Name: 海綿寶寶：鹹鹹的海綿 (完整劇集)！ (SpongeBob SquarePants: The Salty Sponge (Full Episode))
Uploaded: 2026-03-07T22:35:16.000Z
Duration: 12 min 13 s

Oh, who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

A sermon in yellow and forest if none of the nonsense be something you wish Then drop on the neck and drop like a fish ready?

如果這些胡鬧都不是你想要的，那就準備好像魚一樣從脖子上掉下來，準備好了嗎？

Soon I will get a frill cooking patties on my grill.

我很快就要在我的烤架上烤肉餅了。

海底總動員關閉，因為有海膽。

I'm closing the old girl up for a week to get rid of those prickly pets.

我要關閉這老地方一週，來處理那些帶刺的寵物。

另外，我還有一個海膽清除券。

I've rented you out to a different establishment for the week so as not to disrupt me incoming meetings.

我這週把你租給別間店了，這樣才不會打擾到我即將到來的會議。

I got him a job in the entertainment industry.

Still better than working with SpongeBob.

蟹老闆，我會在什麼地方工作？

You'll be working right here at the Salty Spittoon.

你就在這裡的「鹹水噴泉」工作。

How would you go in there, go up to the biggest customer, look him squarely in the eye, and

你怎麼進去，走到最大的客人面前，直視他的眼睛，然後

let him know exactly what you think of him.

No problem, Mr. K. I'm great at looking squarely.

沒問題，蟹老闆。我最擅長直視了。

I'm gonna tell you exactly what I think of you.

我會直接告訴你我對你的真實想法。

You have got the most beautiful baby blue eyes.

你擁有一雙最美麗的寶藍色眼睛。

我這雙藍眼睛是遺傳我媽媽的。

Everybody knows my green eyes are the most beautiful.

大家都知道我這雙綠眼睛才是最美的。

Um, just out of curiosity of what happened to your last fry cook?

嗯，只是好奇你上一位炸薯條的員工發生了什麼事？

Your photo is gonna be next if you don't get to work.

如果你不開始工作，你的照片也會被掛上去。

It'll be just like working at the Krusty Crib.

Give me a brick covered in nails with extra motor oil.

給我一塊釘滿釘子、淋上機油的磚頭。

我要的是一塊釘滿釘子的磚頭。

Sorry, Brick covered with nails, extra motor oil, Salty Spittoon style.

抱歉，釘滿釘子、加機油，Salty Spittoon 風格的磚頭。

72 bricks covered in motor oil coming right up.

Give me a tall glass of broken glass in a dirty glass.

來杯裝在髒玻璃杯裡的碎玻璃。

She probably didn't recognize me now that I'm a tough guy.

可能是我現在變得很強，她沒認出來。

這個新來的廚師看起來很厲害。

You're probably tired of people riding you all the time.

你大概受夠了別人老是騎在你頭上。

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海綿寶寶：鹹鹹的海綿 (完整劇集)！ (SpongeBob SquarePants: The Salty Sponge (Full Episode))

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