I don't wanna get out of the shower.

我希望可以一直洗下去不要結束呀

Holy shit! A whole clump of my hair just came out.

可惡！我掉了一撮頭髮

How am I not bald yet?

我會不會禿頭呀？

One day we're just going to not exist.

有一天我們都會離開這世界的

Oprah is just gonna not exist one day.

歐普拉(美國脫口秀主持人)有一天也會離開這世界的

I wonder how many naked people have stood where I'm standing?

我在想過去有多少個人也像我一樣裸體站在這？

Holy shit! What if people have had sex in this shower?

可惡！會不會有人在這個淋浴間發生關係呀？

I still have 10 years of student loans to pay off.

我還有10年的學生貸款要繳呢

Wait, did I pay them this month?

等等，我這個月繳貸款了嗎？

Wait, which one of these is my loofa?

等等，哪一個是我的沐浴球呀？

This is how we do it!

這就是我們如何做到的(唱)

I could totally be a singer, that wasn't that hard.

我完全可以當個歌手了，當歌手一點也不難嘛

Shit I thought...

可惡，我...

Did I get a red one? I had a pink one before.

我的是紅色的嗎？我以前有個粉紅色的

Why is blade the thing that's bad for you?

為甚麼除毛刀對身體不好？

The blue one, the blue one is definitely mine.

藍色的，藍色的絕對是我的

What is Shea Butter?

甚麼是乳木果油呀？

Why am I putting things on my body that I don't know what they are.

為什麼我要用我不知道是甚麼的東西洗澡呀？

Am I just a drone?

我是不是很懶惰呀？

Is soap from the government?

肥皂是政府發行販售的嗎？

What if Mary Kate and Ashley are secretly the same person?

有沒有可能Mary Kate和Ashley其實是同一個人？

That's not impossible...

這也不是不可能...

Oh my god.

天啊

What is Beyonce doing right now?

碧昂絲現在在做甚麼呀？

What if she's showering too?

會不會她也正好在洗澡？

I bet you Beyonce only showers under waterfalls.

我敢打賭碧昂絲只會在瀑布下洗澡

Hmm, wait how long have I been in here?

嗯...等等，我已經洗多久啦？

Sarah?

Sarah?

Can you bring my towel?

你可以幫我把毛巾拿來嗎？

Sara?

Sara?