Name: 柯南與凱文尼龍的摔角搭檔角色大對決！| 柯南需要粉絲 (Conan & Kevin Nealon’s Tag-Team Wrestling Personas | Conan O'Brien Needs A Fan)
Uploaded: 2026-02-12T17:12:05.000Z
Duration: 22 min 3 s

Welcome to Conan Needs a Fan with Conan and special guest Kevin Nealon.

歡迎來到 Conan Needs a Fan，由 Conan 和特別來賓 Kevin Nealon 主持。

那可以稍微跟我們介紹一下你自己嗎？

I just have a little scrap of paper here that says that you are a.

我這裡有一張小紙條，上面寫著你是一位。

Yeah, I've been in the wrestling business for 27 years now.

對啊，我已經在摔角界打滾 27 年了。

Christopher, you have a character, right, when you're wrestling?

Christopher，你摔角的時候有角色嗎？

當你進入「先知」這個角色時，請告訴我們。

Tell us a little bit about this character, the Prophet.

請跟我們聊聊這個「先知」的角色。

Are you someone who believes he's a prophet, or is your character really a prophet?

你是相信自己是先知的人，還是你的角色真的是先知？

A very quiet, just straight to the point.

I get in the ring and do my job and just represent myself that way.

我進到擂臺，做好我的工作，就這樣展現我自己。

So this signature move is called the Prophecy.

所以這個招牌絕招叫做「預言」。

And at some point during your battle, you say, now it's time for the prophecy.

然後在戰鬥的某個時刻，你會說，現在是「預言」的時間了。

所以我會把他們的胳膊勾在我的胳膊上。

I pick them up sideways like a body slam.

我會像過肩摔一樣把他們側身抱起來。

I swing their body out and sit down and slam it.

我會把他們的身體甩出去，然後坐下，重重摔下去。

Can I say something that is a greater prophecy than anything I've read in the Old or New Testament.

我能說這比我在舊約或新約讀過的任何預言都更偉大嗎？

I think if those were the prophecies, people would really pay attention.

我想如果這些就是預言，大家一定會非常關注。

You have to be an amazing athlete to be a wrestler, and

你必須是個很棒的運動員才能當摔角手，而且

to do it at the level that you've been doing it At.

以你一直以來達到的那個水準。

For so long, have you had some bad injuries?

這麼久了，你受過什麼嚴重的傷嗎？

But around 10 years in, I did break my elbow.

不過大概十年左右的時候，我手肘有骨折。

But the weirdest thing that happened to me is I came down with a condition called rhabdomyolysis, and

但最奇怪的事情是，我得了橫紋肌溶解症，

that's basically where my muscles were breaking down and being filtered through my kidneys.

基本上就是我的肌肉在分解，然後透過腎臟過濾。

所以我的尿液變黑了，這樣很不好嗎？

沒有，沒有，沒有，沒有，沒有，沒有，沒有，沒有，沒有。

There's not a person here who's not peeing some black urine right now.

這裡沒有人現在沒有在尿出黑色的尿液。

It breaks down your muscles and then converts it into a thick sludge that you then pee out.

它會分解你的肌肉，然後轉化成濃稠的黏液，然後你再把它排出來。

If you do that while you're standing on the ropes in the corner, is that some kind of a defense, like an oil sludge?

如果你在繩圈角落站著的時候做這件事，這算是某種防禦嗎？像油泥一樣？