't come here to make friends.

I came here to make blends dawg! So Yuji better watch wassup!

Yo, you say that? Well, these three golden Barista awards prove that Yuji is number one.

So what's he gonna say to that?

Man, Yuji's gonna French press this guy!

Pfft. Are you watching X-Treme Barista? Hilarious!

Haha. So bad it's good.

She's so funny.

One minute begins now.

He's adding an energy drink.

Haha.

Ugh! All you do is text CJ.

Just tell her you like her and quit pulling a Mordecai.

What? That's not a thing.

I'm Mordecai, I never make a move and I don't know what to do with my hands.

You've been doing this for years.

I'm not like that with CJ!

So how come you aren't dating yet?

'Cause we're just friends.

Not every girl I hang out with doesn't have to be a potential girlfriend.

Shut your excuse hole!