Name: 調皮猴子動物園緊貼新女友！ (Punch the Monkey Cuddles up With New Girlfriend at the Zoo)
Uploaded: 2026-03-29T23:08:55.000Z
Duration: 4 min 38 s

It is time for the highs and lows of the week, and

來到本週的開心與不開心時刻，

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our first high goes to just how far we've come with our good pal Punch, the internet's favorite baby Japanese macaque.

我們第一個開心的事情，要獻給我們的好朋友 Punch，牠可是網路最愛的嬰兒日本獼猴。

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As documented extensively here, Punch won fans around the world after appearing to be bullied by other monkeys at a zoo outside of Tokyo that adopted him when he was abandoned by his mom.

正如這裡廣泛記錄的，Punch 在東京一家動物園裡，因為被其他猴子欺負，贏得了全世界粉絲的喜愛，這家動物園在牠被媽媽拋棄後收養了牠。

The zoo first gave him a now-famous IKEA stuffy so he'd have a friend.

動物園一開始給了牠一個現在很有名的 IKEA 娃娃，讓牠有個伴。

Then he started to go on some playdates with real-life friends.

然後牠開始跟真實的朋友們出去玩。

Well now the 8-month-old appears to have a real-life girlfriend.

現在這隻 8 個月大的猴子，似乎有了個真實的女朋友。

New video shows Punch cuddling up with a female macaque named Momo Chan.

新影片顯示 Punch 和一隻叫做 Momo Chan 的母獼猴依偎在一起。

Punch and Mo hugging, playing together, even a little kissing.

Punch 和 Mo 抱在一起、一起玩，甚至還有點親親。

A full-on situationship there in the enclosure.

籠子裡完全是「友達以上，戀人未滿」的關係。

Our first low goes to those absolutely punishing hours-long security lines brought to you completely unnecessarily this week by your United States Congress.

我們第一個要說的壞消息，是美國國會這週完全不必要地造成的，那些長到爆的安檢隊伍。

They are the longest security lines in TSA history, winding their way through the nation's busiest airports.

這些是 TSA 史上最長的安檢隊伍，蜿蜒穿過全國最繁忙的機場。

The president deployed ICE agents to some of them, including to Newark Airport in New Jersey, where one traveler from Central Casting went viral for his very New York reaction.

總統派遣了 ICE 幹員到其中一些機場，包括新澤西州的紐華克機場，那裡有一位從中央演員名單來的旅客，因為他非常紐約式的反應而爆紅。

As long as they can check my bags and get me on my flight, I'm good to go.

只要他們能幫我檢查行李，讓我順利搭上飛機就好。

I want to get I want to get to the Bahamas.

希望他最後有順利抵達巴哈馬。

Meanwhile, officials at America's busiest airport, Atlanta Hartsfield-Jackson, attempted anyway to ease tensions, bringing in a soothing violinist to play for the frustrated travelers standing in those long lines.

同時，在全美最繁忙的機場——亞特蘭大哈茲菲爾德-傑克遜國際機場，官員們仍試圖緩和緊張氣氛，請來一位撫慰人心的提琴手，為那些排在長隊中的旅客演奏。

A nice thought, but a little free chick-fil-A from those nearby T-gates?

這個想法不錯，但如果附近 T 航廈能發點免費的 Chick-fil-A 就更好了。

Our next high goes to the extraordinary woman who once worked at a prestigious hospital as a janitor, now returning there as a doctor.

接下來要介紹的是一位非凡的女性，她曾經在一間聲譽卓著的醫院擔任清潔工，現在則以醫生的身份重返該院。

That is Shay Taylor Allen, learning she matched into the residency program for anesthesiology at Yale New Haven Hospital.

她就是 Shay Taylor Allen，得知她成功申請到耶魯紐哈芬醫院的麻醉科住院醫師計畫。

The 32-year-old was born at that hospital and worked as a custodian there for 10 years.

這位 32 歲的女性出生在那家醫院，並在那裡擔任了 10 年的清潔工。

After high school, she postponed college, mopping floors and emptying trash at Yale New Haven to earn money for her family.

高中畢業後，她延後了大學學業，在耶魯紐哈芬醫院拖地、倒垃圾來為家人賺錢。

She continued to work there during her college years, and

她大學期間也持續在那裡工作，

now Shay is graduating from Howard University Medical School and will be working as a doctor in the residency program at Yale.

現在 Shay 即將從哈佛大學醫學院畢業，並將以住院醫師的身分回到耶魯擔任醫生。

Our final low goes to a Michigan woman who treated her Zoom court hearing like a trip to the drive-thru at Wendy's.

我們最後一則新聞，要帶大家看一位密西根州的女子，她把視訊法庭聽證會當成了溫蒂漢堡得來速。

That is our defendant, Kimberly Carroll, in a debt collection hearing with Judge Michael McNally in Woodhaven, Michigan.

那位是我們的被告 Kimberly Carroll，在密西根州 Woodhaven，與法官 Michael McNally 的債務催收聽證會上。

After joining Zoom court late, Kim turned on her camera to reveal she clearly was in the driver's seat of a moving vehicle.

Kim 在 Zoom 視訊法庭遲到後，打開鏡頭，結果發現她明顯坐在移動車輛的駕駛座上。

How would you be on the left-hand side if you're a passenger in the front seat?

如果妳是前座乘客，怎麼會在左邊？

我是說，她說謊的樣子真的很囂張。

Judge McNally pressed his case, asking to, uh-oh, Kim, see the driver.

McNally 法官繼續追問，要求，呃喔，Kim，讓駕駛現身。

Now I have to ask their I have to ask their permission.

現在我必須問他們的，我必須問他們的允許。

Now just kind of walking around a gas station looking for the other driver there, Kim.

現在就這樣在加油站到處找另一位駕駛，Kim。

The judge had no further questions for the defendant and swiftly entered a default judgment.

法官對被告沒有進一步的問題，並迅速做出缺席判決。

And don't forget, you can catch the Today Show every morning on NBC or Take Today when you're on the go.

別忘了，你每天早上都可以在 NBC 頻道收看 Today Show，或是在外出時收聽 Take Today。

Just follow the Today Podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen.

只要在 Apple Podcasts、Spotify 或任何你收聽 Podcast 的地方追蹤 Today Podcast 就可以了。