X-Men: Days of Future Past.

If First Class wasn't enough prequel for you

and Last Stand wasn't last enough for you,

experience the prequel-sequel that made the worst X-Men movie

irrelevant

and the worst Wolverine movie into a bad dream.

It's OK, it's OK, it's all gone now.

Shhh.

Journey to a time when humanity and mutants alike are trapped in a Tron Legacy prison

Where only the plot of Terminator 2 can save them, as an indestructible badass gets sent

back in time

without his clothes

to protect a vulnerable young man with long hair

who will one day become a leader

and stop a shape-shifter from destroying the future.

"Who sent you?"

"You did."

"The person who sent me... was you."

"What?"

In a world full of other cool X-Men, meet Wolverine for the 7th

f***ing time.

Hugh Jackman returns to the role he could play in his sleep by now

... which he does.

Watch as he's sent back to alter history the only way he knows how:

spoiler alerts.

"You and I are gonna be good friends."

"I spent a lot of years trying to bring you down."

"I was your most helpless student."

"In the future, do I make it?"

"No."

Spend the other half of your time with characters like

Charles Xavier, the young mutant heroin addict,

Hank McCoy, his enabler,

"I added a little extra cuz you missed a dose."

Quicksilver, a mutant so powerful he could single-handedly solve

every problem the X-Men will ever have

which is probably why they leave him at home,

and Mystique, a mutant so stubborn she'd rather cause the apocalypse than listen to reason.

"Humans use your blood, your genes, to create a weapon that wipes us all out."

"Please do not make us the enemy today."

"Get out of my head, Charles!"

"If you kill Trask, you'll be creating countless more just like him."

"Then I'll kill them too."

When your psychic friend, his mortal enemy, and a dude from the

future are all telling you the same thing, you should probably listen to them, idiot.

So get ready for a super-powered snuff film where everybody dies

but, also, nobody dies.

And witness an epilogue that ties up all loose ends, where all your favorite X-Men show up

alive and well,

which totally undermines the stakes of X-Men: Apocalypse,

but who cares? This scene was awesome!

Top that, Avengers!

Starring

PowerPoint

Magnets, How Do They Work?

The Flash

Reverse Austin Powers

Storm Thurmond

Mysteets

Kelsey Syntax

Oldneto

Megamind

The Other Gay Ellen

I'm Tiny Ron Burgundy?

And Ultron

X-Men: Timecop.

So, if this movie takes place in 1973, and Wolverine: Origins takes place in 1986, Charles

is gonna go from this to this in 13 years?

Yikes.