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  • Bryan Cranston: Our delivery was a little difficult.

  • The doctor was there, and she's sensing trauma.

  • She's telling Robin at a certain point,

  • "You got to push, honey, you got to push."

  • So I turn to Robin and I go, "Come on!

  • Hank Azaria: (laughs)

  • Bryan: "Push that thing!"

  • Bryan: "Goddamn it, push that thing!

  • "Let's go, let's go!"

  • Hank: (laughs)

  • Bryan: And she goes, "Don't talk!"

  • Hank: (laughs)

  • Hank: You got the old "Shut up,

  • "He can talk, but you can't?"

  • Bryan: Yeah, yeah.

  • (light upbeat music)

  • Hank: I am not a children kind of person.

  • I don't really like kids.

  • I don't gravitate towards them.

  • They make me nervous when I'm around them..

  • I didn't particularly like myself as a child.

  • I feel about kids the way I feel about most people,

  • which is most of them are annoying.

  • Children are no exception.

  • They're just like annoying short people.

  • My dad, he was a really great dancer.

  • He was a good businessman.

  • He was great at tennis.

  • He didn't love being a daddy.

  • It just wasn't his thing.

  • Look, my dad's philosophy is child rearing is the woman's province.

  • Male: Right, but you don't think that that's generational?

  • Hank: Do you think that it's easier or harder to raise a kid nowadays

  • than when you raised a kid?

  • Al Azaria: Medically, it has to be easier now.

  • Hank: Medically it's easier?

  • I want to start shooting this film about my friends who are daddies

  • because I have a dilemma about

  • whether I want to be a dad or not and having kids.

  • The closest thing I have to a child is Annie.

  • Annie's low maintenance even for a dog, always has been.

  • My lovely girlfriend Katie and I have been together for a bunch of years.

  • The question was less for us "Do we get married?" than "Do we have a kid?"

  • We, in the last hour, made the decision to put poor Annie down.

  • As I'm sitting there crying, dealing with that,

  • our lovely camera operator throws up,

  • and I ask, "Hey, are you pregnant?"

  • Katie: (laughs)

  • Hank: And she is pregnant.

  • So, this is from the man who is making a documentary film ...

  • Katie: (laughs)

  • Hank: ... about how I can't understand why anybody wants to be a father.

  • It's Preg and Nant.

  • Katie: (laughs)

  • Hank: (laughs)

  • I love you, Kate.

  • Katie: (whispers) I love you too.

  • Hank: I can't believe we're shooting this.

  • So the documentary changed.

  • I started this journey of asking everyone I could see,

  • my friends, my poker buddies, experts, "Why did you want to become a father?"

  • "What's so great about it?"

  • "How did you handle it?"

  • "How did it change your life?"

  • Male: I promise you it will all be OK.

  • Hank: And the questions don't end, so you keep asking.

  • See, I have a fear that I won't bond somehow.

  • Did you experience any of that?

  • Mike Nichols: We had the baby, and of course, I had this instant transformation.

  • It was love at first sight

  • Mike Myers: Having a kid will be like falling in love for the first time

  • when you're 12 but everyday.

  • Hank: Hmm.

  • Mike: Which it absolutely has been.

  • Richard Kind: There were times when I literally will say,

  • "I'm leaving town because my children are acting too much like me."

  • Hank: You know, if you really love them, you just disappear for a year.

  • Richard: (laughs)

  • Phil Rosenthal: You can say there are times when you're, like ...

  • Hank: Right.

  • Phil: I could kill her.

  • Hank: Right.

  • Phil: But you wouldn't.

  • Hank: That's good advice.

  • Don't kill them.

  • Kate's getting ready to get on the old table here.

  • You like these stirrups, right?

  • These are the good kind?

  • Katie: There's no good stirrup.

  • Hank: Oh.

  • (ultrasound noises)

  • Katie: No.

  • Hank: Oh no way!

  • Katie: Oh my God! (laughs)

  • Doctor: Oh, it's real.

  • Katie: (laughs)

  • Hank: Everything looks fantastic.

  • This was really fun and actually helpful.

  • Willie Garson: I'll talk to you again when he is in prison.

  • Hank: Are you a daddy, by any chance?

  • Male: I am.

  • Hank: You are?

  • I'll have my first kid soon.

  • Male: How nice!

  • Hank: Any advice for me about being a father at all?

  • Male: Everything you're worried about now will not be what you worry about then.

  • Hank: See, everybody gives me these vague poetic answers,

  • like everything changes.

  • Male: That's not a bad thing.

  • Kevin Bacon: The phases will drive you up a [inaudible] wall.

  • You'll be, like, "I cannot take the ..." whatever it is, the colicky phase.

  • Hank: Right.

  • Kevin: The diaper phase.

  • And they keep going.

  • They pass, and nobody ever tells you that in the books.

  • This too shall pass.

  • Hank: How's it going?

  • Is he kicking at all?

  • Katie: [unintelligible] a little kick [unintelligible].

  • Hank: Come on.

  • Give Daddy a kick.

  • Ooh, is that, is that one?

  • Katie: Yeah (laughs).

  • Hank: I just felt that.

  • (beeping noise)

  • So we have a problem.

  • The baby has to come out 10 weeks early.

  • Kate is really sick.

  • (tender music)

  • He was born at 2-1/2 pounds.

  • At 30 weeks, he should have been closer to 3.

  • That's how they knew we had definite "get him out" situation going on

  • because once they measured him in there with the ultrasound

  • and saw that he was 2-1/2, it meant he wasn't getting enough nutrition anymore.

  • (beeping sound)

  • Female: All these wires and tubes.

  • Hank: No one knows whether the lupus created the pre-eclampsia

  • or the pre-eclampsia made the lupus flare up,

  • but they both happened. (beeping sound)

  • What are you doing in there?

  • (beeping sound)

  • (beeping sound)

  • Eleven days old today.

  • He's up to 2 pounds, 14 ounces.

  • He's born at 2.9, went down 2.5

  • He's back up 2.14.

  • He gains an ounce a day.

  • Oh, you're a coconut, that's what you are.

  • (tender music)

  • Jim Gaffigan: It's really just this gigantic ball of fear and love and ...

  • Hank: (laughs)

  • Jim: And anxiety and exhaustion.

  • It's the one job that I don't want to [inaudible] up.

  • Nurse: There you go.

  • Just make sure his head is a little bit higher than his ...

  • Hank: Is this good?

  • Nurse: Mm-hmm.

  • Hank: Oh my God, I never held you before.

  • Katie: (laughs)

  • Hank: Oh my God.

  • Hank: Until you have a family, you don't ...

  • Bryan: You don't ..

  • Bryan: You don't have empathy.

  • Hank: No.

  • Hank: Hey Hal, take a look at Daddy.

  • Take a look at Daddy.

  • Hey!

  • Katie: (laughs)

  • Female: (laughs)

  • Hank: Hi!

  • (laughs)

  • Bryan: But the thing that's happened to me too is that

  • has there been a sense of fear that has come into your life?

  • Hal: Oh, you mean worry for them?

  • Bryan: Yeah.

  • Hal: Oh absolutely.

  • Bryan: That we've never felt before as men.

  • And until you have a wife and child,

  • and the idea of putting them into that car seat and, you know,

  • it's like, "Geez!"

  • Hank: Yeah.

  • Bryan: It's one of those things that's a tradeoff.

  • You get the joy and the love of this being that you brought in

  • and a tremendous responsibility,

  • and you also get the worry.

  • (beeping sound)

  • (kissing sound)

  • Hank: How's it going, buddy?

  • (tender music)

  • Essentially, what happened in that first month after the baby was born,

  • was C-sectioned out at 30 weeks, 10 weeks early,

  • baby was in the NICU, ended up being in the neonatal intensive care unit

  • for seven weeks.

  • And in that first especially 2, 3 weeks,

  • Katie was in a bad way.

  • I essentially had to be the one to go to the NICU all the time

  • to be with the baby at the incubator.

  • Even if your baby is all right, which, thank God, he was,

  • all around you are other babies not all right.

  • Fisticuffs?

  • Come on!

  • Come on!

  • I'm standing here!

  • Come on!

  • Katie: (laughs)

  • Hal: Come on!

  • Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

  • As a father of 11 weeks,

  • I'm able to answer one question that guys couldn't answer for me.

  • You just want them to be OK.

  • You're so grateful when the kid is healthy,

  • you're, like, fine.

  • Up late, diapers, screaming in the house, whatever,

  • you'll take that deal in a heartbeat.

  • (tender music)

  • You know how that chick in "The Blair Witch Project," she keeps shooting?

  • Male: Mm-hmm.

  • Hank: And they're, like, "Would you turn off the [inaudible] camera?"

  • She's, like, (cries) "You don't understand.

  • "It makes me less afraid if I can look through."

  • And then later, the guy is, like, "She is right."

  • When you look through the lens, it's like you're more ...

  • It's more objectified.

  • That's kind of like how I feel about the whole pregnancy.

  • Male: (laughs)

  • Hank: It's [inaudible] terrifying half the time,

  • but if I'm pointing a camera at it, it's like,

  • "All right, this is a shoot, and it's interesting, and ..."

  • Male: Eventually, someone will come and take the baby away.

  • Hank: (laughs) Exactly.

  • And then we'll wrap.

  • Male: (laughs)

  • Hank: And ...

  • Male: When the baby comes out, it's over.

  • Hank: (laughs) We'll be done!

  • Male: (laughs)

  • Hank: The baby will go into post.

  • Male: (laughs)

Bryan Cranston: Our delivery was a little difficult.

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Preg & Nant|第1集|父親的身份。 (Preg & Nant | Ep. 1 | Fatherhood)

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