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  • [theme music]

  • -Ah!

  • -Ah!

  • [stammering]

  • -Get off!

  • For garlic's sake, Boris, you were sleep flying again.

  • -Was I?

  • -Face it, you're becoming a vampire.

  • -I can't be.

  • I'm not turning 16 'til next week.

  • -Why do you think I had to ban Robin from the castle?

  • -That was a misunderstanding.

  • I was just squeezing a spot on his neck.

  • -What, with your teeth?

  • Not a good sign.

  • Look, I hate to say this, but I don't

  • think we can share a room anymore.

  • -You're throwing me out?

  • -Well, no.

  • Well, yeah.

  • There's a spare coffin in the crypt.

  • -The crypt?

  • With the dead people?

  • -We're vampires.

  • Dead is our middle name.

  • -Don't do this, Vlad.

  • I can protect you from slayers with my ultra-sharp vampire

  • hearing.

  • Nothing can take me by surprise.

  • -Boo!

  • -Ah!

  • [laughing]

  • IVAN: We heard screaming.

  • COUNT DRACULA: Have you scoundrels

  • got a victim in here?

  • -Just doing a bit of flying practice, dad.

  • -Oh, pity.

  • -Get out here, boy.

  • Show me your fangs.

  • Hmm.

  • A bit under-developed.

  • Not to worry.

  • We'll start small, just a few cute bunnies.

  • -You mean kill them?

  • -No, take them synchronized swimming.

  • Of course, kill them.

  • COUNT DRACULA: You want to be a vampire, don't you?

  • -I, I don't know.

  • -Well, you'd better make up your mind, and fast.

  • -Like there's a choice.

  • Are you saying there's a choice?

  • -Uh.

  • -Oh, look at that, it's six in the morning.

  • [yawning]

  • -Coffin time.

  • -I feel sick.

  • -Five across.

  • [snoring]

  • -Dad.

  • About Boris'--

  • -Shh.

  • I know.

  • That boy is softer than a thousand year old zombie.

  • -His transformation.

  • Is there a choice, a way to get out of becoming a vampire?

  • -(WHISPERING) Get out of-- get out of becoming a vampire!

  • -Well, is there?

  • [sigh]

  • -Well, I'm not going to lie to you, Vladdy.

  • -Good, because I can tell when you're lying.

  • Your eyes glow yellow.

  • -Do they?

  • Really.

  • -Yeah.

  • -Well, I never knew that.

  • That's the trouble with having no reflection.

  • -Anyway, you were saying?

  • COUNT DRACULA: I was saying, being

  • a vampire is your destiny, and nothing you can do

  • will ever change that.

  • Is that clear?

  • -Totally.

  • Just one question.

  • Why are your eyes shut?

  • RENFIELD: Sick again Master Boris?

  • A nice bit of rat in cockroach sauce

  • will soon have you feeling better.

  • [shout]

  • -Gah!

  • -Master Boris?

  • -I said-- ow!

  • [sucking noises]

  • -Boris?

  • -What?

  • I need blood!

  • -Seriously?

  • Renfield's?

  • [gasp]

  • -That's the last time you get breakfast in bed.

  • -So.

  • -Don't give up.

  • I think there's a way out of becoming vampires.

  • -You're serious?

  • How?

  • -I don't know yet.

  • But we're going to find a way.

  • INGRID: Right, you little gremlin.

  • What have you done with my stuff?

  • -Like, I don't even know what you're talking about.

  • -My sunglasses and nail varnish.

  • -Relax.

  • They're over there.

  • [gasp]

  • -Prepare to enter a world of pain.

  • OLGA: Um, I'll take a raincheck, because right now, it's

  • time for you to go to school like a good little breather.

  • -Don't ever call me that.

  • OLGA: Why?

  • What are you going to do?

  • -You think you can challenge the princess of darkness?

  • OLGA: No, but I can whip your butt from here to Halloween.

  • -Oh, you're on, maggot muncher.

  • -OK.

  • Whoever commits the most evil deed by tonight is the winner.

  • -And the loser has to sing and dance with Renfield

  • wearing a frilly pink dress.

  • -When do we start?

  • [scream]

  • -Now.

  • -What about school?

  • -School is for breathers.

  • [schoolbell ring]

  • ROBIN: So how can I help?

  • -You really want to?

  • -Of course, if it'll stop your freakish cousin

  • dribbling down my neck.

  • So what's the plan?

  • -Well, Boris is doing some research up at the castle.

  • I'm going to look on the internet.

  • -So shall I come to yours after school?

  • -You know you can't.

  • It's too dangerous right now.

  • -Great.

  • So until you and Boris find a cure,

  • I'm stuck at home like a loser.

  • -Robin, this isn't about you.

  • -Fine.

  • I'll just spend time with my other friends.

  • -Right.

  • -I have got other friends.

  • -Of course you have, of course you have.

  • -Robin!

  • [bell rings]

  • -Robin!

  • [bell rings]

  • -Great.

  • -Ah, agent mole.

  • Ready to debrief?

  • -So, Vlad doesn't want to be a vampire,

  • and he's trying to find a cure.

  • -You're getting that master plan look in your eyes again.

  • -Correct, Jonno.

  • -My greatest plan yet and it can't possibly fail.

  • -It's kind of our theme tune.

  • -And this is the final chorus.

  • With Vlad's help, we can rid Stokely

  • of its nasty vampire problem forever.

  • This time, there'll be no mistakes, I promise.

  • -You promise?

  • I mean, no garlic guns, no puns, no totally

  • rubbish female disguises?

  • -No.

  • No, and I'm deeply hurt.

  • Jonno, the time has come to show you my secret slayer's HQ.

  • -You've got a secret slayer's HQ?

  • Why didn't you mention this before?

  • -Can I trust you, Jonno?

  • -Of course.

  • Have I ever let you down?

  • -Jonno.

  • Put these on.

  • -Do we really have to go through all this?

  • -Afraid so, Jonno.

  • The less you know, the less you can give away

  • when you're captured and tortured by vampires.

  • -Thanks, dad.

  • COMPUTER: Please speak name clearly.

  • -Eric Van Helsing.

  • COMPUTER: Voice recognized.

  • Access granted.

  • -Wow.

  • -I know.

  • I've waited a long time for this moment.

  • -Garlic guns!

  • -Forget the guns.

  • Behold our noble heritage.

  • JONNO: Who are these guys?

  • ERIC: My grandfather, Abraham Van Helsing the Third,

  • and my father, caught in the very act of slaying.

  • Look at that action.

  • -Dad, the plan.

  • ERIC: Patience.

  • Now this is my great, great, great,

  • or something, Aunt Porfiria.

  • -Nice looking woman.

  • -Yes, she was.

  • She was also a slayer, a scientist, and inventor.

  • I want to show you the greatest secret of the Van Helsings.

  • -Is it some sort of superweapon?

  • An amphibious slay-mobile?

  • -Cool.

  • Books.

  • -Not just any books.

  • Porfiria's finest work.

  • A Painless Cure for Vampires.

  • Only 20 copies were ever printed.

  • Her secrets, her discoveries, they're all in here.

  • JONNO: She was locked up.

  • -She was a misunderstood genius.

  • Jonno, are you ready for your first solo mission?

  • -What do I have to do?

  • -I want you to take Robin Branaugh out of play.

  • -You mean kill him.

  • -Nothing so pleasant.

  • I want you to make friends with him.

  • -Why?

  • -To keep him away from Vlad.

  • Divide and conquer.

  • -All right.

  • While I'm doing this, what are you going to do?

  • -We must have been through half the books in this place.

  • Haven't you found anything yet, Zoltan?

  • ZOLTAN: There's a chapter here on vampire cures,

  • but I don't think you're going to like it.

  • BORIS: I'll try anything.

  • -The surest and the most effective

  • cure for vampirism is--

  • -Yes, yes?

  • -A stake through the heart.

  • -Maybe not.

  • Any other ideas?

  • ZOLTAN: You could kill the person who made you a vampire.

  • BORIS: I was born a vampire.

  • ZOLTAN: So that would be your father.

  • Or the oldest member of the clan.

  • BORIS: Granny Dracula?

  • No more hand-knitted capes for my birthday.

  • It's a win-win.

  • ZOLTAN: Master Boris, that's granny-cide!

  • [thud]

  • ZOLTAN: Hmm, a painless cure for vampires.

  • -Painless!

  • This is it!

  • Muah, muah.

  • Porfiria Van Helsing.

  • Whoever you are, I love you!

  • After many years as a slayer, I have discovered that vampires

  • can be cured by-- by-- well, by what?

  • Come on, come on.

  • Ah!

  • -Master Boris!

  • Control yourself.

  • -What are we going to do now?

  • -I suggest you talk to Van Helsing.

  • BORIS: She must have died years ago.

  • ZOLTAN: I was referring to Mr. Van Helsing.

  • The teacher?

  • From Vlad's school?

  • -You think they might be related?

  • [sigh]

  • -If blood sucking doesn't work out,

  • have you considered a career in rocket science?

  • -OK.

  • I need to talk to Vlad.

  • Is it me or does this place smell like garlic?

  • -Plan B.

  • -Look, I'm sorry about before.

  • I know you've got plenty of friends.

  • -Yeah?

  • Name three.

  • -There's me, there's Chloe, there's me.

  • -I'm sorry I got so wound up.

  • It's just, well, the thing is, you are my only friend.

  • You're like the only one I can really talk to.

  • -What are you doing here?

  • -I'm sorry, I'm so excited.

  • -Do you know what I mean?

  • Vlad?

  • What is his problem?

  • -You know what his problem is?

  • He's a ruthless, bloodsucking monster.

  • -Don't talk like that about my best mate.

  • -Best mate?

  • Right.

  • -A painless cure for vampires.

  • It just leapt right out at me.

  • -That's amazing!

  • Where's the book?

  • -I got a little overexcited.

  • I kind of flamed it.

  • -Oh, Boris.

  • BORIS: But get this.

  • It's written by a lady called Porfiria Van Helsing.

  • Zoltan thinks that--

  • -Van Helsing knows something.

  • OK.

  • I know what to do.

  • -Boris, get back to the castle before you

  • get the munchies again.

  • -You don't know anything about me or Vlad.

  • -I know this much.

  • Vampires don't have friends, they only have victims.

  • -Vlad's different.

  • -Of course he is.

  • [snoring]

  • OLGA: So, ready to see my evil deed, loser?

  • INGRID: Whatever.

  • OLGA: Surprise!

  • INGRID: You've cleaned him up.

  • -Round one to me, I think.

  • -Oy!

  • Tools are not for fools.

  • -Robin, I need your help.

  • -Robin?

  • Oh, that's right, I exist.

  • Whenever you need a favor.

  • -Are you OK?

  • -All right, Robin?

  • -All right, Jonno, mate.

  • -I was wondering, do you want to come around mine for tea later?

  • What, to your carver?

  • Sure, I've got nothing better to do, have I, Vlad?

  • -Robin.

  • -Hang on, are you inviting me to yours?

  • -You know I can't.

  • -Fine.

  • I'd love to, mate.

  • -Oh, bum.

  • -I've hypnotized them.

  • They think they're eating spaghetti.

  • OLGA: Hmm.

  • That is quite evil, but if you do this.

  • -Hi Ingrid.

  • -Hey boys.

  • IAN: What are we doing here?

  • OLGA: Why don't you take a look?

  • IAN: I'm going to be sick.

  • OLGA: Mm, squirmy.

  • -You did this.

  • IAN: You are evil.

  • -(SCREAMING) No!

  • OLGA: Temper, temper.

  • -Think.

  • Get in his mind.

  • I'm Van Helsing, I'm bald and I stink of garlic.

  • VLAD: Not bad.

  • Hmm.

  • Let's hide all of Porfiria's secrets

  • in here, Jonno, ha ha ha.

  • -Oh, yes!

  • -(WHISPERING) Yes!

  • VLAD: Boris.

  • Boris?

  • BORIS: In here, Vlad.

  • -What are you doing?

  • -Hiding from your dad.

  • He's trying to make me bite rats for practice.

  • You found-- you found another copy?

  • -Listen.

  • Every vampire family possesses a blood mirror.

  • This mirror holds the power of the vampire clan.

  • For if their mirror should break,

  • every vampire of the blood will turn

  • to his natural, mortal state.

  • -His natural mortal state.

  • Vlad, we've done it!

  • VLAD: As soon as we smash that mirror, we have.

  • Come on.

  • BORIS: Vlad, a little help.

  • -Oh, sorry, sorry.

  • -Thank you.

  • VLAD: Zoltan, finally.

  • Where does dad keep the blood mirror?

  • [gasp]

  • ZOLTAN: I can't tell you that, Master Vlad.

  • Your father would knock the stuffing out of me.

  • I'd end up as a wolfskin rug

  • -There's a squeaky bat in it for you.

  • -There's a secret entrance to the coffin in the castle crypt.

  • [squeaking]

  • [screaming]

  • [screaming]

  • -You children spread everywhere, like moldy verrucas.

  • What are you doing?

  • -We found a secret passage, Renfield.

  • -Vlad!

  • -Do you want to have a look?

  • [screaming]

  • RENFIELD: Let me out!

  • VLAD: Last one.

  • RENFIELD: Let me out of here!

  • -This is it.

  • [banging]

  • -Shouldn't you be practicing your dance routine?

  • -Shut up and listen, coffin breath.

  • I don't like you and, well, I just don't like you.

  • But we have to work together against the boys.

  • -Sorry.

  • Vampires don't do collaboration.

  • -If you don't help me, you'll never be a vampire.

  • -As if.

  • -Our zombie brain brothers are trying

  • to smash the blood mirror.

  • -The what?

  • -Trust me.

  • If they succeed, we'll all become mortal.

  • So what's it to be?

  • Start helping, or start breathing?

  • -What's wrong?

  • -What if something's down here?

  • Something waiting for us.

  • -Come on, Boris, let's just keep moving.

  • BORIS: Vlad?

  • Help!

  • -Come on, Boris, you can do this.

  • -Vlad, what's happening?

  • -It's a vampire castle now, it's protecting the mirror.

  • -So it's trying to kill us?

  • That's not fair.

  • [roaring]

  • -Let's go back.

  • -Come on, Boris.

  • We have to do this, but slowly.

  • RENFIELD: Let me out!

  • INGRID: Renfield!

  • -Where did the boys go?

  • -Secret passage.

  • -Thanks.

  • [muffled shouting]

  • OLGA: If they smash that mirror, they are so dead.

  • I mean, undead.

  • I mean, you know what I mean.

  • ROBIN: Yes!

  • I'm winning, I'm winning.

  • Sorry, it's just, these days I can never beat Vlad.

  • He's really good.

  • -This two player game is cool.

  • I mean, usually it's just me and my dad,

  • and he's not into things that's, you know, fun.

  • -At least he doesn't spend all his spare time

  • blogging on www.blockeduptoilets.com.

  • My dad's a plumber.

  • -I knew that.

  • -Well, keep it to yourself.

  • Do you ever get jealous of orphans?

  • -Jonno.

  • A word.

  • -What's the problem, dad?

  • I'm just gaining his trust, like you told me.

  • -Don't get too close.

  • All we have to do is keep Robin out of the way

  • long enough for our plan to work.

  • -What plan?

  • What have you done to Vlad?

  • JONNO: Nothing.

  • We're just trying to help him.

  • -You're slayers, why would you help a vampire?

  • -Vlad needed a cure, and we knew the secret.

  • -What secret?

  • -OK.

  • Somewhere inside Castle Dracula is a blood mirror.

  • If it's destroyed, every vampire returns to his mortal state.

  • We knew Vlad wouldn't trust us.

  • ERIC: So we planted a book for him

  • to find telling him what to do.

  • He'll smash the mirror, no more vamps in Stokely,

  • everybody's happy.

  • -That's all right, then.

  • Nice one, Mr. Van Helsing.

  • -You're not even going to ask if there's a catch?

  • -But you just said everyone's happy.

  • -Think about it.

  • When the mirror is destroyed, every vampire

  • returns to its mortal state.

  • Count Dracula is over 600 years old.

  • Oh, for the love of garlic.

  • Branaugh, when the mirror gets smashed,

  • the Count will just be a pile of bones and ashes.

  • [laughing]

  • ROBIN: You two are sick, you know that?

  • I can't believe I trusted you.

  • You're a bigger psycho than your dad.

  • -Robin!

  • -Let him go.

  • Vlad found the book hours ago, it's probably all over.

  • -Dad, I'm not sure we've done the right thing.

  • -Nor am I, Jonno.

  • Let's go and check that he's definitely dead.

  • -Careful.

  • We don't know what the castle's going to try next.

  • We've got to be ready for anything.

  • -Vlad, look out!

  • -Enough!

  • I am the son and heir of Count Dracula.

  • Show me where the blood mirror is.

  • BORIS: Neat.

  • -Let's go.

  • -Where is everyone?

  • -Try the crypt, Robin.

  • It's very popular today.

  • -Vlad!

  • IVAN: That, brother, is check--

  • COUNT DRACULA: Shh, shh.

  • Can you hear that?

  • [banging]

  • -What?

  • [squeaking]

  • -The squeaking?

  • -No, no, not that.

  • That, that.

  • [banging]

  • RENFIELD: (DISTANT) Get me out!

  • -It's just the offspring playing in the crypt.

  • -Anyway, as I was saying, check--

  • -Oh, it's no good, I can't concentrate

  • with all this noise!

  • RENFIELD: Get me out!

  • COUNT DRACULA: Stop all this garlic awful noise immediately.

  • -Master Vlad's trying to smash the blood mirror.

  • -Unfortunately, my Vladdy would never do a thing like that.

  • -Uh, brother.

  • -How naughty, I'm impressed.

  • Still, I suppose we'd better stop him.

  • What are you doing?

  • -I thought you'd just shut me back

  • in the coffin like everyone else.

  • -All right, if you insist.

  • -Well, what are you waiting for?

  • -I don't know.

  • Something doesn't feel right.

  • INGRID: You are so weak, Vlad.

  • Everything you've ever wanted is right there in front of you.

  • You just don't have the guts to take it.

  • ROBIN: Vlad!

  • Don't do it, you'll kill your dad.

  • -What, no, he'll just return to his mortal state.

  • -Exactly.

  • And he's 600 years old.

  • -He'll crumble to dust.

  • I almost killed my own father.

  • BORIS: Oh.

  • Now we're both going to end up evil.

  • VLAD: Don't you understand?

  • If we kill our dads, we're more evil than any vampire.

  • -Good point.

  • -Vlad, Boris, Olga, the other one.

  • What's going on?

  • INGRID: Hello daddy, and goodbye.

  • [gasp]

  • -No, no!

  • OLGA: Ah!

  • You, you, you've turned me into a breather!

  • INGRID: And I've killed your dad.

  • OLGA: Yeah, whatever.

  • -Slain by my own daughter.

  • You're so grounded.

  • -Guess this means I win the bet, right?

  • -You did this for a bet?

  • That is evil.

  • -Thanks.

  • IVAN: Uh, I can't help noticing I haven't disintegrated.

  • -Speak for yourself, I'm falling apart.

  • -No you're not, dad, because you'd never

  • miss the chance to become a vampire.

  • Where's the real blood mirror, Ingrid?

  • -Well done, breather boy.

  • COUNT DRACULA: Oh yes, I thought it was bigger.

  • -You, you--

  • -Princess of darkness is the phase you're looking for.

  • Speaking of which, shouldn't you be

  • getting changed around about now?

  • -I can't believe the Count and his brother are still alive.

  • -They might not survive this.

  • RENFIELD: If you're ever down a well--

  • -Ring my bell.

  • -If you're ever up a tree--

  • -Just fall to me.

  • -And if you ever lose your teeth and you're out to dine--

  • -Borrow mine.

  • RENFIELD AND OLGA: It's friendship,

  • friendship, just the perfect blendship.

  • When other friendships are being forgot, ours will still be hot.

  • Friendship, friendship, just the perfect blendship,

  • when other friendships have been forgot, ours will still be hot.

  • [clapping]

  • [theme music]

[theme music]

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年輕的德古拉 - BBC系列 - 第2季第3集 "鏡子鏡子" (Young Dracula - BBC Series - Season 2 Ep 3 "Mirror Mirror")

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