Name: 噁心橘子 – 冬季的邪惡收成！ (Annoying Orange - Winter's Wicked Harvest!)
Uploaded: 2025-12-13T18:04:51.000Z
Duration: 22 min 10 s

Captain's Blog Stardate 1327-999999-49999-9999 Captain.

艦長日誌 星曆 1327-999999-49999-9999 艦長。

The fruit prize is responding to a distress call from our sister ship, the Resplendent, who went silent shortly after.

水果獎項正在回應我們姊妹船「璀璨號」的求救訊號，牠們在不久後就失去聯繫了。

So we're venturing into unknown territory where no fruit has gone before.

所以我們要冒險進入一片未知的領域，那裡是沒有水果去過的地方。

You know, except for all the fruits on the other ship we're looking for.

你知道，除了我們在找的那艘船上的所有水果之外。

This could potentially be a long and dangerous voyage.

這趟旅程可能會很漫長又危險。

Not only is the Genesis Machine the most powerful engine core created, but

創世機不但是最強大的引擎核心，

So I just downloaded the last logs from the Resplendent just before their distress signal.

所以我下載了「璀璨號」發出求救訊號前的最後日誌。

They were investigating an old vessel drifting through space.

他們正在調查一艘在太空中漂流的舊船艦。

Hey, look, it's just the ship we're looking for.

嘿，看，就是我們要找的那艘船。

We are one happy fleet, hiding in plain sight.

我們是一支快樂的艦隊，隱藏在眾人眼前。

Captain, this is no time for knock knock joke.

艦長，現在不是開玩笑的時候。

Well, if you're not a knock knock joke, and

好吧，如果你不是在講敲門笑話，

you're not a blue hedgehog, I don't see the point.

也不是藍色刺蝟，那我看沒什麼意義。

護盾失效了，曲速引擎也一樣。

Oh, you're in no position to negotiate, Captain.

I'll take the one thing that means the most to you in this world.

我會拿走這世界上對你最重要的東西。

Then I demand you hand over all manuals and games with your Genesis machine.

那我要求你交出你 Genesis 機器的所有手冊和遊戲。

Orange, I shall leave you as I have frozen, drifting in space for all eternity.

Orange，我就讓你永遠漂流在太空中，就像我把你凍結一樣。

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噁心橘子 – 冬季的邪惡收成！ (Annoying Orange - Winter's Wicked Harvest!)