Man this shit is so wrong on so many motherfucking levels yo...

I was talking to one of my /co/ friends, and he sent me with the name only labeled My Little Pony

I said to this dude what's this shit?

He just giggled and says just watch 'em.

And make sure nobody is around when you are watching it.

I thought it was some dumb kiddies' show or some strange shit

But as I watched the first video I was like yoooo....

What the fuck?

Then I continued and I was like YOOOO

And then the dragon dude sneezed out a letter and I was like YOOOOOO

I couldn't fucking believe what I just saw

It was like satan wrote a cartoon

Shit was so disturbing

Yet I couldn't stop watching it

Then video two and there was six of them

Those niggas... Those... Niggas...

And the bad dude kidnapped their queen

YOOOOOOOO

And then the pink one started giggling at the ghostie like YOOOOOOO

It was like your bitch wanted to cuddle with you but she wanted to do something different

And it was so fucked up and creepy you just kept watching it

And that's what I fucking did.

And then I saw video three

Three niggas, three!

It was three...!

And rarity was her name, nigga. Rarity was her motherfucking name!

Oh my god, I ain't going to heaven niggas I already sold my soul to lucifer.

So I just wanna tell you all RIGHT NOW

DON'T WATCH A CARTOON LABELED MY LITTLE PONY

Don't do it nigga, it's like... succubus!

Remember what I'm saying to you niggas!