It's a gun murder. I like it.

是槍殺，我喜歡

- Some murders take hours... - (victim groans)

- 有些謀殺需要幾小時... -（受害者呻吟）

Now...this murder...takes years!

如今...這起謀殺...持續好幾年！

What is happening?

發生什麼事？

(laughing)

（笑）

It began as a nuisance.

這一開始只是令人討厭

I feel like I've seen this video.

我覺得我好像看過這個

Oh yes. (laughs) I have definitely seen this video.

噢沒錯（笑）我絕對看過這個

Yes! Oh god.

太棒了！老天

(laughs) I forgot this existed!

（笑）我都忘了有這個東西！

- (laughing) What?! - What am I watching?

-（笑）什麼？！ - 我在看什麼東西？

Get away from me! Get away from me!

離我遠一點！離我遠一點！

What the heck?

什麼鬼？

He'll use the spoon. Use the spoon. Yeah.

他會用湯匙，快用湯匙，耶

He dropped the knife. He dropped the knife

他把刀子丟了，他把刀子丟了

and decided to spoon.

然後選擇了湯匙

- It will find you... - (laughing)

- 他會找到你... -（笑）

It will hit you...with a spoon!

他會用湯匙...打你！

(laughing)

（笑）

Again...and again...

一次...又一次...

Why is no one outside the White House doing anything?

為什麼白宮外沒有任何人在做事？

The Louvre has great security.

羅浮宮很安全

- And again-- - Stay in your house!

- 一次又一次... - 待在家裡啊！

Just call the police!

打給警察啊！

- And again, and again, and again! - Wonder if it happens again.

- 一次又一次、又一次、又一次！ - 不知道會不會再發生一次

- And again, and again, and again! - This is so random.

- 一次又一次、又一次、又一次！ - 這好亂來

And again, and again, and again, and again.

一次又一次、又一次、又一次

This is so stressful to watch. I feel so sorry for him.

看這個好有壓力，我替他感到難過

Isn't this like the ending to the Lord of the Rings?

這是不是有點像魔戒的結局？

It just keeps going on and on and on.

就這樣一直一直持續下去

- And again-- - Stop!

- 又一次... - 停下來！

- And again, and again. - (laughing)

- 又一次、又一次 -（笑）

He couldn't even commit suicide.

他想自殺都不行

- ...pounding several soft spots into your skull. - Oh, that was cool.

- ...敲擊你頭顱幾個脆弱的地方 - 噢，那挺酷的

- You got one spot-- - At the ribs.

- 你有一個點... - 在肋骨那裡

- Over 12 years in the making. - Oh my god. Why?!

- 製作超過12年 - 我的老天，為什麼？！

- Filmed on five continents. - The effort! The cinematography!

- 在五大洲拍攝 - 那些付出！電影攝製！

It's amazing!

太驚人了！

- With a running time of over nine hours. - (laughing)

- 運行時間超過9小時 -（笑）

It's so dark.

這好黑暗

What am I watching right now?

我到底在看什麼

Oh! It smashed.

噢！它斷了！

No...he has more spoons.

不...他有更多湯匙

He has more spoons! (laughs)

他有更多湯匙！（笑）

I love it so much!

我好愛這個

The horribly slow murderer with the extremely inefficient weapon.

超級沒效率的武器所進行的長得不可思議的謀殺

Oh my gosh.

我的天啊

Can you endure...

你能忍受...

20,000 spoonfuls of terror?

滿滿20,000匙的恐懼嗎？

(laughs) Stop! Too soon, too soon.

（笑）夠了！太快了、太快了

Slowly...

緩慢的...

What?!

什麼？！

That was the most random thing I've ever seen in my life.

這是我這輩子看過最詭異的東西

I loved this video. I loved this video.

我愛這影片、我愛這影片

I'm speechless.

我無言了

I feel like I got horribly lost on the internet.

我覺得我好不懂網路

- (Finebros) Okay, so what was that? - (laughing) You tell me, man!

-（Finebros）好的，剛剛那是什麼？ -（笑）你告訴我啊！

I have absolutely no idea what I just watched.

我對剛剛看的東西一點概念都沒有

Guy hitting another guy with a spoon for entirely too long.

一個人花太多時間拿湯匙打另一個人

That was a death by trailer.

那是一個預告片述說的死亡

A trailer for a spoon murder mystery.

一個湯匙謀殺案的預告片

I just called it the spoon video from back in the day.

我以前都叫它湯匙影片

(Finebros) So the name of the video is The Horribly Slow Murderer

（Finebros）他的片名叫超級沒效率的武器

- With the Extremely Inefficient Weapon. - Wait, what?

- 所進行的長得不可思議的謀殺 - 等等，什麼？

The Horribly Slow Murderer...(chuckles)... The Horribly Slow--

超級沒效率的武器...（輕笑）超級沒效率...

The Horribly Slow Murderer With the Terribly Inefficient Weapon.

超級沒效率的武器所進行的長得不可思議的謀殺

(Finebros) What was going on in your head when you were

（Finebros）你看影片的時候

experiencing the journey of this video?

在想什麼？

My thoughts were, I swear to god, I wish I could be this funny.

我想的是，向老天發誓，希望這個會很好笑

That was so funny!

這個太好笑了！

I was really creeped out and concerned, and then I was just annoyed

我真的被嚇到又很擔憂，之後就覺得有點煩躁

and thought maybe I should leave.

然後想我也許應該走人

Then I was wondering if this was a prank that you guys were pulling.

接著我就想這會不會是你們的惡作劇

At first, it seems like this B horror movie.

這一開始看起來像B級恐怖片

The moment he throws away the knife, it's like,

在他丟掉刀子的瞬間，我整個

"Okay. This is ridiculous."

「好吧，這真是太荒謬了」

And it's definitely one of those things where the humor just keeps going.

而且這絕對是那種會一直幽默到最後的東西

It keeps going. It keeps doing the same thing

會一直繼續，一直重複一樣的事情

over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over.

一再、一再、一再、一次又一次、又一次

And over, and over, and over, and over again.

又一次、又一次、又一次、又一次的重複

He just kept on hitting him! It just didn't stop!

就是一直打他！都不會結束！

With a spoon! (laughs)

還是用湯匙欸！（笑）

What?!

什麼？！

Spoons can be sinister in the right context.

湯匙在對的情形下可以很可怕

- What? - Like eye gouging.

- 什麼？ - 像是挖眼睛

Imagine if you're strapped to a table and I come in

想像你被綁在桌上，我走進來

and melon ball your eyes out.

然後把你的眼球挖出來

(Finebros) And what did you think of the villain with the spoon?

（Finebros）那你覺得拿湯匙的壞蛋怎麼樣？

Very bendy.

很容易彎曲

Just creepy!

就是很可怕！

It reminds me of Jack the Killer, Slenderman.

這讓我想到殺手傑克、森林暗鬼

What I immediately thought of was Death from Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey.

我立刻想到的是「比爾和泰德歷險記」中的死神

- Maybe he represented death-- - Are you trying to see art

- 也許他代表死亡... - Phil你在嘗試在什麼都不是的東西裡

where there's nothing, Phil?

看出藝術嗎？

Clearly, he has too much time on his hands, to hit this guy

很明顯的，他太閒了，閒到得以

constantly with a spoon. When does he pee?

不斷的用湯匙打那個人，他什麼時候去尿尿？

(Finebros) What advice would you give to the guy being chased with the spoon?

（Finebros）你會給被湯匙追著跑的那個人什麼建議？

Hit him with a bigger spoon.

用更大的湯匙打回去

Cover himself with magnets that push the spoons away.

在自己身上貼滿磁鐵，把湯匙推開

Or maybe bubble wrap.

或是用泡泡紙

Pull down your trousers or something!

把褲子脫下來之類的！

Weird him out so he runs away and goes, "Nah, forget this!"

把他嚇跑，讓他覺得「好吧算了！」

He did pull a knife on him, didn't he, so he couldn't kill--

他有用刀子刺他對不對，所以他殺不死...

So he can't die... Oh, he can't die!

所以他不會死...噢，他死不了！

So he can't kill him. He can't get rid of him.

所以沒辦法殺掉她，沒辦法擺脫他

There's nothing he can do!

他手足無措！

He tries to kill him, doesn't work.

他嘗試殺死他，失敗了

He tries to kill himself, doesn't work. There's no escape. There's no escape!

他嘗試自殺，失敗了，沒辦法逃離，沒有辦法！

It's a metaphor for life!

這是對人生的隱喻！

This is a metaphor for your inner demons,

這是你內在惡魔的隱喻

kind of torturing you forever, and no one else can really see them.

永遠都在折磨你，卻沒有人看得到他

You can try and explain it, but no one can understand it

你可以試著解釋他，可是不會有人懂

'cause it's your own experience.

因為這是你自己的感覺

(Finebros) What would you do if this guy was following you

（Finebros）如果這傢伙追著你跑，然後用湯匙攻擊你

- and attacking you with a spoon? - I'd hit him back.

- 你會怎麼做？ - 我會打回去

I'd probably just go to alcoholism.

我大概會開始酗酒，然後酒精中毒

Maybe talking to him is the one thing that he didn't try.

也許好好談談是他唯一沒有試的

All us British people are always making people cups of tea.

我們英國人總是會幫別人泡杯茶

Make him a cup of tea!

幫他泡杯茶！

Try to kill myself more. He only looked like he tried three times.

多嘗試自殺，他看起來只試過3次

I think I'm more personally fearful of being annoyed

我想我個人比起短暫的暴力

for a long period of time than someone inflicting

更害怕長時間的

temporary violence on me.

被煩、被干擾

(Finebros) Would you say that you liked this video?

（Finebros）你會說你喜歡這部影片嗎？

No.

不會

- I'd say no. - I'd have to say no.

- 不會 - 我必須說不會

I'd say I liked it.

- 我挺喜歡的

I liked the idea of this, but the experience was less than extraordinary.

我喜歡這個概念，可是觀看的感受沒有這麼非凡

Yes, definitely.

會，絕對會

It commits to the idea. It has this idea and it commits to it,

他有傳達這個想法

and it just takes it and runs with it.

把這個想法具體化

It's so funny! It's a spoon murder.

這太好笑了！是個湯匙謀殺！

It's so random and stupid that it's amazing.

這亂來又白痴到很令人驚奇

(Finebros) This filmmaker spent 22 days making this film.

（Finebros）製片者花了22天完成這部影片

Wow.

哇

What do you think about him making this thing so large in scope?

你對他這麼大規模的拍這個東西有什麼想法？

Genius. I wish I had done it first.

天才，我希望我比他早這麼做

It's because they went to that extreme that it's amazing.

就是因為他們這麼極端所以這部影片才會驚人

He or she was probably just trying to go viral with something.

他大概只是想讓這個變紅吧

It's just so much time and effort into something so not worth it.

在不值得的東西上面花太多時間和努力了

The effects were amazing! I couldn't tell that they weren't in Paris.

效果真的太棒了！我很難不知道他們在巴黎

It looked like this guy was at the Eiffel Tower.

那傢伙看起來是在艾菲爾鐵塔

You spare no expense when you're trying to make something for the internet.

當你為了網路而做出某樣東西時會不惜成本

They went through a lot of effort to make that funny trailer

他們為了這個好笑的預告片花了很多心血

and I really appreciate how much effort it must've taken to make that video.

而我真的很欣賞他們為整部影片付出的努力

It just kind of made me want to hit you with a spoon a lot.

這讓我很想用湯匙打你

(Finebros) This was actually a short film for festivals.

（Finebros）這其實是為了電影節所做的短片

Oh! Okay, alright. I got it.

噢！OK，好，我懂了

- Did it win awards? - (Finebros) It did!

- 他有得獎嗎？ -（Finebros）有欸！

It did? Good. Good. It better have.

有嗎？好，很好，他最好要得獎

(Finebros) So, even though this was for festivals, it went viral in 2009,

（Finebros）雖然這是為了電影節而拍的，但是是在2009年爆紅

and has over 25 million views, even though it's over 10 minutes long.

而且有2500萬次點閱，即便它長達10分鐘

You're joking!

你說笑吧！

Really?

真的嗎？

(Finebros) Why is this kind of thing that would go viral?

（Finebros）為什麼這種東西會爆紅？

Probably to annoy one another. I would. In fact, I probably will.

也許是為了要煩其他人，我的話就大概會這麼做啊

It's like almost if you wanna Rick Roll your friend.

有點像你會想要「瑞克搖擺」你的朋友

You want to waste a friend's time, you're like,

你想要浪費你朋友的時間，就會

"Here, check this out! It's amazing."

「快來看！這超棒的」

You could troll your friends with it, but at the same time,

你可以用這個故意惹你朋友生氣，但同時

share something that's really, really, really fun.

分享一個非常非常有趣的東西

(Finebros) Why, even though it's so long, is it still so popular?

（Finebros）為什麼即使這那麼長還是很夯？

That's the joke. The joke is it goes on so long.

那是個梗，梗就是他持續很久

That is part of the joke. The longer it goes, the funnier it is.

那是笑點的一部份，持續越久越好笑

The purpose of the movie is this is really slow, agonizing thing.

這部電影的目的就是讓它非常緩慢而且很令人痛苦

And now here's this really slow, agonizing trailer you have to sit through.

然後你現在就得好好看完一個很慢、很令人痛苦的預告片

But you actually are experiencing how slow and painful the experience would be.

但你其實是在感受如此緩慢、痛苦的體驗是什麼感覺

(Finebros) Finally, if this was a real movie, would you go to see it,

（Finebros）最後，如果這部電影是真的，你會去看嗎？

- even if it was over nine hours long? - Certainly not.

- 即使他超過9個小時？ - 一定不會

- Never. - No.

- 絕不 - 不會

- Yeah. - Never.

- 好啊 - 永不

Yes! Yes, there's no question about that!

會！會啊，這有什麼好問的！

If it was done that way, yes!

如果整部片都是這樣的話，好啊！

I would see it just to say I saw it.

我會去看，就為了跟別人說我看過了

I wouldn't see any movie for nine hours.

我不會看任何9個小時的影片

No, if they came out with another Harry Potter movie, I would definitely do that.

不會，不過如果他如果拍了另一部哈利波特的電影，那我絕對會去看

I think I would give it to my bro as a gift. (laughs)

我想我會把他當禮物送給我的兄弟（笑）

And be like, "There's this really sick film that everyone's talking about.

然後說「這是一部大家都在討論的超猛電影

You should go watch it."

你應該要看看」

Obviously not. Nine hours! Are you kidding me?

當然不會，9小時欸！你在開玩笑嗎？

You could have a spoon party, where everyone just comes to watch it.

你可以辦一個湯匙派對，所有人都來看這部電影

You could eat yogurt together, and then just have it on in the background.

你們可以一起在後院吃優格看電影

Oh, oh, it's happening! It--

噢、噢，來了！它...

Did you really just provide Phil with a spoon?

你剛剛真的拿給Phil一支湯匙嘛？

Thank you so much for watching this episode of YouTubers React.

感謝收看這集YouTubers React

We love your faces!

我愛你們的臉

So why don't you guys subscribe to somebody down below?

所以何不訂閱以下的頻道呢？

And, again, subscribe to somebody down below.

再一次的，訂閱下面某個人的頻道

And again, and again, and again, and again!

又一次、又一次、又一次、又一次！

Thanks so much for watching.

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